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Nick Swenson

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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got told I have "Dawson's Creek" hair today. I'll take that.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*tasteful* necrophilia
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stop trying to get me to care about Macklemore.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just learned how Andrei Iosivas's name is pronounced, and man, it is now how I ever would've guessed.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm 17.1 hands tall.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm on the lookout for the Hmong corndogs.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well this explains my intense hatred of the South.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downtown Fargo took the benches away so the unhoused people wouldn't have anywhere to sit during the day, but the unhoused people now just sit on the ground. I'd say you gotta love the malicious compliance, but it's not fun watching the dehumanization either.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm thinking it's gonna be an Alanis Morissette fall.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I smell of ointments.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't think I've stated often enough how much I disdain glass coffee tables.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We all love Teddy.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I gave Jake "The Snake" Roberts $120 in cash today. Don't know what he did with it, don't want to know.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Odyssey was pretty good. Could've used a little more basketball though.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think it's high time we make some new numbers. 0-9 just ain't doing it for me anymore.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That @icbymmwt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
and over on the BONUS we wrap up another PRIDE month with Nick dissecting the surprisingly complex LIQUID SKY (1982), pondering drugs, sexuality, shrimp, and aliens! www.patreon.com/icbymmwt/pos...
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BONUS: Liquid Sky (1982) feat. @nonsensicalshow | I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That
BONUS: Liquid Sky (1982) feat. @nonsensicalshow by I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That on Patreon. Join I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That's community for exclusive content and updates.
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That @icbymmwt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this week on the pod we head to the hardware store for a new hammer and a box of DEATH as @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social joins us to talk THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (1978) icbymmwt.libsyn.com/the-toolbox-...
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That: The Toolbox Murders (1978) feat. @nonsensicalshow
Hey everybody, we're back from the hardware store, and we're ready for some hardcore scares! This week we use every tool we've got to deconstruct THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (1978) with our pal Nick! We break...
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees
little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Took me all day, but I did it. www.82-0.com/share?id=Ifo...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
From a 2007 interview, Bryan Danielson when asked about future plans:
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I should be mowing a lawn somewhere. I'm wasting summer.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh, I have.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jeeeeeezus, Molly Ringwald is aging well.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Pizza just doesn't taste as good when it's cut into squares. I can't explain why, but just trust me.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Known for such roles as Bum, Wino, Bus Station Bum, Hobo Jack, Street Bum #1, Wino Henry, Old Man in Bar, Old Crusty Man, Homeless Guy, and Pallbearer #4.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yes, we all know that X is the coolest of the letters, but there's a strong argument to be made for M.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We figured everything out in 1992 but for some stupid reason, we decided to keep going. I'll never understand.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You guys are gonna make it. I believe in you!
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Spider-Man is no angel. He killed many people for their gold.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
That Charlie Brown sure can't catch a break, huh?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think I might've seen Peter Stormare in the wild last night.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
April Fools!
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog means almost nothing to me.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Punctuality is underrated.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think all trans people should be allowed to carry swords whenever they want. That’s my contribution to Trans Day of Visibility.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
McDonald's took away everything that made them McDonald's. It's the saddest goddamned thing I've ever seen.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Spring 2026 Friends & Family Dog Rankings: 1. Ginger 2. Marge 3. Fernet 4. Rosie 5. Winston
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Aqua Net was for whores. High class broads used Paul Mitchell Freeze and Shine." #ThingsOverheardAtTheBar
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
100% agreed
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That's part of it. I have bartended a few hundred weddings. I have worked in bars for many years. I have heard an untold number of baby boomer bar bands. I could go the rest of my life without hearing that song and be a happy, happy fella.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm not sure where exactly, but if I were to make a list of my Top 100 All-time Least Favorite Songs, "Mustang Sally" would be in there somewhere.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's gonna be a Belle and Sebastian spring.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"You saw the Bee Gees? I pissed my pants at the Bee Gees!" #ThingsOverheardAtTheBar
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One of my best qualities, if I may say so, is that I always try to dress warm during the winter. I think that's important.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I made an English couple at the bar happy tonight with my jukebox selections and I'll be riding that high for a few days.
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Nick Swenson @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Harold and Maude was my favorite movie when I was 18. Maybe it still is. I don't know. #ripBudCort
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