Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Holy shit I just realized why it's called rain world. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Dumbass slugcat tried giving me a pearl it clearly stole from one of those pearl strings dangling from the ceiling. Wait hold on, why don't I just take those. Why do we have them. brb gonna get RICH. 001 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Been doing better recently. Joined a green scavenger support group. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Have I ever mentioned I hate the color green. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Summer's here. And flowers are starting to blossom from my body. I think this disproves me being green because of a lack of showering. Also what the fuck why do I crave sunlight. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I just want it on record that I am NOT green because I don't shower. I shower AT LEAST twice a week. Jerks. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey, does the G in LBGT stand for 'green' I wanna go to one of those parades. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Found these weird yellow tablets and have been chowing them down. Hopefully my color will change soon. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Sweet. What do I have to eat to turn back into... beige, I think? I've been green for so long, I can't even remember... 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I could easily become that color, if you just let me throw a few spears your way. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I'll be nice when someone helps me ungreen myself. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Maybe if I drink enough paint I can change my color. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comCartoon Javelin ThrowAlt: A spear flying through the air, about to impale a poor soul. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Don't ask questions that I don't even have the answers to. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/05/2026More like Piss World. Haha. Seriously, this place sucks. 110 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/04/2026day 31 of being green: This fucking sucks 001 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025What the fuck is a 'game award' and how can I win one. 010 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Why the fuck is this not doing numbers, where did all my scavenger buddies go? 020 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I can't help but wonder what hardships you could possibly face. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Still don't know who Hatsune Miku is. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Can't actually. Dumbass doctor says I can't have drinks until my liver starts functioning again. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I mean, YEAH. Of course I'm gonna be pissed if someone fucks with me. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Who the fuck even cares about permits. We should just do whatever we want. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/08/2025To swim around and have fun. Obviously. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Why does nobody ever give me pearls... 110 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2025So it turns out I didn't have a 'permit' to build this pool, and now it's being demolished. Can't have shit in Farm Arrays. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Whoever filled my pool with jungle leeches is about to have a very bad day. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025SORRY for making a MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE! I've been getting a lot of chlorine in my eyes. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Can you at least where a fucking hairnet??? 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Bought a pool cover. This should keep those oversized rats out. 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025WHY IS MY POOL FILTER CLOGGED WITH SO MUCH SLUGCAT HAIR??? 210 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025How to stop Raindeer from drinking your swimming pool. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Just bought a swimming pool. Summer's gonna be a breeze! 000 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Still couldn't find any berries, huh. 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Who keeps writing "Repent for your sins" on the walls of my shelter??????? 100 0
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025They might if you cover it in hot sauce. 100 0
