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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026

Would you believe that 60% is in fact nearly 66%.

Reed wrote that "Nearly two-thirds of the Republican Party now believes it is immoral to be gay".
' The math isn't that
clean. In the poll, 35% of Republicans think it is morally acceptable to be gay, and 60% directly said it was "morally wrong". The correct figure is three in five rather than nearly two-thirds.

Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 12/09/2026

So I've seen a few people hyping up that Elephant Graveyard video and I was like Ok seems interesting then I started watching it and realized it was a sequel so I went to the channel page to find the first video and, uh, these thumbnails are definitely genAI, right?

Some thumbnails for episodes of The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour, featuring three dudes who are clearly supposed to be the same dude but are clearly not, in a way that feels very slop-coded.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 15/08/2026

I stand by at least two of these and I’ll let you guess which two.

John Wick (2014) - 2.5 stars

The Odyssey (2026) - 0.5 stars

Ghost World (2001) - 3 stars

Touch of Evil (1958) - 2.5 stars

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 06/08/2026

Would you believe when I started this project I thought it would be done by the end of 2023 at the latest.

A screenshot of a macOS Finder window showing the "Date Modified" and "Date Created" columns, with the former show the file was last modified on Feb 20, 2026, and was created on Dec 7, 2021.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 05/08/2026

I thought this happened either right before or right after Helm’s Deep, supposedly I’m only 28% of the way through the game. Why does one disk hold 28% of the game and the other disc has 72%.

A screen reading “Please insert
The Lord of the Rings™, The Third Age™
Game Disc 2.”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 05/08/2026

Feel like this will be good for when I’m very bored and very tired. You can like if you want but I’ll probably answer all of them eventually regardless.

book asks:
1. book you've reread the most times?
2. top 5 books of all time?
3. what is your favourite genre?
4. what sections of a bookstore do you browse?
5. where do you buy books?
6. what books have you read in the last month?
7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?
8. what is the first book you remember reading yourself?
9. when do you tend to read most?
10. do you have a guilty fav?
11. what non-fiction books do you like if any?
12. did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?
13. do you have a goodreads?
14. do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?
15. recommend and review a book.
16. how many books have you read this year?
17. top 5 children's books?
18. do you like historical books? which time period?
19. most disliked popular books?
20. what are things you look for in a book?

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 14/07/2026

Really seems like he wants children to fall down into a pit with a high risk of either drowning or breaking their legs.

MIYAZAKI: I think the architecture of schools should also deviate

from the manuals. There is a park that Shusaku Arakawa-san designed

in Yoro Town in Gifu Prefecture that is a wonderful space. It's an aston-

ishing park that has no flat surfaces. Some elderly people have fallen

and even broken bones. I think school playgrounds could be like this.

MIYAZAKI: I'd like to make a big pit in a place like that where you slide down and fall in. There would be mud and water at the bottom. Of course if it rains, the water will get deeper, and if there is no rain for a while, it will dry up. It would be a place where children could slip and fall in, and it would be hard to climb out of. That's the kind of pit I'd like to make.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 20/06/2026

Next is unsurprisingly dumb and Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away are unsurprisingly great (though the latter was more complicated for me than I was expecting), but Exit 8 is surprisingly quite good. I think it's maybe the first good video game movie?

Next (2007)—2 stars
Exit 8 (2025)—4 stars
Princess Mononoke (1997)—4.5 stars
Spirited Away (2001)—5 stars

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 31/05/2026

Rom discovers Christmas and gets really into it. Nog thinks it’s cheesy and gets into Halloween instead. You can write the inevitable “eggnog” joke yourself.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode title screen reading: “Rom Pom Pom Pom”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 29/05/2026

I have no idea why this didn’t kill me. My best guess it has something to do with those shot changes, like he’s not falling far enough to trigger the autodeath before that change, and then the change resets the height, and that last one is actually a very short drop.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 29/05/2026

Ok the thing about Glóin is that it rhymes with Owen, but most people, including The Hobbit (2003), just read it as Gloyn. And that’s fine, it’s whatever, I’m not gonna be a stickler for correct pronunciation from a game that barely shipped. Except then they decided to reference Glóin’s dad.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 29/05/2026

In general I’m a big proponent of respecting the character limit as inherent to the medium, but this really needed to be one paragraph.

