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Nonsense Noises

@nonsensenoises.bsky.social
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Probably should put something here. Hey there. So uh... I like to pay people to draw my characters, and it just so happens to be Toony Fetish nonsense more often than not. So uh. 18+ if you please.

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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
// weight gain, cartoon physics, flattening Alright, we're...getting somewhere.
A cartoon mouse girl, Spritz, and a realistic human woman, Beatrice. Beatrice is cartoonishly fat and flattened like a pancake, nearly parachute-sized. Spritz is happily peeling her off the ground. Spritz says "Hot DOG lookit THAT!!! Now we'll have NO problem fittin' ya in the car. You're as flat as a stamp on a letter! Just gotta...drive ya tehre and we'll have you back at work in no time!"
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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raquel struggles with getting things from high places, but she is still a model employee, able to lift lots of inventory where it needs to go. Tannis though, tends to disappear whenever Raquel needs help with lifting. Where has she gone now? Brought to you by the Succulent @silliestink.bsky.social
Raquel doing a bit of heavy lifting while asking for assistance from Tannis, unaware of where she is. 

Tannis is being there, and being square.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I literally just met you like 20 minutes cuz of Beatrice and Spritz But the Happiest of Birthdays unto you :] 🎉
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ive only known them for a minute, but I already love that woman and that mouse <3
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blind Date (1/2)
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blind Date (2/2)
// inflation, cartoon physics
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
came up with names for them!
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SharkBubble @sharkbubble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
super quick sketch but I genuinely fuck with this dynamic so hard
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Milk Source Block
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WHAT Is their favorite colors? :]
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do you think everybody is making their own stretchies? Gotta fill that void somehow
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I should probably start doing that if they aren't on bluesky. Man was I dumb. Thanks for enlightening me :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gratzi :]
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's piece was brought to you by the Notorious NorroDoggo over on twitter :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being as clumsy as Raquel, sometimes you don't even notice when you squash your co-worker. Thankfully, she's been squashed by those jeans so much she could recognize them anywhere! She'll (almost) always catch Tannis before she gets mistook as merchandise. Now, where is she gonna stick that hose?
Customer
"Hey Lady! How much for the cool rug?"

Raquel looks and instantly recognizes her flattened compatriot on the floor

"*GASP*"
As her eyes bulge out of her glasses, shattering them.

Raquel grabs the rug and starts urging the customer away.
Raquel 
"OHH, HAHA, SORRY, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE, THAT'S SO WEIRD ANYWAY, WE'RE CLOSED NOW BYEEEEE!"

After bringing Tannis to the break room, she finds herself in a bit of a dilemma. Tannis's mouth is covered by her bust, so where is she going to stick the hose to reinflate her?
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@levexedhex.bsky.social was also such a fan of the girls, they gave me a few bonuses! How sweet and generous of them ^u^✨ We've got Wilhamena showing off her backside, (guess we know why Carmen wants to squash her;]) Carmen in a brand new fit! And Tannis booty bumping Raquel a little too hard <3
Back view of Wilhamena's Back side ;)Carmen trying out a new fit!Tannis "bumping" her butt to hard against Raquel... And the wall.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's piece was brought to you by the Lavish @levexedhex.bsky.social !
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What better person for the heart trend than our succubus gal with the biggest "heart"?~ Seems Wilhamena was trying to get in on the trend too! But looks like Carmen just couldn't help but crush her competition. Can't let the others steal her spotlight;) Seems Wilhamena doesn't mind tho~
Wilhamena tried to to the heart butt pose trend, but seems Carmen had to assert her dominance that she has the biggest "heart"Transparent Png flavor
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's why you gotta keep the backline busy. It's minor, but it's just enough to keep someone from winning a 1v1. It's why I like him to shutdown dive. It's also why you use that ray to keep the backline busy. Keep healers pattycaking and dps distracted, tanks don't have the damage to push up alone.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I bet a pucker from her would feel and sound like that huge stamp they use on cheese wheels
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Poor girl would probably be nothing more than a stain on her jeans if Tannis ever sat on her.
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Just Void🔞 @radicalvoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Raquel and Tannis know how to relax together, especially if the couch feels softer than usual comm for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social thanks for the support!!
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today's piece was brought to you by the ever vescent @radicalvoid.bsky.social . Lovely stuff, go hit them up :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the shift's over and they go from coworkers to roommates, Raquel will kick up her feet and plop down on the sofa at home. Unfortunately for Raquel, Tannis also loves to plop down on the sofa, and will never check it before she sits. It's not the first time, and nowhere close to the last~🥞🍑
Raquel just tried to relax on the sofa. But Tannis also love to relax on the sofa. Often in the exact spot Raquel is relaxing ;).A pancakes alt.
For if you prefer pancakes on your peaches~
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, bluesky just kind of does that. They get a little compressed when you put them here. Much like the girls, am I right? Haha!, 🫱💥🦵
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.deviantart.com/xue13/art/He... This story from Xue I love it so much, I wish there was a visual for it. I'd also love to do this with many a lady, but it'd basically just turn into a ych. Though I do love those anyway...
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Her New Leggings by Xue13 on DeviantArt
Her New Leggings — literature by Xue13 on DeviantArt. This is a commissioned piece for @Isummadimma Two back-to-back flattening pieces, figured I'd give you guys a double whammy. Really unique take on...
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's piece was courtesy of @reny6682.bsky.social and her lovely patreon :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We've got a double today! If the employees weren't dangerous enough, even the entrance is enough to squash you silly! Tannis found out the hard way. But you know what they say, "what goes around comes around. Tannis seems to dig her new apron, even if it's stretched. "Ey, *My* eyes are up here."
Tannis gets side flattened after meeting the finnicky entrance sliding door and Raquel tries to free her.

