Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Holy shit I just realized why it's called rain world. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Dumbass slugcat tried giving me a pearl it clearly stole from one of those pearl strings dangling from the ceiling. Wait hold on, why don't I just take those. Why do we have them. brb gonna get RICH. 001
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Been doing better recently. Joined a green scavenger support group. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Have I ever mentioned I hate the color green. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Summer's here. And flowers are starting to blossom from my body. I think this disproves me being green because of a lack of showering. Also what the fuck why do I crave sunlight. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I just want it on record that I am NOT green because I don't shower. I shower AT LEAST twice a week. Jerks. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey, does the G in LBGT stand for 'green' I wanna go to one of those parades. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Found these weird yellow tablets and have been chowing them down. Hopefully my color will change soon. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Maybe if I drink enough paint I can change my color. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 01/04/2026day 31 of being green: This fucking sucks 001
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025What the fuck is a 'game award' and how can I win one. 010
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Why the fuck is this not doing numbers, where did all my scavenger buddies go? 020
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2025So it turns out I didn't have a 'permit' to build this pool, and now it's being demolished. Can't have shit in Farm Arrays. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Whoever filled my pool with jungle leeches is about to have a very bad day. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Bought a pool cover. This should keep those oversized rats out. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 29/07/2025WHY IS MY POOL FILTER CLOGGED WITH SO MUCH SLUGCAT HAIR??? 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025How to stop Raindeer from drinking your swimming pool. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Just bought a swimming pool. Summer's gonna be a breeze! 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Who keeps writing "Repent for your sins" on the walls of my shelter??????? 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Why does that idiot Chieftain get a plush??? Where's MY plush????? It would make SO many pearls!!! 300
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Y'know, I think I deserve a bit of positivity around here. 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Finally made it to the Subterranean gate... Not like it matters, since I have an annoying follower now... 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Can these stupid deer move any faster?! I gotta get outta here!!!! 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Currently in an undisclosed location where hopefully I cannot be bothered by these cats anymore. 200
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Alright, I've got myself a bowling ball. I'm just... going to put all this... NONSENSE behind me and relax! Finally, I can enjoy SOMETHING in this miserable region! 200
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I think I'm about to 'crash out' as the kids say. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Why the fuck do half of the bowling balls have bites taken out of them. 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I think I'm gonna go bowling for a bit, to get my mind off of... certain things. 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I'm hearing this weird bird... Wish it would shut the fuck up. 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Recovered from my snapped spine quite nicely. Think I'll skip the gym from now on, don't need it anyway. I'm already strong! 110
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Gonna head to the gym. Which I do EVERY DAY in case you're wondering. 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Found this new tv show called: "Marvelous mystery board" or something. It's pretty good, ngl. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Can someone help me find where 'under there' is??? 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Damn, Five Pebbles is still losing water from the uh, spear that mysteriously hit him. Someone should really patch that up. 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Things have been so quiet lately. I ain't complaining, I've had plenty of time to myself! It's nice not having cats bugging you all the damn time... 210
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 20/06/2025oooooh! there's a cool laser pointing at the ground! 110
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 18/06/2025um, i don't have a pearl to pass the outskirts toll... can someone help me? 000
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 18/06/2025is farm arrays really that bad? i wanna go there and see the deer! 100
Green Scavenger @nomadicscavenger.bsky.social · 13/06/2025eek! a scavenger just landed next to me!!!... i think their... dead... their body's all singed... have i seen them before? 010
