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@noodlething.bsky.social
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Doing what makes me happiest!|He/Him|The Aston Marten|Diesel Weasel| Taken 🔞MINORS DNI🔞

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Chisel @ FM @chiselsaber.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's #fursuitfriday! I'll be at #nashum today so stop by and say hi if ya see me! 🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social 📸: @noodlething.bsky.social
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Chisel @ FM @chiselsaber.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This sign can't stop him because he can't read! Especially not on #fursuitfriday! 🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social 📸: @noodlething.bsky.social
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What the fuck is my BF watching…
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Sometimes I wonder what my family might think of the amazing things I’ve achieved within the community
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nobody ever tells you how hard it is to go from this to this
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What a special thing it is to have something larger than yourself worth crying tears of joy over. I am me, I am ok, I’m doing good and can do everything I put my mind to. It’s dream come true to help put this on for yall, I wouldn’t change it for the world. Thank you and goodnight #LVFC2026
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Tani Xōcoyōtl SOON BLFC @tanicoyote.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Every time with LVFC
Handshake meme showing FWA and LVFC having a shared phantom wristband experience
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trying so hard not to cry rn man… we did such an amazing job this year
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Me in my haven (LVFC room) gazing upon my domain (the Alexis Park) as nature thrives as intended (the drunk furry puking in the bushes outside my room) #LVFC2026
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yall will not believe the fucking day I’ve had
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well god dammit we fucking did it. 4,609 people. 53% up from last year. I wouldn’t swap the struggles of this weekend for anything. I am so cathartically happy.
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I PUT MY HAND IN PUKE I RUN THIS CON AND THE THANKS I GET IS PUKE HANDS NOOOOOO 😭
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In the thick of it and realizing I’m doing it all simply for the love of the game
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Tomorrow begins this years installment of getting my ass kicked for a week straight, but damn am I happy to do it
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
He’s never had to get a code from Google Authenticator
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
No! I will NOT take my car to the mechanic when I am PERFECTLY tube shaped and can crawl into the engine myself!
Issa sibblllleeeee
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Me when I fuggin GET U
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My cat just stepped on my balls so hard I spoke like RFK for a second
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Chewy needs to fuckin chill lmao
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Deep cleaning carpet videos are my latest hyperfixation
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Lupine Silvertail @lupinesilvertail.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just kind of roll me out of here. Breakfast with @noodlething.bsky.social, @vanderthefolf.bsky.social, and @yeenbutts.bsky.social
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I passed out like 3 times but here’s your drink~
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Do you think you’re being a good role model??” No. I never claimed I was one or was even trying to be one. Yknow what I AM trying to be tho? Unapologetically ME. And I don’t see shame in that <3
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nvm we’re back
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’ve been put in telegram jail for changing my PFP too often >:( Apparently the AI they use didn’t like that so now my account is frozen
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
There’s no way they’re selling me at Bass Pro…
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Bed after a bath is taking me beyond
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Car photography is my passion 🫡
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Went here and everyone knew you bro
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Old school phonk (901 beats) using Memphis rap has so much more soul than newer stuff ngl
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Jym @jymfox.com · 15/02/2026
Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ah shit, here we go again
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentines to the gayest lil critter I know ^^
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I need Velcro shibari - @thelittledinka.bsky.social
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Shaving my entire body with a hair trimmer rn because my other razor died I’m in the fucking trenches
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Aston Martin COOKED with this design, you cannot change my mind or convince me otherwise
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I wholeheartedly don’t understand what people find funny about casual racism. It’s racism nonetheless, why should context matter when in the end you’re still belittling and demeaning others for things they can’t change? It’s really odd to me how some people can find humor in that
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Rekindling a connection with a childhood friend of mine. Actually feels super good to have them know who I’ve become as a person and them be a-ok with it
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
5.0 Coyote mustangs are the Nissan VQ of the V8 world change my mind
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I genuinely enjoy trying to be a good person, knowing that I’ve at least made someone’s day just a little better makes me super happy, especially when the world is as tough as it is now
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
$1,270 for an oil change on one of my cars is absolute WILD work. Why the hell is the oil filter in the middle of all the steering gear linkage?
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I think having public transit and nuclear powered infrastructure would fix me
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In its natural habitat, in the snow and at a gas pump
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MFL suiters WILL be hearing from me tonight i will not elaborate
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Not too bad! Most of it just traveling through, visiting friends or going to cons
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Does a bottom lawyer call their dick a subpoena?
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My New Year’s resolution is at least 4k
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Please for the love of god make 2026 the new 2016, I want those vibes back
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Mercury @noodlething.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How it feels to merge onto the highway in a V12 cruise missile of a car
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