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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 22/09/2026
I'm not to be trusted with computers
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 22/09/2026
Still anti-genAI, down to the smallest inconsequential icon btw
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 19/09/2026
Just downloaded Pokemon Go for the first time in a while. Y'all didn't tell me it was freaky like that
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 13/09/2026
By the way, a *human model* finally is in the works. A friend has kindly donated a 3D scan that I can use for a reference for a version in my typical style. So if you're into less fantasy creatures and just want a safe quality toy, that's actively being worked on.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 13/09/2026
Cat tax for not being very active online
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 13/09/2026
Hey guys, just wanted to give a bit of an update on where the shop is at the moment. We're currently in modelling / mold making mode. We're also pouring toys but they're being sold at local events because it's WAY easier on me with the limited room I have. That's why stock is kinda stale for now.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 05/09/2026
Thermochromatics are fun!
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 24/08/2026
Update: sewing machine journey is going well
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 17/08/2026
I ordered a bit titty mousepad and I got a standee of Jesus in the mail. If this isn't on purpose, it's really funny lmao
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 12/08/2026
Maybe an opportunity to make toy storage bags? Not a promise but would that be an add-on people are interested in?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 12/08/2026
I haven't been super active online since I started focusing on local events, but I just wanted to let y'all know general shop activity might slow down while I learn sewing. I am not beating the ADHD hobby allegations.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 01/08/2026
Maximalist swirls lmao
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 31/07/2026
Doin some color tests 🍉
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 05/07/2026
I love my local events. Also, this is the second time I think I've ever put text on a toy
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 04/07/2026
I've always loved making parody labels since I was smol
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 28/06/2026
Making these custom lights for events was WORTH IT
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 27/06/2026
Bring those dildos out for the xylophone, and it becomes a cockenspiel.
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Marlow 💛 @eplatyurus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Guess who is finally here!!! Its my custom aroace pride reptilian from @noodlecrafters.com!! This toy is SO pretty! Such perfect shades of blue and orange and wow what cute balls he has 🥰
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 26/06/2026
New favorite set of colors unlocked
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 21/06/2026
It literally just barely holds itself under its own weight
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 21/06/2026
Pouring a 9" monster for a local prize table. Cecil Sunday ❤️
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 20/06/2026
Test pour (right) vs. the goal (left) Gosh I love how the stripes turned out on the base
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 19/06/2026
This little guy was just a test for a pour method but came out pretty cool on its own
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 13/06/2026
Made a lil shelf for my smaller pigment bottles. I think finally I can move back into production now that a lot of counter space is free again
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 09/06/2026
Ran outta shaft silicone oops, but my silly little end rod toy experiment is the first toy with the new shop setup
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 08/06/2026
Today was certainly productive! I built the shelving on the back wall, and started engineering / printing a silicone bucket mod that'll allow me to pour cleanly from Smooth-On's buckets without a mess. And the buckets can still stack!
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 07/06/2026
Pouring new toys is pausing for a few days, currently adding a back-wall shelf to the shop and creating a new silicone dispensing setup to include 00-30 and other hardnesses at the ready other than just medium.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 07/06/2026
Oh, for makers who don't know, these cups are available freely in noodlecrafters.com/pages/stuff-for-makers They are weird. They have to be printed in vase mode, and there's a specific file for each nozzle size. But they print REALLY fast and are really efficient.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 06/06/2026
My split pour cup design has this funny little quirk where if your printer is super accurate and consistent, the case mode cup will totally allow you to fan the chambers out. Totally unintentional? Yes. Probably useful? Hell yeah.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 06/06/2026
Part of the reason I opened these is because of the intimidation drops give me with the ADHD brain. I'll still do drops of course, but now if you like, really want a Funnybone or Reptilian Double and I haven't made them in a while, they're still available in some way.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 06/06/2026
Okay, big step for us: We're opening up guided-customs officially! We call it "Build-o". Check it out over at noodlecrafters.com! We're starting with 3 slots as we test the waters. We will be adding more to our Build-o section in the future as we gain more experience and find what works for us.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 04/06/2026
Made a silly little banner for my soon-to-be custom toy ordering page. They can rip my 8 color dithered animations from my cold, dead hands.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 02/06/2026
All current orders are out! I'm glad I upgraded my mailbox the second I moved into a place I own, it's so much easier to get out individual orders.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 31/05/2026
We've got new stock up on Noodlecrafters.com! The gummy sharks are finally up.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 31/05/2026
Just a heads up, I'm going to be dropping some gummy toys and some pink /gold shimmery ones later today. Short notice but ADHD has been delaying the drop too long
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 31/05/2026
I never know what to think about that one prolific novelist that always trying to scam someone. I mean, he has his prose and cons.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 31/05/2026
Finished one of my two custom arch lights! And I only burnt myself with the soldering iron three times
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 30/05/2026
Well damn. This box used to be full past the top. All I did was swap out the holo bags with the heat sealable ones. That's a lotta saved space!
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 28/05/2026
We've got an impulse sealer now! The holo bags were pretty yes, but these will be way more practical.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 26/05/2026
This is now my favorite dildo ad I'm getting Thank Goodness You're Here! vibes
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 24/05/2026
9" Cecil is HEAVY
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 23/05/2026
I can't believe 9" Cecil is real
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 15/05/2026
I only just realized it's not "hentaivirus" and my brain has been seeing what it wanted to see
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 12/05/2026
ADHD brain would rather create a new toy concept every two days than actually let me sit down and photograph/ sell the toys I've already made 💀 Y'all bear with me
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 12/05/2026
Do you think this is what a robot's buttplug would look like?
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 11/05/2026
Pasties took quite a bit of trial and error to nail down. For anyone curious, they're spandex and Ecoflex 00-50 (medium silicone). This makes them pretty stretchy and they adhere very nicely with spirit gum. I accidentally fell asleep with them on and they were still WELL adhered when I woke.
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 11/05/2026
Guess what else we've been working on?
A bright pink silicone heart shaped pastie on a deskA bright pink silicone heart shaped pastie on a desk, exposed cloth side
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 10/05/2026
This is the type of shit I've been up to
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NoodleCrafters @noodlecrafters.com · 10/05/2026
Turns out I'm really bad at resting. Some surprise reveals to come soon ❤️
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