Been spending too much time scrolling in bed in the morning so I thought l'd try the "leave my phone on the other side of the room so when my alarm goes off I have to get up" strategy.
But instead I've landed on the "wake up at 2:30 am to sound of dumpsters being moved and also the entire right side of my body is in pain for some reason, including my right eye so l have to immediately go put eye drops in lest I tear my cornea yet again" strategy, which I suppose is also effective.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/05/2026

Riker realizes he’s made two dates on the same night, so gets Thomas Riker to help him. Hijinks ensue. And, uh, something about what it means to be human.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: “Where There’s a Will, There’s Another Will”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/05/2026

Quark bets Odo that he can’t go a day without using his shape-changing abilities.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode title screen reading: “Just an Odonary Guy”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/05/2026

Ensign Ro thinks the ship is haunted, and ropes Wesley, Lt. Barclay, and Troi into her investigation. And there’s a dog for some reason.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: “Ruh Ro!”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 24/05/2026

It’s been a while since I’ve watched a Lwaxana Troi episode so I had to double check with my coworker that she’s definitely Jewish mother-coded and it’s not just me projecting.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: “Troi Vey”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 24/05/2026

Picard and Tasha Yar face off in a holodeck simulation with Picard as a British naval officer and Tasha as a pirate. But then the holodeck breaks etc. etc.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading “Yar, Matey!”

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 24/05/2026

Dr. Crusher creates a holodeck program for Wesley designed to teach him what “normal” teenagers act like, but then they get trapped in it.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: "Beverly Hills Star Date 90210"

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 23/05/2026

In which Data tries stand up and an ensign falls in love with him.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: "Data? I Hardly Know Her!"

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 23/05/2026

Wait actually making this a new thread for pun-based titles only.

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title screen reading: "Hoisted By My Own Picard"

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 23/05/2026

I’ve always felt there was a real missed opportunity here.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 22/05/2026

Holes is fun and breezy, has a little less depth than the book. Gone in Sixty Seconds is ridiculous but not ridiculous enough to be either quite bad or quite good (but Eccleston as the villain is fun.) Face/Off is a movie I have opinions about. Game 6 is surprisingly weird and good.

Game 6 (2004) - 4.5 stars
Face/Off (1997) - 2.5 stars
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) - 3 stars
Holes (2003) - 3.5 stars

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 21/05/2026

Ok but they’re not going to. The organizations. Or they would’ve asked for these. Which they didn’t. Because they don’t want them. And won’t use them. And even if they did they would still be running a vast surveillance and kidnapping operation. With your tech. So fuck you. And your “consternation.”

The new tools provide organizations, including DHS and ICE, more information on how their workers use Palantir software. Organizations can set up alerts for "concerning behavior" like exfiltrating datasets, and search the session logs of individual users. They also allow organizations to see which users have viewed specific sets of information.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 19/05/2026

Oh right I said I'd do this. Well, given that I clearly am going to having some problems with it let's see if we can learn more about the person who made it so we can go into it know what their agenda is. Oh hey, it's SOME RANDOM TEENAGER.

ABOUT THE CREATOR
<photo of a young person with short, curly brown hair, wearing a blue shirt and jeans, holding an orange tabby cat, which is being pet by an older guy standing next to him wearing a "NAVY" baseball cap, a black shirt under a grey jacket, and jeans. They're standing in what looks a living room or entryway of a nice suburban home.>

Liam Petry, 17
I started this because I wanted a better way for young people like me to understand their actual politics; the test was actually meant to just be for me. But then I realized the impact it could have, so I spent a great deal of time improving it. My goal is simple: build something that overtakes the original Political Compass.

As a high school student, I'm currently in the process of looking for summer internships and research collaborations. If you're interested in working with the dataset alongside me or collaborating on something, reach out, please!

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 17/05/2026

Dropping this here as a reminder to myself to do this later but also we’re all clear that this is bullshit, right? Like these statements are horribly written. Show me a society where each person defines their own “cultural values and traditions.” That’s not a thing. It simply does not exist.

Statement: A society functions better when most people share a common set of cultural values and traditions rather than each person defining their own.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 12/04/2026

I think I just realized jokes like this are why I write.

A couple months later I can finally look at my screen for more than 30 minutes at a time without it hurting. I decide that maybe I'm not actually that interested in using the above process fro drawings, but what about other types of images. Just as an experiment so see what it looks like <highlight>I grab a screenshot I recently took of a A Bit of Fry and Laurie Laurie clip</highlight>

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/03/2026

Also side-note, Bluesky started freaking out while I was making this thread, probably 'cause of that dipshit who only pushes AI code now. This doesn't even do it justice, the vibrations were so fast it was essentially like having two offset versions of the window on screen at the same time.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/03/2026

It just sucks, like if it's a good product why do you need to juice the reviews on your own website. There are only 7 <4-star reviews, so it's not like—oh for fuck's sake I think the 4-star reviews are fake too.

