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The Real Jim Shady

@noontangclan.bsky.social
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If you want beef then bring the ruckus @noontangclan ain’t nuthin to fuck wid 👐🏽 #MUFC 🇾🇪

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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s goodnight from us 😴
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter. Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma). Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’m the best chef on this app
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Of course the baby had to get closer…
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Last bath of the year done; And oh! They did rejoice.
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days. Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Amorim instructing Martinez who to pass to... #Amad #MUFC
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me (FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Daddy responsibilities. Tonight’s job: be cushion.
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This week’s #roast #foodporn
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Your weekly #FoodPorn #Roast
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Morning
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Cpfclad.bsky.social @cpfclad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
😆
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Even the dogs get a dinner in r house #FoodPorn
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
All I need… my world in one photo xoxo
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
To put this comparison between Guardiola & Ferguson into reallife terms: Pep is the guy who inherits wealth - and invests to create more wealth But Sir Alex, who broke up the Old Firm & beat Madrid with Aberdeen, is the guy who becomes a Self Made Billionaire #MUFC
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truereddevil99.bsky.social @truereddevil99.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is Erling Haaland ever since he told Arteta to be humble
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truereddevil99.bsky.social @truereddevil99.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
hang it in the louvre 😂
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hiya Pep… how many goals did you say it was again? 😂 #Citeh #PepOut
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Woke up, looking for the 🥦
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yer maw’s fanny says what?
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🐷
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
10 years ago I’d have been doing some banging MDMA and staying out until 8am, then back to the afters Now I’ll be lucky to have a wank before I fall asleep at 9pm after my lemsip
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a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Morning
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“I’m not the hero this city deserves, but I’m the one that it needs”
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Proper winter warmer - I’d make a great little housewife me #Lentejas
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m getting bored of social media - might just fuck around and wipe them all, never to return FYI - this isn’t a beg for you to start spamming me with “oh please don’t go” messages, I’m just saying what’s on my mind currently
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Waking Ned on Netflix - thank me later
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You know the score
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Willy Woofter 🌈 @willywoofter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
LMFAO 😂
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When you see that she’s changed the profile pic of her and her fella, to just a pic of her kids with the caption ‘my whole world in one picture - all I need xoxo’, and her relationship status now reads ‘It’s complicated’ 😂😂 IYKYK
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shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something
ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
YEET 🤢
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sat casually scoffing handfuls of Bombay mix, and have to keep reminding myself that it’s “not Christmas yet”
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Fucking curtain twitchers are at it again on our street… nosey bastards.
Two nosey bastards (dogs), twitching the curtains and peeping out on the street
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I had a dream that I followed James Hype around a festival & watch all 6 sets that he played, but then at the end of the last set he stopped the music halfway through, pointed at me and said “can someone get this guy out of here, hes following me round like a lost dog” So that was nice.
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Morning to all my cunts and cuntettes 🫶
Sleeping dog sniffs man’s armpit in bed
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Paul, Manc Bald & Bred. @mufcwonitall.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Good Morning 🔴 No International football until March 2025
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Happens to me all the time 🫠😂
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The Real Jim Shady @noontangclan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Great sing-a-long song for the car - deffo wasn’t just belting this out or anything 👀🙌🏽
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You're the Inspiration (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Chicago - Topic
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This clip of Sir Alex Ferguson never fails to bring a smile to my face 🎈😄 #MUFC
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Willy Woofter 🌈 @willywoofter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Biden enters the "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" jungle
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