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Nonsense Noises

@nonsensenoises.bsky.social
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Probably should put something here. Hey there. So uh... I like to pay people to draw my characters, and it just so happens to be Toony Fetish nonsense more often than not. So uh. 18+ if you please.

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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raquel struggles with getting things from high places, but she is still a model employee, able to lift lots of inventory where it needs to go. Tannis though, tends to disappear whenever Raquel needs help with lifting. Where has she gone now? Brought to you by the Succulent @silliestink.bsky.social
Raquel doing a bit of heavy lifting while asking for assistance from Tannis, unaware of where she is. 

Tannis is being there, and being square.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ive only known them for a minute, but I already love that woman and that mouse <3
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blind Date (1/2)
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blind Date (2/2)
// inflation, cartoon physics
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
came up with names for them!
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SharkBubble @sharkbubble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
super quick sketch but I genuinely fuck with this dynamic so hard
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being as clumsy as Raquel, sometimes you don't even notice when you squash your co-worker. Thankfully, she's been squashed by those jeans so much she could recognize them anywhere! She'll (almost) always catch Tannis before she gets mistook as merchandise. Now, where is she gonna stick that hose?
Customer
"Hey Lady! How much for the cool rug?"

Raquel looks and instantly recognizes her flattened compatriot on the floor

"*GASP*"
As her eyes bulge out of her glasses, shattering them.

Raquel grabs the rug and starts urging the customer away.
Raquel 
"OHH, HAHA, SORRY, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE, THAT'S SO WEIRD ANYWAY, WE'RE CLOSED NOW BYEEEEE!"

After bringing Tannis to the break room, she finds herself in a bit of a dilemma. Tannis's mouth is covered by her bust, so where is she going to stick the hose to reinflate her?
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@levexedhex.bsky.social was also such a fan of the girls, they gave me a few bonuses! How sweet and generous of them ^u^✨ We've got Wilhamena showing off her backside, (guess we know why Carmen wants to squash her;]) Carmen in a brand new fit! And Tannis booty bumping Raquel a little too hard <3
Back view of Wilhamena's Back side ;)Carmen trying out a new fit!Tannis "bumping" her butt to hard against Raquel... And the wall.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What better person for the heart trend than our succubus gal with the biggest "heart"?~ Seems Wilhamena was trying to get in on the trend too! But looks like Carmen just couldn't help but crush her competition. Can't let the others steal her spotlight;) Seems Wilhamena doesn't mind tho~
Wilhamena tried to to the heart butt pose trend, but seems Carmen had to assert her dominance that she has the biggest "heart"Transparent Png flavor
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Just Void🔞 @radicalvoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Raquel and Tannis know how to relax together, especially if the couch feels softer than usual comm for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social thanks for the support!!
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the shift's over and they go from coworkers to roommates, Raquel will kick up her feet and plop down on the sofa at home. Unfortunately for Raquel, Tannis also loves to plop down on the sofa, and will never check it before she sits. It's not the first time, and nowhere close to the last~🥞🍑
Raquel just tried to relax on the sofa. But Tannis also love to relax on the sofa. Often in the exact spot Raquel is relaxing ;).A pancakes alt.
For if you prefer pancakes on your peaches~
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We've got a double today! If the employees weren't dangerous enough, even the entrance is enough to squash you silly! Tannis found out the hard way. But you know what they say, "what goes around comes around. Tannis seems to dig her new apron, even if it's stretched. "Ey, *My* eyes are up here."
Tannis gets side flattened after meeting the finnicky entrance sliding door and Raquel tries to free her.

Raquel: Ooh, yeah, the sliding doors a little finnicky. Gotta watch out for that.Raquel flattened onto Tannis's front as Tannis "wonders" what you're looking at.

