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I put the "au" back into "Baurecht"

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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 12/07/2026
State of the Russian army. Footage shows a Russian mobile fire group training exercise ending in a mishap while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun. #Russia
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trazyn on his dais: “Get on the Barge Loser, We’re Going to the Rift”
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Alle meine Homies hassen Schadensfolgenrecht.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Best Norway v England match since 1066 coming up
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
one of the big shifts of Vatican II - and one of the few unambiguously good things John Paul II did IMO - was a massive push to begin repairing uhhhhhhhhh MANY CENTURIES of damage in the church's relationship with Jewish communities. SSPX being schism levels of mad about that really says it all!
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh, cool. beA ist schon wieder kaputt.
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation
A BMW police car stuck on a rising bollard in Germany. Perfection.
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Wood§tock @jurawoodstock.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Meme: Bart Simpson sagt betrübt „das ist der heißeste Tag meines Lebens“. Homer tröstet ihn mit den Worten „der heißeste Tag deines Lebens bis jetzt“
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@bremen, ist das normal hier, dass die falaffelrolle nach dem rollen, mit Salat und allem am Stück in den Ofen geschoben wird???
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Alle meine homies hassen die Advocard.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Your americophobia is insufficient
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Florian Flade @florianflade.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💥🐶 Beim Bundesamt für #Verfassungsschutz (BfV) in #Köln gibt es nun den ersten Sprengstoffspürhund. Er heisst „Ted“ und wurde aus einem Tierheim gerettet. Das Motto seiner Einheit ⬇️ #Sicherheit #BfV
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
„…der Betrag wird mit Zugang der Rücktrittserklärung fällig und ist spätestens 14 Tage nach Rechnungslegung zu zahlen.“ Fällig- you keep using that word, I don’t think you know what it means.
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🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈 @wallyaurora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Saddened by the passing of John Blanche, who defined so much of our collective imaginative landscape. I never had the pleasure of meeting John, but even so I felt his influence and presence through his work—which is perhaps the greatest testament one can make to an artist’s legacy.
John Blanche, “Sister of Battle”
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Tim White @twmcltd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
3/ There's no doubt St Petersburg is Russia's most beautiful city. As the sun's morning rays reflect off the onion domes, some would say the place looks even more beautiful today after Ukraine's direct sanctions.
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“If all else fails: duck. As a defensive stratagem it’s unreliable, but incredibly reassuring for a moment or two.”
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hello darkness my old friend
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
While we seem stuck innovating better ways to burn through tokens, actually exciting shit is happening in China. insideevs.com/news/797182/...
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Frozen To -22 Degrees, BYD’s New EV Just Charged To 97% In Only 12 Minutes
The new Denza Z9GT is powered by BYD’s second-generation Blade Battery tech, which makes EV recharging as quick as getting gas.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s peculiar how we survive the heaviest attack of this war with 54 hits in Kyiv alone and Americans don’t even pretend to care anymore
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Fintan Mallory @fintanmallory.com · 25/05/2026
THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!
213. The twentieth-century Catholic author J.R.R. Tolkien, in the words of a protagonist in one of his novels, described our responsibility in this way: “It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.”
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Sam Fellman @samfellman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Around 3% of Russia’s pre-war male population of fighting age has been killed or wounded," the Economist estimates in its latest tracker: www.economist.com/graphic-deta...
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Russia is starting to lose ground in Ukraine
Our tracker suggests it has suffered its first sustained net loss since October 2023
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Florian Tomaszewski @platzwart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ist der Wal jetzt "an" oder "mit" der Rettung gestorben?
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”  
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” 
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. 

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Johannes Hillje @jhillje.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Interessanter Fund im Protokoll der Landtagssitzung Sachsen-Anhalt vom 23. April. Thema: Parlamentsreform. Während Grube (SPD) über Wahlen und Mehrheiten spricht, Zwischenruf von Zietmann (AfD): "Wir müssen nur einmal gewinnen." Und dann? Das sind vielsagende autoritäre Fantasien.
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Woran denkt ihr beim Begriff "horizontale Treuepflicht"?
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.
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HUS @hansulrich.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tag Drei der großen beA-Schnittstellenkrise. Die Schreie werden lauter.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
uncanny
What I believe to be so me kind of terrifying fruit and vegetable homunculus created by Asda superimposed onto the cover of the 198-0s Warhammer chaos sourcebook, Realm Of Chaos: The Lost & The Damned
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 16/04/2026
Honestly this should probably happen more often
An error message that says “Forbidden” below a “Reply” button
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Captain Ahab, wo bist du? Erlöse uns.
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maikmarahrens.bsky.social @maikmarahrens.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A stark wake-up call to German authorities! Three #shadowfleet tankers on a detour to avoid SE waters. Not seeing any risk in even entering DE territorial waters (12nm zone, s. #Dinasty's track) #Merz & #Pistorius must finally stand with SE to reduce this risk to the Baltic from these vessels.
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's extremely funny to me that the randomly dropped Fire Warrior Steam release carries this disclaimer about its old lore as if it's Disney apologizing for racist episodes of The Muppet Show.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
it's george soros saying "tell viktor it was me. i want him to know it was me"
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HUS @hansulrich.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Und die Memes zur Wahl werden ABGEFEUERT
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Warum wartet ein Schienenersatzverkehr eigentlich nicht auf den Zug, dessen Weiterfahrt er ersetzen soll?
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 08/04/2026
He's going to make a deal with the Barbary pirates, I'm hearing
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Simon🇺🇦 @nomi5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Aus einem gerichtlichen Sachverständigengutachten: „8. Bezugsquellen Zu Rate gezogene Fachliteratur (…) - Logik und Erfahrung (…).“
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P H Lee 🪬 @p-h-lee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"should fantasy novels have prologues?" buddy, i think fantasy novels should have _appendices_.
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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Fundi (wertlose Biomasse) @lexfundi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Meme jpg
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The courageous men of the 82nd Airborne will be honored to make the ultimate sacrifice so Trump’s friends can win bets on when they die. by Marc Thiessen
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Russia got itself a warm water port
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We did it. We defeated Mandelbrot
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