End-of-Day Energy Boost
The C7 Max has significantly reduced my end-of-day fatigue. The ergonomic design keeps me in a healthy posture without feeling restrictive. I feel more energized after work now, which has had a positive impact on my personal life as well.
Published date
08/03/24

Genre-Adaptive Gaming Chair
This chair has transformed my gaming den. The adaptive lumbar support keeps my posture in check during long MMORPG sessions, while the 3D headrest is perfect for when I'm leaning in during intense FPS moments. It's like the chair adapts to every game genre!
Published date
08/05/24

Variety Streamer's Adaptive Throne
As a variety streamer, I need a chair that can adapt to different gaming styles. The C7 Max delivers with its 5 levels of backrest height adjustment and 5D armrests. Whether I'm playing FPS, MOBA, or sim games, this chair keeps me comfortable and performing at my best.
Published date
08/09/24

Streamer's Stylish Comfort Solution
This chair has transformed my gaming room. The sleek design looks great on camera for my streaming setup, and the 5 levels of backrest height adjustment ensure I'm always at the perfect angle for my viewers. Plus, it's incredibly comfortable for those long streaming sessions.
Published date
08/11/24

Ideal Ergonomic Chair for Tall People
At 6'4", it"s hard to find an ergonomic chair that fits well. The C7 Max"s backrest height adjustment and supportive cushion make it ideal for my height. The lumbar support makes a huge difference for long hours of sitting. I highly recommend this chair for anyone tall looking for comfort.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 25/03/2026

I'm not saying it's a bad chair, I know people actually use it and like it and I am still kind of eyeing it wistfully (thought I don't know if I can justify the purchase at the moment) but...these are fake reviews. Blatantly fake reviews.

Exceptional Comfort and Support
The comfort of the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is exceptional. The foam cushion with a latex layer feels so plush, and the adaptive lumbar support keeps my back well-supported. The 3D headrest and 5D armrests are incredibly adjustable, making it perfect for long hours at my desk.
Published date
04/23/24

Incredibly Comfortable Office Chair
I've found the C7 Max chair to be incredibly comfortable. The foam cushion with a latex layer provides a soft seating experience, and the adaptive lumbar support is fantastic. The 135' reclining backrest and hidden footrest add to the overall comfort, making it ideal for long working hours.
Published date
04/24/24

Perfect for All-Day Use
I love how comfortable the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is. The foam cushion with a latex layer is very soft, and the adaptive lumbar support ensures my back stays supported. The 3D headrest and 5D armrests add to the overall comfort, making it perfect for all-day use.
Published date
04/25/24

Game-Changer for Comfort
The C7 Max chair is a game-changer in terms of comfort. The foam cushion with a latex layer is wonderfully soft, and the adaptive lumbar support keeps my back pain-free. The adjustable headrest and armrests make it easy to find the perfect position for long periods of sitting.
Published date
04/25/24

Exceeded Comfort Expectations
The C7 Max chair has exceeded my expectations for comfort. The foam cushion with a latex layer feels luxurious, and the adaptive lumbar support keeps my posture in check. The hidden footrest is a great addition for relaxing during breaks. It's the best office chair I've ever used.

Dream Chair for Sitting
Sitting in the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is a dream. The foam cushion with a latex layer is incredibly soft, and the adaptive lumbar support provides excellent back support. The adjustable backrest and headrest make it easy to stay comfortable throughout the day.
Published date
04/27/24

Outstanding Comfort and Fit
The comfort provided by the C7 Max chair is outstanding. The foam cushion with a latex layer is very plush, and the adaptive lumbar support is a lifesaver. The adjustable 135' backrest and 3D headrest allow for a perfect fit, making it ideal for long hours at the computer.
Published date
04/28/24

Extremely Happy with Comfort
I'm extremely happy with the comfort of the C7 Max chair. The foam cushion with a latex layer provides a soft and supportive seating experience, and the adaptive lumbar support is wonderful. The 3D headrest and 5D armrests make it easy to find a comfortable position for long periods.
Published date
05/01/24

Superb Comfort and Support
The C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair offers superb comfort. The foam cushion with a latex layer is soft and supportive, and the adaptive lumbar support keeps my back feeling great. The hidden footrest is perfect for taking quick breaks, and the adjustable backrest is fantastic.
Published date
05/01/24

Most Comfortable Chair Ever
The C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is the most comfortable chair I've used. The foam cushion with a latex layer feels so plush, and the adaptive lumbar support ensures my back stays pain-free. The adjustable backrest and headrest make it easy to stay comfortable during long workdays.

