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notnamedmilo

@nonamemilo.bsky.social
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the name, ironically, says it all. agender they/them creature partner: @bobbi74.bsky.social pfp art by @squawq7.bsky.social

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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just finished replacing the battery in a 2ds xl and i now want to smite nintendo down with the might of zeus (i.e. the amount of force i needed to use to remove their glued down fucking battery)
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i didnt touch my dashboard at all where the FUCK is CoMaps trying to send me 😭
A photo of a CoMaps route leading to a location labeled "Forest"
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my nine games!!
A 3x3 grid of video games that defined who I am. These include Cruis'n Exotica, Forza Horizon 3, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Sonic Mania, Super Mario 64, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, Minecraft, OneShot, and Deltarune
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
>american food gets increasingly unhealthy >"man, i wish the FDA would enforce stricter regulations" >finger curls on the monkey's paw
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need the ability to trail mario kart items behind my Toyota Camry to stop people from tailgating me on the interstate
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i never understood people who pay for discord nitro and say its worth it. like yeah, i'll drop $10 monthly to put a cool jpeg on my user profile in this server specifically. i'll drop $10 monthly to get access to profile decorations that i still have to pay money for regardless. this is great value
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫 𒐫
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyways now im gonna formulate the physically longest post i can by repeating the widest unicode character i could find for the entire 300 character limit
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i hate when im trying to find the source of a meme and google's search ai forces itself in, gives me a completely incorrect source and then explains why the joke is funny
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
had to deal with a pokemon card scalper at my grocery job today (common occurrence), intentionally pointed him away from the cards and watched him walk out completely empty handed lmao. they don't hide it well at all
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay mozilla i have a bone to pick WHY does the firefox exe get put on the DESKTOP instead of it being a shortcut that leads to the program files folder or something. "Firefox.exe" looks so weird compared to the actual desktop shortcuts
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my how times have changed
HOMEBREW BEAST
Homebrew on a $99 Nintendo New 2DSXL Handheld | MVG
Modern Vintage Gamer · 710K views · 6 years ago
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
listening to Scatman John while playing mario 64
An edit of the Gary Varvel "January 1984" comic panel where the calendar has been edited to read "2012" instead. His signature is scribbled out in the bottom right, with text layered on top reading "NOT GARY VARVEL"
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that thomas & friends reboot was actually pretty decent for what it was
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
downloaded one of those fan noise generator apps and it genuinely has the most beautiful mobile app icon ive ever seen
A screenshot of an Android app labeled "Fan"
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw the world's coolest kid at the airport today
A photo in an airport of a young kid wearing a Super Mario hat, Sonic the Hedgehog shoes and hoodie while pulling a Super Mario suitcase.
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nintendo needs more blood thirsty insane girls
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"hey bro how did it go last night" my kinky friend who visited his girlfriend:
A YouTube thumbnail of the Peggle logo displaying on a Ziosk tablet in a Red Robin. The caption on top says "i got PEGGED..."
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i got out of the pixar cars theater rerun a little bit ago and i just wanna ask why people hate mater. what is wrong with you
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
waffle house impregnated me and i just gave birth
....what
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i need more people to learn about thomas and friends being genuinely funny
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
homophobic teen coworker came in wearing the meta pervert glasses WHILE RECORDING and was almost immediately confronted by our manager about it. "are those prescription?" "yes." "if i call your mom, will she tell me they're prescription?" "...no"
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
screenshots of that one mario ragdoll in gmod with 500% expression are basically the nintendo fan equivalent of a wojak and i DO mean that negatively
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
has anyone done this yet
An edit of the ShenComix "Amateurs" comic.
Panel 1: Two featureless guys are arguing with each other. Guy 1 is labeled "2014" and Guy 2 is labeled "2015." 2014 says "I killed 3 celebrities," to which 2015 responds "Well I killed 5 celebrities!"
Panel 2: The two guys look to their left angrily. A speech bubble comes from just off page.
