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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
executive dysfunction:
Lion screaming at a nonchalant monkey.
The lion is captioned "me" and the monkey is captioned "also me"
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 16/09/2026
which of Captain Red's video games is ur fave and why are u playing it when u should be piloting the ship 🤔
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 04/09/2026
From the Among Us Show to your homes, our Captain Red and Intern Green plushes with @makeship.bsky.social are available for pre-orders now ❤️💚 Pilot the Skeld with Red and find joy in meaningless free labour with Green! Or just give these soft and squishy beans a snuggle 🤗 ⬇️ Link to pre-order below
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New sleep medication doesn't work as well as i'd hope.
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I feel like shit
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Very good, wish I could watch the full season
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fucker left my teeth hurting, wasn't even worth the 2 dollars I bought it for
A picture of baby bottle pop candy, specifically the blue raspberry flavor.
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Neil banging out the tunes for 20 years
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a cartoon character with a black hat on
Alt: A gif of a happy pokemon called Mawile
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triangledump.bsky.social @triangledump.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
new jackfruit fic i did a cover for!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/798991... #billford
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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
haha got his ass
A tabby cat sitting in an open cardboard box with a sign taped to it that says “idiot box”
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Having to come out to a cousin because you forgot to is so awkward
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The pain n3ver stops
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
furret
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Bingo bongo
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I forgot boy was a gendered term
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Baby boy!
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You heard them. Go outside
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Unreasonablely tired today
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Thank god it was just a dream
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The dinosaur equivalent of dressing like the black plague
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Girl free speech does not free you from consequences. you need to accept the fact that the consequences of saying whatever you want is that people will not like you
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Leaf?
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why did I laugh at this
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Where did you encounter it
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Good Haro @goodharo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Dwea 🌱🧡💛💚 @andread035.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
🍂 it's finally autism :D ✨
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Twinning 🩵🤍🩵🤍
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Suffering is eternal, happiness must ne fought for
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You're fucking kidding me
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
How. Genuinely how did you do that by mistake,
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My wrath is only contained by my sloth
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Mawshop
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Adding dried toppings to your Ramen makes it 100 times more filling
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Trump supporters would have been loyalists during the American Revolutionary War
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Americans are either really smart but depressed or really dumb and powerful
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I forgot to half the butter while baking cookies
A reaction image ment to represent the misery i feel
The image is a drawing of someone sitting in a chair looking down shadows covering their face, their fingers intertwined as they contemplate whatever made them feel so ashamed
I do not know who the original artist is sorry
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&Drew @drew.lessthannoth.ing · 17/07/2025
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A wild bulbasaur appeared!
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Meowth's emo twin
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Nothing like a root beer float at 9:57
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🍔🦈 @taffypointby.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
hey guys
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Bri 🍉 @bearlyfeline.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What made him mad?? 🐏
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Teach your son how to cook because even if you believe the lady should do all the cooking break ups happen and cooking is better then ordering takeout everyday
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Can ww3 not happen?
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Nonexistent @nonexistentdude.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You know it's bad when even the asexual person thinks they're ugly
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