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John Ford

@nomoredevil.bsky.social
918 followers 1.1K following 4.4K posts

Avid reader, baseball fanatic, Tampa Bay Rays, DRaysBay alum, fun sock enthusiast, recovering political junkie, Jesus lover, he/him, living with bipolar 2 like he’s a shitty roommate

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 7h
It is stunning how much better a broadcast is when you put people in the booth who like baseball
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 7h
Four guys in the booth is too many. That said, this Phillies Braves broadcast team has done a wonderful job sharing the mic
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 7h
Joey Votto out there like he’s been talking about baseball his whole life.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 8h
I loved those Liberty bibberty ads. You know, the ones from 8 years ago, with the dumb actor? Those were funny I don’t know who green lit these new ones. Just awful
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 9h
Oh dear. Who dafuq picked out Joey Votto’s outfit? Did his wife not get veto power?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 10h
This is a hawk
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye is too young to be throwing like late-career Ben Roethlisberger
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giles brought Harry Kalas Philadelphia, helped bring the Phanatic to life, and help assemble the club that finally brought the Phillies their first World Series title in 1980.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever people tell me “Trump got boo’d today” and then I listen to the actual audio, it never sounds like booing to me. This is probably because I grew up a Philly sports fan, and we know what real booing sounds like. So, come on, people! You can do better! From the diaphragm!
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brody Hopkins wears 88 for the Rays and I really hope that’s coincidental
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pet Peeve: The Star Spangled Banner is in 3/4 time. Please stop singing it in 4/4
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it’s best not to comment on the discourse when you have no fucking clue what that discourse is about.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The larger one is the dad…
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What about “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who green lit (yellow lit?) those Rams jerseys? Good lord. They look like highlighters
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those yellow Rams jerseys are garish.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Have the #Buccaneers fired Todd Bowles yet?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can learn a lot about a person by asking them what they think of The Giving Tree #booksky #Books #TheGivingTree
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I only saw the post-delay portion of the game. But it looks like they spent the delay drawing up plays for #17?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How do you throw away a garbage can?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Catching up on Star Wars this weekend. Need to learn how to communicate with my grandson
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, but I always read his name as “Greg Bovine” until I corrected myself. I will no longer be correcting myself
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What’s so great about sliced bread anyway?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had no idea the Pope was into bowling
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know how George Bailey responds to meeting Clarence? “Well, you look about like the kind of an angel I'd get.” That would be younger me to older me.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Random question for #baseballsky. Why did the sport evolve so that left field and right field are closer to home than centerfield?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In my best Roy Kent voice: “Faaaaaaaaaaaaaahk.”
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stupid Twins
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If my feed is any indication, the most skeeted skeets of the day start with “I don’t like Macklemore’s music but…” Well done, skeeterverse
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you send a text, what is the purpose of the bubbles telling the other person you are composing a text? Do they really need to know that I spent 90 seconds composing a message that says “K”?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So it’s a flip phone?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The French judge is in the review booth I see. That’s some bullshit
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this what they mean by MACtion?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally getting around to watching the extended cuts of LOTR. Not a huge fan of most of it, but it really fleshes out the Boromir character.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Luna: I may be sleeping, but that doesn’t mean you can have my toy. #dogs #dogsofbluesjy #dogsky
Little black dog, napping and holding on to her rope toy
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#OTD Pirates manager Danny Murtaugh submits the first all-minority lineup card in AL/NL history.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whenever I hear a ballplayer has a setback in his rehab, I assume he’s going to the Betty Ford Clinic
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looks like the Rays are getting a new park in Tampa. I simultaneously love and hate this. I love baseball and the Rays, so Yay? But also, I loathe bailing out billionaires. Why can’t they pay for their own toys? Well, you don’t think they got to be billionaires by paying for their own toys do you?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Universe has the chance to do the funniest thing ever…
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listen Rays. I’m not asking for a great game. Just a win. Doesn’t matter how
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am sofa king tired of being sad.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes a nose needs booped. Happy #TerrierTuesday from Cedar, our rat terrier mix.
More boopable noses of Cedar on Terrier Tuesday Have I mentioned that Cedar’s nose is boopable? Happy Terrier TuesdayOne more boopable nose of Cedar on Terrier Tuesday
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Has Jeopardy! ever run an actual “Things That Never Happened” category? If not, why not?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I keep seeing that Deshaun Watson is a “polarizing figure” but doesn’t that require two poles to make it work? Who exactly is pulling for Watson, except for possibly the people whose paychecks ride on it?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Giving myself a headache from “challenging” pitches from my couch
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Transmission repair today. Basically, I could have bailed out George Bailey for what we spent today.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He wants to bomb Wall Street?
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kenny Piper’s first big league dinger
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First I’ve had a chance to see the Orioles alt-B logo. It looks like it’s honoring the beltway.
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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Big if true
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