Perfect for Heavier Users
As a heavier user, finding a chair that supports my weight can be challenging, but the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is perfect. With a 300lbs weight capacity, it feels sturdy and secure. The foam cushion with a latex layer and adaptive lumbar support make it incredibly comfortable for extended use.Read less
Published date
05/03/24

Comfortable for Heavier Users
Finding a comfortable and supportive chair for my weight (290lbs) was tough until I found the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair. The 300lbs weight capacity means I feel secure, and the foam cushion with a latex layer is very comfortable. The adjustable backrest and headrest make it easy to find the perfect position.Read less
Published date
05/04/24

Impressive Support for Heavy Users
I'm impressed with the C7 Max chair's ability to support up to 300lbs. As a heavier user, I appreciate the robust construction and comfort. The adjustable backrest, 3D headrest, and 5D armrests ensure a perfect fit. The foam cushion with a latex layer is incredibly soft, making it a pleasure to sit in all day.Read less
Published date
05/04/24

Ideal Chair for Heavier Weight
The C7 Max chair's 300lbs weight capacity is ideal for me. As someone who weighs 280lbs, I find it exceptionally sturdy. The backrest adjusts to five levels, and the foam cushion with a latex layer is super comfortable. The 3D headrest and 5D armrests provide great support, making it perfect for long hours at my desk.Read less
Published date
05/04/24

Excellent Chair for Heavier Users
The C7 Max chair is perfect for heavier users like me. With a 300lbs weight capacity, it provides excellent support. The foam cushion with a latex layer and adaptive lumbar support ensure comfort, even during long hours of work. The adjustable backrest and 5D armrests add to the overall functionality and comfort.Read less
Published date
05/07/24

Perfect Fit for Tall Users
As a tall user, finding the right chair is challenging, but the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair fits me perfectly. The adjustable backrest, 3D headrest, and 5D armrests accommodate my 6'4" height with ease. The foam cushion with a latex layer adds extra comfort, making long work hours manageable.Read less
Published date
05/09/24

Ideal for Tall People
At 6'2", I've struggled to find a chair that fits, but the C7 Max chair is perfect for tall users. The adjustable backrest and 3D headrest provide great support, while the 5D armrests are customizable to my height. The foam cushion with a latex layer is incredibly comfortable.
Published date
05/10/24

Perfect Chair for Tall People
As someone who is 6'6", the C7 Max chair has been a great find. The adjustable backrest and 3D headrest cater to my height perfectly. The 5D armrests offer multiple adjustments, making it very supportive. The foam cushion with a latex layer is soft and comfortable for long periods of sitting.
Published date
05/11/24

Great for Tall Users
The C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair is ideal for tall people like me (6'5"). The backrest adjusts to five levels, and the 3D headrest fits my height perfectly. The 5D armrests are highly adjustable, providing excellent support. The foam cushion with a latex layer ensures comfort throughout the day.Read less
Published date
05/11/24

Excellent for Tall Users
Being 6'3", I needed a chair that supports my height, and the C7 Max Premium Ergonomic Office Chair does just that. The adjustable backrest and 3D headrest fit me perfectly. The 5D armrests are very flexible, and the foam cushion with a latex layer is extremely comfortable for long hours at my desk.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 18/03/2026

I booted up Midnight Suns for the first time in like a year, started a dialogue, and immediately remembered one of the things I hate about this game. Why is calling Tony out for being an insensitive prick "dark"???? Is "light" just "unconditional people pleaser???"

TONY STARK
Do you think I'll get a "Curse you, Stark?" Fist shaking in the air. It's kinda cliche, I know, but I'd still love it.

<light symbol> I hope you get your wish.
Everyone contributed to this
<dark symbol> No words about Wanda? Really?

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 14/03/2026

Apropos of nothing here are some photos I took a while ago that I’m really pleased with.

A high-contrast monochrome photo of a park in late afternoon, centered on a tree branch in front of the sun.

Similar composition but angled slightly higher, and with less exposure so it appears darker.

A shot of a treelined street, sunlight is filtering through the branches of a very manicured-looking conical tree.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 09/03/2026

2. Again, not trying to be smug or pretentious, I'm not saying it's bad she read romance books, but there's a point being elided here and that's why do we even want people to read in the first place. "Well, now she loves to read." Ok. Is that...good? Like, what, to you, does that mean, for her?

I found Lee's candor to be strangely noble. I thought about the decades of withering angst about declining literacy rates-the ominous reports that college students can't make it through a pamphlet, much less a paperback, due to the mind-boiling assault of the algorithms ruling social media. How, then, are we supposed to wring our hands over the fact that in 2026 some people are reading more than they had in the past — even if what they're reading tends to conform to their preferred constellation of tropes, contrivances, and, yes, perspectives? After all, consuming these books changed Lee's life. She never read much in school. She assumed that books were for brainier people, beholden to an academic milieu that had permanently sidelined her. Well, now she loves to read. Who am I to tell her that she uncovered that love improperly?

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 06/03/2026

Have you been watching from very very far away or

Josh Petri (he/him @joshpetri.bsky.team
1.2K followers 314 following
10 posts <circled in red>

The two oldest posts in Bluesky Head of Comms Josh Petri’s feed, his first is from November 2024, his second is from February 2026

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 02/03/2026

Look I really do understand this is almost certainly old man yells at clouds toxic nostalgia, but looking at those new starters I felt so viscerally “these are just cartoon animals with stupid names”

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