Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/08/2026People are itching to judge/exclude people based on looks and this is a way of morally justifying it 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/06/2026BREAKING: Court rules the Kennedy Center is to be renamed to The Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Center 020 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/06/2026I feel unconcerned about my privacy on a personal, visceral level, but I understand I'm sort of freeloading off of privacy advocates who make sure the worst abuses don't happen. 130 3
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/06/2026My Puritan ancestors would rightfully regard the AI doing my job for me as a demonic spirit 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/05/2026It's unfortunate that recreational ketamine's reputation has been tarnished by Elon Musk 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 02/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil finds himself in Epstein files; six more weeks of winter 000 0
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026All popular culture can tell us is that "Houston means that I'm one day closer to you." Honestly we got utterly mogged in that song. 100 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: But what they didn't know is that she already lived in Texas 120 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026The big tech experience is spending all morning discovering that you need to use Bludgeon HFC Init tools for the Metastable migration w.r.t. the Zombo Lite rules Then you find the documentation for the stack and it's a My Little Pony picture and a message saying the page has moved 020 2
Reposted by Dan Nouementxlr8harder @xlr8harder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I'm here to share news of the X dot com the everything app clown fire. Nikita copied Bluesky's starter pack feature but made it worse by centralizing curation without understanding any of the communities involved (i mean, how could he?) 6612 61
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 23/01/2026Who called it reposting and not the "Jerry selection process" 030 3
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026All music streaming services should have two sliders: novelty and obscurity. Cranking up the first should give you more new tracks and cranking up the second should give you deeper cuts. 080 8
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026Someone who never responds to your requests is an "ask hole." 040 4
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026Same, I got like 30 follows in the past 12 hours 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026They should also be slower than us and worse at sports 120 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026Better than X right now, where I literally got reported for making fun a very visible post that was openly anti-Semitic 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026What comp lit guys do you hire? I need a few good comp lit guys. 000 0
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026What just happened? Was there a mass exodus? Was I tagged somewhere? 6291 29
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/01/2026I mean most platforms DO seem to lack heavily-boosted antisemitism, and X has that 000 0
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/01/2026I feel like I thought that reading Dillbert would prepare me for the absurdities of adult life. But Dillbert was no hero, just sort of a self-indulgent dork who just relied upon his superiority complex to avoid changing anything about his life. 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/01/2026Did you hear about the guy who bought some Moogs from the '70s and, in doing so, paid for the synths of his father? 060 6
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026Both the dating and the job market feel so cursed because technology has drastically reduced the cost of applying. 120 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026Found a good person on online dating. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to do with all that time I used to spend going on online dates. 130 3
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026I turned down a job working on steam engines. It was a mist opportunity. 1131 13
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026Forget meeting her dad, the real trial is meeting her rescue dog 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/01/2026You're also the only one who truly appreciates his bad boy charm 000 0
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/12/2025I told my brother about this comic I had ChatGPT draw and he said I have too much free time 020 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 21/12/2025There's that old quote that the republic will be "over" when people can vote themselves money from the treasury. But what they didn't realize is how good special interests would be at raiding the treasury, too. 000 0
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 20/12/2025It even accidentally starts turning the nut in the wrong direction like a human 110 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 19/12/2025Idea for a "SLEIGHER" shirt a la Slayer but with a Christmas theme 021 2
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 19/12/2025If you apply this logic to the SAT math section you don't get into college. More university liberal bias. 010 1
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 17/12/2025I'm agreeing with you. The whole discourse on social media is trash and the only solution is to log off. 110 1