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Emily Vee

@noobixcube.bsky.social
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She/her, and still getting used to what that means 🏳️‍⚧️

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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Figuring this stuff out in your 30s or 40s is wild, right?
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What good is the "Wishlist" if I didn't get a notification when it was available? I'd have bought it immediately if I'd known. End of the day, out of stock aready.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Was this toy designed by Junji Ito?!
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I was clinging to hope for the sequel trilogy, even through TLJ, structureless mess that that was, I was saying "let's see if they stick the landing". They did not. And I HATE that not LIKING the ST for legitimate reasons has me adjacent to people who hate it because it's "woke".
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"Somehow, Palpatine returned" isn't a BAD LINE. What, was Poe supposed to do an investigation and provide full dossiers to the resistance? What hatters is he's back! What sucks is it relies on the already at that point non-canon Zahn books to know how. Somthing Filoni had to patch in, in Bad Batch.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I end up with what you'd get if a vampire turned someone from Innsmouth. If I had a character creator menu to decide my own appearance each day, I'd end up looking like someone tried to make a pretzel out of a gangly gothy stop motion character. LITERALLY dream of the concept, though...
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I think character creators give me a taste of what body dysmorphia must feel like. I keep sightly tweaking the sliders just a little bit here, a little there, until I make someone who looks JUST RIGHT. Then I get some hollow-cheeked ghoul with eyes the size of cueballs, and fish-lips.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I say to anyone who says "you don't get to choose your pronouns", "oh, so society decides? Then we're agreed your only pronoun is 'this cunt'." I don't make the rules, I just turn them back on their makers. Just like Catholicism.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There were even a few ones in there I didn't know.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ultimately the movie is all about the Thule society and trying to access alchemy from Edward's world, but when things start kicking off, it's ORDINARY people who are instigating events.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Weirdly enough, the Full Metal Alchemist movie, The Conqueror of Shambala, gives us some of this. It's set in Germany with the rise of Hitler. Ed is in an alternate world to his (ours), and sees familiar faces on different people. A good friend from his world is one of the police rounding up Jews.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm sure nothing bad could ever happen, here! I am looking forward to a wholesome and touching story with a classic happily ever after! (Actually wholesome and touching is kind of what I DO expect as a destination, from you, made all the better by the rough ride getting there!)
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The safe word is closing the book, quitting the game, turning off the TV, and an experienced writer earns their fans’ (their subs’) trust that they can deliver just the right level of consensual pain without going too far, and the tenderness and anticipation to make the hits really hurt.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m not into BDSM, but I realised while reading Sunstone (a romance comic that pretends to be BDSM smut to get you hooked) that the way I enjoy media is a lot like being a sub. I‘m giving my consent to be exposed to (emotional) pain for my enjoyment (or catharsis?)
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Back on Twitter I called them "eighters". Names that were just a word and eight digits. It was lost on many of the bot accounts when I would reply with a picture of Android 8 and called them Eighter.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Is the scorpion finally stinging the frog? Did the right wing suddenly remember it doesn't like Jewish people?
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm serious, the XP look is cute and nostalgic, but FUNCTIONALLY, you've added something here. I have it installed as a PWA now, so I'm running it without all of the browser chrome (though not Chrome, Vivaldi). If you develop this further, I'd LOVE some theming and configurability.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh wow. I just logged into it, and I actually like it more, from a functional perspective. The standard website is too linear and "app-like". I love how it opens new windows in the page when I open posts or profiles!
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ouch... Yeah. We're all 38, here.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Your bag has water in it?!?
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We're all just goo and fluids, and the pumps and processing systems for those things, draped over a rigid scaffold and contained in a flexible sack.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If I've learned one thing from watching my favourite shows get cancelled year after year, it's that if I made anything people liked, I wouldn't let Netflix near it without a three season guarantee and a harshly punitive kill-fee. They cancel shows before they even run for "poor performance".
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You say that, but you know that's not true. We all had a choice, Mastodon is in every way better, and yet the people came here. Feel free to use a social media site with nobody on it. Humourless fuck.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Does anyone think maybe we shouldn’t be using a site made by these particular idiots? OTOH though, maybe it’s good we know precisely what kind of idiots run this place. Idiots are like spiders. When one bites you, it’s better to know the species.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I don’t think “man, DBZ would be SO MUCH BETTER”, though. I think “wow, if I ever write something with that kind of ‘two opposed schools’ dynamic for a character, I’m going to have to remember to have him combine them when it comes to the crunch.”
