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@noisetheorem.bsky.social
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A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional. Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apathy is Complicity
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one considers sees an old bald guy in a wheelchair and sees a threat.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meh…guess I’m going to bed early again.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@espn.com hockey broadcasts are so absurdly terrible. They mix the audio so you can’t hear what their saying, but you don’t care because it’s bullshit anyway.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICYMI: Sunday Night Somniloquy : test run I’m bringing back my bi-weekly streams I used to do in the early 2010s. These are improvised works with very little preparation. Don’t expect it to be normal. www.youtube.com/live/zwBgx3Y...
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Sunday Night Somniloquy: Test run
YouTube video by NoiseTheorem
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anything is Intelligent is super when you’re an idiot.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey…I’m going to be streaming Sunday night. Go follow my channel to be kept up to date. youtube.com/@noisetheore...
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An unmonetizable mess of livestreams of me screwing around with my gear. Some people find value in it and I honestly don't know why. You can be assured that all opinions on this channel are mine an...
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is going to be a slow brain kind of day.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got my degree and then my masters at 51. You’re definitely not too late.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So…what would you think if I started up my Sunday Night synth streaming again?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Facts.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Futureretro Vectra. Without a doubt one of the strangest instruments in my collection. Let me know if you’d like a video of it.
Futureretro Vectra.  Without a doubt one of the strangest instruments in my collection.  Let me know if you’d like a video of it.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today’s progress: restoring power
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A friend 3D printed these stands for me. They were accidentally color matched to the Syntakt and DigiTone. Now I need a matching black one for the MPC
Desk mess
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The next corner involves figuring out what to do with the Juno-x. I love it…but I also never use it.
Gear slop
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This will fill the space…for now…
This will fill the space…for now…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I get a notification that I’ve been blocked by a stranger I feel oddly vindicated. Like if I’m pissing off some people then I must be doing something correct.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s progress.
Studio setup
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What to put here?
Empty studio space
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cables (mostly) pulled. The work area is clear enough. Now for the least fun bit…power
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tomorrow’s todo list - pull all the cables out from under the desk - move out the unused rack - finalize the keyboards for the slat wall - work out the power distribution Yay…fun…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Time to move the modular zzz
Messy studio
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Korg rack is still intact. I’m moving audio into the desk. This rack is getting moved to my ‘vintage’ pile.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems I’ve made a mess in the studio again…oops.
Messy studio
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve a song re-write I have to do and, as an experiment, I’m going to try doing it all in the box. The MPC being that box :-)
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rack reconfiguration.
Korg series
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“The chance to begin again in a new environment of excitement and adventure!”
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, that’s one way to avoid a gap on your resume
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Beer is older than tea.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My god…it reminds me of a time I threw up when I was 12. Go Italy!
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
See…this is the problem. They SEE Trump as the rebel thats destroying the Death Star of socialism and DEI. They dont see themselves as the empire.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If it has an external wall wart, it most likely that.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Which machine was it?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s a start…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I get in my own way a lot. I get caught up in the setup and how I do a thing more than producing the thing. That needs to end.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Agreed. If I order a pizza and tell them what toppings to put on it, am I suddenly a pizza chef?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My music has never been released. It’s escaped. Let it run free!
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As I was always told, if you’re not disliked by someone, you’re probably not trying hard enough.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They should Be kool aide stations, because only true believers are going to show up
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m cracking up about the reflecting pool debacle. The people who said they were going to drain the swamp have literally created a new one. This is what happens when you buy your Illuminati on Temu.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So…I got a Kurzweil K2061 over the weekend. It’s an interesting combination of very dated presets and awesome synthesis capabilities dragged kicking and screaming from its home in the late 90s. So it suits me.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My art is never released…it escapes.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Officially official
Officially official graduation notification
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There is, just not where you are.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We call those “churches”
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Well, isn’t that just peachy
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m pretty pleased that the pro-AI crowd is blocking me. Because fuck those guys.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You can literally script the whole process, from album to cover art to distribution. Physical media requires logistics and physical storage. It would erode the value proposition of essentially money for no work
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Do you really thinks a prompt jockey would go to the expense/effort?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you want to avoid supporting AI generated music, there is only one way to do it: dump streaming and buy physical media directly from artists. That’s it. That’s the solution. You get a physical copy that you can do with as you please. Artist gets paid All the right people win.
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