Raquel: Ooh, yeah, the sliding doors a little finnicky. Gotta watch out for that.Raquel flattened onto Tannis's front as Tannis "wonders" what you're looking at.

"Ey, *my* eyes are up here"
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kamala Khans mcu powers
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why IS lesbian part of her job title?
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I like to imagine she sees the coffee not spilling despite Fizzi being on the ceiling, she questions why it's not falling, And then she falls as if she was on the ceiling.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I made her because I've noticed a lot of tf artists are also furries, and while I'm not one, I figured I should have someone I can let them squash and stretch that's in their comfort zone. While I may not be a furry, I can't deny they do great work.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been a while, so I thought I'd introduce you to a new member of the NonsenseNoises cast! Say hello, to Hilda. A lizard of...some kind who's got an odd personality. Freaky, in both senses of the word ;). Looking for a partner hasn't gone too well; No one's stuck around! At least not as a sticker...
Hilda Concept art. 
I actually drew this one.Extremely spread out Hilda.
This one's by TrygullxHilda meeting Kos and having a connection.
I also drew this one.Looks like Kis just wanted to take her to the Carbon Co factory where she ended up on Peeps bad-i mean, Backside. I don't think she minds though~
This was from CarbonCopy himself
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People can be much more open to ideas and style than you might think :) You never know until you ask. Politely of course
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@reasue.bsky.social @radicalvoid.bsky.social They're pretty good, from my experience And I mean by "sometimes you can just ask", some people are open to comms even if they aren't specifically stating they're open. Sometimes asking for a comm is all it takes. Maybe ask bout doing furries too
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As for the ghosting, unfortunately I can't help much there. But, ah, sometimes the chefs taken a bit more than they realize they could cook. Been waiting since last Halloween for one a mine, but she's busy, and sometimes that's just how it is. But it does make the arrival very nice when it happens:)
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anon & Knux is open right now I think. There's someone named Reny Tfs who does tf, simple and affordable. There's a guy named Reasue willing to do it, often draws big anthro ladies. I know a guy named Just Void who is a lil busy, but plans to open comms soon. &Sometimes just asking works:)
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In all honesty, she feels like someone who just would be a human in the sonic universe to me. But in terms of a mobian, uhhh... I'll say .... A cat. Specifically a wildcat like a panther or bobcat. Probably bobcat cause the pointed ears and whatnot.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It is always an accident. She is genuinely just that clumsy
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Only one other person has done it, and it was quite a personal and intimate moment for her. She doesn't like to bring it up.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The arts cookin' don't you worry. But while we wait, let's have a little fun! Hit me with some guesses about the girls, and I'll tell you if they're true! Haven't said much on here, let's do a little community bonding :]
Raquel (left) and Tannis (right)
Try and guess things about them!
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ditto. I feel like I've been out of sync with not just my life, but my inner workings as well. I've noticed my memories shot, I'm not talking as much as I used to. I've even caught myself forgetting to breath a couple times. I don't know what's up, but it's good to know I'm not going crazy or sum'n
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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm changing the hammerspace cleavage ych thing to $20. Turns out, not many people share my particular brand of smutty interest. Egg on my face lol. Basically same as before, $20 to my kofi (on my carrd) if you want to see a big booby bat pulling things from her tits like a profane magic trick.
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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm running a special tippyspace-based sketch commission: for $25 on my ko-fi.com/infinityartistix, you can comment something Fizzi can pull out of her cleavage, and I'll draw it. If there's not enough smutty hammerspace art, I'll increase the amount by force. #toony #hammerspace #cleavage
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh, darling Raquel. Even across realities, she's still trying to be the best employee for the store :). Seems Tannis is a little lacking in the spirit though. You'd think she'd never tried to sell a couch to a cartoon bat from a different reality through her cleavage before...
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
At the end of the day, engagement will help you find customers. It's just that you need to remember that you are more than the numbers, and that those numbers are other people as well. It's okay to use them, just realize you are more than them. :]
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's tempting to listen to the numbers. You just shouldn't listen to Only the numbers. You've got a good community with you, and just having a good time with your community doesn't have to be seen as "engagement chasing" Sometimes, it's nice to just talk to people. And if that nets a customer? Yay!
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