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The symmetry here is, Gohan sees Piccolo, one-handed, drill through Raditz and Goku, and then NEVER uses the Makankosappo, but it’s a technique of finesse, and precision, not a sledge-hammer. It’s THE tool for the job at the end, and Gohan mixes Piccolo’s training with Goku’s to make something new.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You see his middle and index fingers straighten out of the claw-grip of the Kamehameha, and he says “makanko-hamehameha!”. The beam narrows, a spiral shoots out around it, and it DRILLS THROUGH Cell’s K-wave, dispersing it, and obliterating him with something other than raw power.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Take this example: I think when Gohan beat Cell, he shouldn’t have done it as Goku 2.0, but as the hybrid of Goku and Piccolo he was always portrayed as. One handed Kamehameha works for a bit, but then Gohan uses his brain, uses his training, and his powers of observation…
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’ll often say how things could have been tidied up, or given more symmetry in Dragon Ball Z, but not because I think Toriyama was a hack who couldn’t write, because I, with a different writing sensibility, and the benefit of hindsight, can see how I would do it differently. One day I may.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
And I don’t mean “this is MY story about shinigami that are stylistically feudal-Japanese”, but I mean you dissect the characters, and their arcs, and figure out what you liked, what you didn’t, and adapt those into something new. You’d never have Star Wars without a huge range of influences.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Basically, if you like Bleach enough to hate how it went, and you think you can do better, I guess file the serial numbers off, write something similar, see how you go. I don’t mean “Bleach but different”, but take the things that worked, the themes, and build on those. That’s all writing.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Great series. Really excited for the next "big" series you do. Knights of the Old Republic, maybe?
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The use of the words "Quick Exit" on the Lifeline page is... Potentially counterproductive.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Honestly, I stand with M'Benga. You know when a physician is juicing up to become a rage fuelled murder-monster, SOMEONE crossed a line to put him there.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And then, yes, there's the point of your article, or a version of the point as I read it, anyway. Any time you're told to go outside your comfort zone, the implication is that you have to meet them in theirs. It's on YOU to always be the one to suffer discomfort for others.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
People seem to take for granted that they even know what comfort looks like. For the rest of us, the closest we get to comfort is the cup of tea we drink while trying not to think about the numerous ongoing and incipient crises that we know of, and all the possibility of ones we don't.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Whenever people told me to get out of my comfort zone, they'd get, depending on how fed up I was, "Oh, you have a comfort zone? That must be nice. I've never found one of those." or "My 'comfort zone' was taken away from me by abusive parents at 10, and I haven't known comfort since."
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fake leather in the diary in MacOS X might have looked a bit naff, but you know what it had? Character. Is it so much to ask that user interfaces actually look like something other than a fascist dystopian city?
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm not saying you can learn to whip up a multitrack video editor overnight, but there's a lot of stuff you can empower yourself to do. That people are trusting AI to code actual tools that we use every day both scares and sickens me, and I reserve terror-vomit for government bureaucracy.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Genuinely, AI inspired me to learn to program. Entirely because I had put it off for decades, immediately jumped on AI as a tool to NOT have to learn, and then getting incredibly frustrated with the buggy and non-functional output. AI couldn't even make SIMPLE THINGS that I know how to do now.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The beginning of the end was flat design. Bring back the skeuomorphism of the 2000s. I am sick of so much dead space in every UI, and no distinction between buttons and forms. WE HAVE THE PIXELS, NOW! FUCKING USE THEM!
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I know if I returned to earth and found it overrun by apes that'd be a huge load off my mind.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I have a smart globe, and bed time is 10% brightness time. That's my "tiny lamp", I guess. It's just enough to read by. Just enough that you feel like you're in a little pocket of cozy dark.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
First computer and software you used for writing? (Other than the pen, paper, and your own mind, I mean)
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good thing I’m not American. If my country ever wants me to kill for it, I’ll decide who, and I’ll be starting on my own soil. Whole lot of house to clean in Australia before we go cleaning up the rest of the world, and I’d start with the dickhead who puts a gun in my hands.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I may not go with Ridge, though. I have a Vulkit one I use for my credit cards and ID (and yes, one more Genius Lab Gear card tool), and I like it, aesthetically, with the wood panels. It also has one important feature the Ridge lacks: you can push the cards up from EITHER side.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Eventually, the card sized tools will be fleshed out, duplicating as much as possible from the rest of the kit, and they'll "move out" into a separate "discreet carry" tool kit, for when having a pouch of tools on my belt would be socially not acceptable. Might upgrade to a better wallet, then.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There's definitely an argument to be made for moving up in price to get better value, but those are two sides of the story, and the third is utility. Currently, this metal one serves as an organiser inside the pouch, and it holds two card-sized multitools. Higher cost wasn't justifiabe.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The big disappointment with this clone is, I bought this and a carbon fibre one, thinking it'd look cool as hell to swap the carbon fibre outside plates onto the orange metal wallet, but the screw holes didn't match up. Not even close. I'm sure if I bought Ridge I could do that kind of thing.
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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's like a five dollar Chinese clone off Amazon, because I wasn't spending Ridge money on something to hold card sized tools.
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