"[Chorus]
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world"
Panel 3: One of the guys yells at a third guy, concealed in a dark cloak and sitting at a table while drinking from a beer mug. "daft punk?"
Panel 4: The concealed guy whips around, revealing that he is Thomas Bangalter. His chest is labeled with Daft Punk's logo, and the speech bubble is occupied with the album cover to Around the World.
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
being forced to watch a "cancel culture" drama video for a psychology assignment and god i forgot how much i despise youtube drama video culture. read series of tweets verbatim, maybe a news headline or two, then go either "this is linearly good" or "this is linearly bad" also she used the r slur
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the ideal travel work setup
A photo of a Princess and the Frog themed laptop toy, with a mirror placed flatly next to it
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TiL that my partner really dislikes pasta salad
A Google Messages thread
L: why is it cold?
R: because its salad
i think
although i dont get why it can't be warm too
like regular pasta
L: pasta is meant to be warm
cold pasta yucky
bleh
R: its only $2 so quite frankly im chillin
L: so is your stupid ass pasta
R: i wanna be mad but you're being so funny that i can't
L: i knitted a tiny blanket for your cold ass pasta
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
florida (for the SECOND time since i started taking college classes) FORCEFULLY changed the psychology textbook with the EXPLICIT purpose of removing gender studies and DEI studies and i am now out for BLOOD (thread)
FELL FOR IT
     AGAIN
    AWARD
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
can bluesky stop jumpscaring me with 30+ notifications that are all just my previous notifs randomly becoming unread
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
so the sky is blue
A Bluesky server error
"The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments."
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
fnf song production is basically an evolution of ytpmv and you cant convince me otherwise
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
im honestly kind of upset that we don't have a group of car guys in the current year with nearly as much reach and charisma as the og top gear trio. like what would james may think of the cyberfuck
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"which could mean nothing"
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i love photo mode in mario kart but i love rosalina more
Mario Kart World (2025)
A Photo Mode image of Rosalina wearing her Pro Racer outfit whilst driving the R.O.B. Hog. She is jumping out of the seat and tilting the brim of her hat in front of an evening sky. A Dry Bones sticker decorates the lower right corner.
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
life hack: if you tell someone about your problems they can express sympathy and a desire to help you in response
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
how the HELL has nickelodeon been consistently winning the self sabotage contest every year for the past decade and a half
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if i had a nickel for every popular pre-k kids show accused of spreading authoritarianism
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the toyota app is actually so useless why the fuck do you keep sending me notifications every hour of the day about my car being unlocked even when i lock it
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
honestly ive gotten way more enjoyment out of the verity meme by just never seeking to learn what the fuck verity even is. to me this is just an extension of the glaggles
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i fell down the model train rabbit hole and may or may not want to buy some in the near future whenever i get enough space i am not beating the autism allegations (because theyre true)
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
being as non-specific about my living location as i can, i live very close to the truman show town and pass through it regularly and i will say that the truman show is very accurate to the feeling of being there
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if ragatha was a real estate agent and entered the digital circus in 2008 then i think chances are she was VERY LIKELY contributing to the housing crisis
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
losing vr for getting 5th in a mid-high 8000 vr lobby in mario kart world is absurd. i feel like the gap between skill and vr level gets insanely small as you get into the 8000s and 9000s. like 8600 vr is an entirely different skill level from 8400 vr
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
if you ship your tech product with a 3 ft cable just know i AM praying on your downfall
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
in a particularly "destroy microsoft" mood today
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my for you feed is significantly less horny than usual today and that concerns me a lot like what happened
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this beautiful bozo that woke me up at 5 am licking at my hair
A photo of my nana's cat, Buttercup, sleeping on a bed. His paws are up by his face.
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
why did we stop centering the rear cameras on smart phones we should start doing that again
A front and rear render of the Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a teacher got salty with me in the 3rd grade for an entire semester because i was (correctly) using commas when we hadn't been taught about them yet
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notnamedmilo @nonamemilo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW (AND THE MOVIE) COMING TO DISNEY+ WHAT THE FUCK
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