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It is stunning how much better a broadcast is when you put people in the booth who like baseball

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Four guys in the booth is too many. That said, this Phillies Braves broadcast team has done a wonderful job sharing the mic

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Joey Votto out there like he’s been talking about baseball his whole life.

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This is a hawk << This is a Hawkeye >>

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I loved those Liberty bibberty ads. You know, the ones from 8 years ago, with the dumb actor? Those were funny I don’t know who green lit these new ones. Just awful

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh dear. Who dafuq picked out Joey Votto’s outfit? Did his wife not get veto power?

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I just think it’s funny that he says he’ll send out the checks *after* the election. If I know anything about Trump, it’s this: if he offers you a bribe, make sure you get the money in advance

John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why? Whether I live in a bubble or not, why should I care (or not) that I live in said bubble? It’s not like I’m closing my eyes to genocide and hunger and devastation. It’s fucking pop music

John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drake Maye is too young to be throwing like late-career Ben Roethlisberger

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I guess it’s possible I’ve *heard it* either in some ad or sportsball fade out/fade in. Those are probably the only things that remain from the monoculture

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Island of the Sequined Love Nun by Christopher Moore

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I’ve had life insurance for 40 years and I still haven’t filed a claim…

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The new potions teacher at a non-HP magic school

I’ve always said that of all the bad umpires, Laz is the best

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Giles brought Harry Kalas Philadelphia, helped bring the Phanatic to life, and help assemble the club that finally brought the Phillies their first World Series title in 1980.

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Look at that…dude? Is that what Gus said

John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whenever people tell me “Trump got boo’d today” and then I listen to the actual audio, it never sounds like booing to me. This is probably because I grew up a Philly sports fan, and we know what real booing sounds like. So, come on, people! You can do better! From the diaphragm!

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Do you ever yell out “Bah god that’s Cena’s music!” as you run upstairs?

John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brody Hopkins wears 88 for the Rays and I really hope that’s coincidental

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pet Peeve: The Star Spangled Banner is in 3/4 time. Please stop singing it in 4/4

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think it’s best not to comment on the discourse when you have no fucking clue what that discourse is about.

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The larger one is the dad…

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I got to “Ted Turner” and did the loudest snort-laugh. Gave my cubical mates quite the start

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve heard good things about the Fetterman as far as affordability goes, but it’s also pretty unreliable, so buyer beware

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I bet they haven’t filed a life insurance claim either!

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What about “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”?

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Who green lit (yellow lit?) those Rams jerseys? Good lord. They look like highlighters

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