"Ey, *my* eyes are up here"
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been a while, so I thought I'd introduce you to a new member of the NonsenseNoises cast! Say hello, to Hilda. A lizard of...some kind who's got an odd personality. Freaky, in both senses of the word ;). Looking for a partner hasn't gone too well; No one's stuck around! At least not as a sticker...
Hilda Concept art. 
I actually drew this one.Extremely spread out Hilda.
This one's by TrygullxHilda meeting Kos and having a connection.
I also drew this one.Looks like Kis just wanted to take her to the Carbon Co factory where she ended up on Peeps bad-i mean, Backside. I don't think she minds though~
This was from CarbonCopy himself
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The arts cookin' don't you worry. But while we wait, let's have a little fun! Hit me with some guesses about the girls, and I'll tell you if they're true! Haven't said much on here, let's do a little community bonding :]
Raquel (left) and Tannis (right)
Try and guess things about them!
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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm changing the hammerspace cleavage ych thing to $20. Turns out, not many people share my particular brand of smutty interest. Egg on my face lol. Basically same as before, $20 to my kofi (on my carrd) if you want to see a big booby bat pulling things from her tits like a profane magic trick.
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Sunset☀️Infinity (Comms Closed) @sunset0infinity.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm running a special tippyspace-based sketch commission: for $25 on my ko-fi.com/infinityartistix, you can comment something Fizzi can pull out of her cleavage, and I'll draw it. If there's not enough smutty hammerspace art, I'll increase the amount by force. #toony #hammerspace #cleavage
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh, darling Raquel. Even across realities, she's still trying to be the best employee for the store :). Seems Tannis is a little lacking in the spirit though. You'd think she'd never tried to sell a couch to a cartoon bat from a different reality through her cleavage before...
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LetUsAllExist (🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬) @letusallexist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The draw-VC where I take reqs is up now! server bump ofc I'll probably be up for a good while, so yeh. discord.gg/uK6TPCYRvW
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Reil Bad(Commissions Closed.)🔞 @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Another Comm @thatguynamednick.bsky.social This time Vanilla teaches Surge the value of proper etiquette, and the value of proper punishment.
Surge and Vanilla walking down a path, Surge is slouching, scratching her ass and walking mannishly. While Vanilla upright, rigid and polite.Surge kicks her shoes off in a huff "This is stupid! What's so good about having friggin manners."Vanilla lifts up her dress to reveal Zeena trapped underneath her ass, succumbing to a dark, damp fate.
"Well Dearie, either you learn the right way... or the hard way."
"You're... totally...ruining my mascara..." Zeena pleads.
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Summer's wall was looking a little bare, so she decided she'd "convince" Sunny to help out...
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The guy does great work. I thought he deserved to have some fun :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today, we have a guest! Leiyuka Kaikawa of the Luminous @lunchedboxes.bsky.social ! Kuki, a succubus, oddly has much less of a sex drive than others. (Well, a bucket of water is still wet like a lake, but hey) She just wants to pump up a good pillow and relax. Pleasure is a convenient coincidence.
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lunchie 🎈🔞 @lunchedboxes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Commisshie for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social !! Thank you!
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So when I heard about artfight, I thought it was supposed to be kind of literal. Like drawing our ocs duking it out in accordance with the theme of the year. Apparently not. Apparently you just draw a person's OC. Doesn't even need to be themed around the team you're on. Huh.
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No art today, just a thought. I'm kinda surprised I've never seen a gag of a stretchy superhero training by doing this rope excersise with their arms as the rope. I won't say it's obvious, but I doubt I'm the first person to think it.
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SharkBubble @sharkbubble.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
WOW thats alot of people! I couldnt fit everyone but this is basically it
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My girls have been recognized by the big leagues. I'm just... I'm just so proud of them. 🥹
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well would you look at that. First post to reach 100. :). I'm so proud of my girls... Be prideful Tannis, you're officially our most popular pancake;).
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Egg Sticker @eggsticker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
sketch comic commission for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tannis is such a good employee! Always willing to "help" her fellow co worker. While she doesn't see that many advantages to being tall, she can't deny she loves getting to use it to her advantage like this. She does find it a bit annoying she's mostly asked to get things off the top shelf though.
"Thanks Tan! Boy, I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I was tall myself."

