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Dan Nouement

@nomanautomata.dneu.baby
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/08/2026
People are itching to judge/exclude people based on looks and this is a way of morally justifying it
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/06/2026
Coal story bro
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/06/2026
Fabula rasa
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/06/2026
BREAKING: Court rules the Kennedy Center is to be renamed to The Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Center
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/06/2026
I feel unconcerned about my privacy on a personal, visceral level, but I understand I'm sort of freeloading off of privacy advocates who make sure the worst abuses don't happen.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/06/2026
My Puritan ancestors would rightfully regard the AI doing my job for me as a demonic spirit
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/05/2026
It's unfortunate that recreational ketamine's reputation has been tarnished by Elon Musk
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 02/02/2026
Punxsutawney Phil finds himself in Epstein files; six more weeks of winter
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026
All popular culture can tell us is that "Houston means that I'm one day closer to you." Honestly we got utterly mogged in that song.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026
MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: But what they didn't know is that she already lived in Texas
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026
The big tech experience is spending all morning discovering that you need to use Bludgeon HFC Init tools for the Metastable migration w.r.t. the Zombo Lite rules Then you find the documentation for the stack and it's a My Little Pony picture and a message saying the page has moved
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 26/01/2026
What a coup d'atat
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xlr8harder @xlr8harder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm here to share news of the X dot com the everything app clown fire. Nikita copied Bluesky's starter pack feature but made it worse by centralizing curation without understanding any of the communities involved (i mean, how could he?)
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 23/01/2026
Who called it reposting and not the "Jerry selection process"
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
All music streaming services should have two sliders: novelty and obscurity. Cranking up the first should give you more new tracks and cranking up the second should give you deeper cuts.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
Nice, he sounds versatile
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
Someone who never responds to your requests is an "ask hole."
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
Same, I got like 30 follows in the past 12 hours
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
They should also be slower than us and worse at sports
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
Better than X right now, where I literally got reported for making fun a very visible post that was openly anti-Semitic
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
What comp lit guys do you hire? I need a few good comp lit guys.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
Hell yeah
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026
What just happened? Was there a mass exodus? Was I tagged somewhere?
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/01/2026
I mean most platforms DO seem to lack heavily-boosted antisemitism, and X has that
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/01/2026
That's a cool look
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/01/2026
Dada-driven decisions
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/01/2026
I feel like I thought that reading Dillbert would prepare me for the absurdities of adult life. But Dillbert was no hero, just sort of a self-indulgent dork who just relied upon his superiority complex to avoid changing anything about his life.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/01/2026
Did you hear about the guy who bought some Moogs from the '70s and, in doing so, paid for the synths of his father?
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/01/2026
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026
Both the dating and the job market feel so cursed because technology has drastically reduced the cost of applying.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026
Found a good person on online dating. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to do with all that time I used to spend going on online dates.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026
I turned down a job working on steam engines. It was a mist opportunity.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026
Forget meeting her dad, the real trial is meeting her rescue dog
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/01/2026
You're also the only one who truly appreciates his bad boy charm
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/01/2026
Right next to the Pho Queue
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/01/2026
😢
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/01/2026
Well before the era of reddit atheism, too!
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/12/2025
I told my brother about this comic I had ChatGPT draw and he said I have too much free time
A knight inspecting a suit of armor, asking "what's the morningstar rating?"
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 21/12/2025
There's that old quote that the republic will be "over" when people can vote themselves money from the treasury. But what they didn't realize is how good special interests would be at raiding the treasury, too.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 21/12/2025
Merry Catmas
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 20/12/2025
It even accidentally starts turning the nut in the wrong direction like a human
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 20/12/2025
Man tapping sign saying "AI isn't replacing humans, it's just a cover for layoffs"
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 20/12/2025
"Skyjacker Handmaidens"
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 19/12/2025
Idea for a "SLEIGHER" shirt a la Slayer but with a Christmas theme
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 19/12/2025
Quite a combination of words
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 19/12/2025
If you apply this logic to the SAT math section you don't get into college. More university liberal bias.
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 18/12/2025
"Come, every one who is thirsty"
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 17/12/2025
👨🔫
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 17/12/2025
I'm agreeing with you. The whole discourse on social media is trash and the only solution is to log off.
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