"Maybe I can help with that."

"Woah... It looks so different from up here!

"Yeah, it's an alright view. Pretty much the only plus."

"Alright, I think I'm ready to be short agai-"

"Whatever you say, Raq"

"That might be a bit... Too short...."

"You sure? I actually remember you shorter."
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TH3GADFLY COMMISSIONS OPEN! DM for details! @th3gadfly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Long Jun! #StanceSnakeJun #MsRef #QueenOfQlaw
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Ruth Morrigan @ruthmorrigan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Flat color commi for @GrooveOlivia (x) :3 ~ #flattening #tf
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SkribblPump🦇🔞 comm close @skribblpump.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My normal oomfies stumbling upon my nsfw account expecting Boobas n Dicks
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I just love weighted blankets. Though I wish they were a bit weightier. For me, The weightier the better. I guess I can't speak for the girls though.... Today's piece was brought to you by the Superb Shataniclown over on deviantart. They got comms open now actually! Fast, cheap, and lovely :).
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Working at the store can be tough work. Unruly customers, panes of glass falling on ya, unruly customers throwing ya into glass... Thankfully the girls are squishy enough to not break the glass, so no pay cuts for them! Today's comm was brought to you by the Marvelous @muchpa24.bsky.social !
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Just Void🔞 @radicalvoid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Commission for @nonsensenoises.bsky.social having some fun with the lovely succubus Wilhamena. They needed a rug, now they have a big one!
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today's piece was brought to you by the Radiant and Valiant @radicalvoid.bsky.social ! Just look how well they treated Wilhamena :).
Bluesky text box ain't long enough.Don't keep her waiting now...
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I got to keep more tabs on trends and holidays, man, I'm missing out
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
18+⚠️ The Brothel will serve all kinds of customers, but sometimes they order off of looks instead of checking what the Girl's specialty actually is. Regardless, even if a customer doesn't get what they expected, maybe even the opposite, the girls will always make sure they end up "satisfied" ;).
Carmen
 "You sure you can handle ALLLLLL this?"

Liza
"With how pent up I am, I should be asking YOU that." 

"You better be ready, cuz that cute ass is MINE now~"

Carmen 
"I love this job~"

Catherine 
"Hey Carmen? Can I ask you a favor?

Carmen
"Hmm?  
Oh, sure, what's up?"

Catherine
"Uh... Are you sure it's okay to leave her like that?"

Carmen 
"Oh yeah, she's Fine! 
Liza, chica, you're fine, right?"

"...


See, she's fine, What did you need?"The whole uncut image.
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Things are bad, I have to go to work so I cant really crack down on comms at the moment, but i have 70 dollars to live off of for 2 weeks, and i was hoping id have enough to get my mom a gift for mother's day and her birthday which are pretty close together, any help would be great. Trying to-- (1/2
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Got 3 comms in the oven right now. Apologies for how much Carmen y'all will be getting. I'm probably gonna get more with Kuki and Aloa when it's the troupe's time again. To combat this, I got a specialty order in the works of something new...
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Am I popular enough to do a Q&A about my ocs?
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Acry @acrylictoon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hi, AcrylicToon here, drawing some random hot wacky stuff 🩵 Main Page: acrylictoon.carrd.co
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emulsifenid @compressionchan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#streetfighter
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🔞 Noelle🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostigummi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
GIVE HER A HAND!!! anything helps
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Nonsense Noises @nonsensenoises.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Carmen loves to keep some of the customers for herself... And while Wilhamena does save most of them because "We can't make any dough if the customers are stuck in yours." Every so often, one or two or a dozen will go under the radar. Sometimes even under her own radar.
Carmen, I think you've got something stuck to your rear? 

Huh...?

Oh! Laurie! I was wondering why you didn't come in last week! What do you say we make up for lost time? 

C-Carmen, there still-

Not now Catherine, I've got a long over due appointment to get to...Textless alt if you want to simply Appreciate the art :)
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