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A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional. Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apathy is Complicity
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@espn.com hockey broadcasts are so absurdly terrible. They mix the audio so you can’t hear what their saying, but you don’t care because it’s bullshit anyway.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICYMI: Sunday Night Somniloquy : test run I’m bringing back my bi-weekly streams I used to do in the early 2010s. These are improvised works with very little preparation. Don’t expect it to be normal. www.youtube.com/live/zwBgx3Y...
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Sunday Night Somniloquy: Test run
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anything is Intelligent is super when you’re an idiot.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey…I’m going to be streaming Sunday night. Go follow my channel to be kept up to date. youtube.com/@noisetheore...
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NoiseTheorem
An unmonetizable mess of livestreams of me screwing around with my gear. Some people find value in it and I honestly don't know why. You can be assured that all opinions on this channel are mine an...
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is going to be a slow brain kind of day.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So…what would you think if I started up my Sunday Night synth streaming again?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Futureretro Vectra. Without a doubt one of the strangest instruments in my collection. Let me know if you’d like a video of it.
Futureretro Vectra.  Without a doubt one of the strangest instruments in my collection.  Let me know if you’d like a video of it.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today’s progress: restoring power
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A friend 3D printed these stands for me. They were accidentally color matched to the Syntakt and DigiTone. Now I need a matching black one for the MPC
Desk mess
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The next corner involves figuring out what to do with the Juno-x. I love it…but I also never use it.
Gear slop
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This will fill the space…for now…
This will fill the space…for now…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I get a notification that I’ve been blocked by a stranger I feel oddly vindicated. Like if I’m pissing off some people then I must be doing something correct.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s progress.
Studio setup
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What to put here?
Empty studio space
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cables (mostly) pulled. The work area is clear enough. Now for the least fun bit…power
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tomorrow’s todo list - pull all the cables out from under the desk - move out the unused rack - finalize the keyboards for the slat wall - work out the power distribution Yay…fun…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Time to move the modular zzz
Messy studio
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems I’ve made a mess in the studio again…oops.
Messy studio
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve a song re-write I have to do and, as an experiment, I’m going to try doing it all in the box. The MPC being that box :-)
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rack reconfiguration.
Korg series
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s a start…
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I get in my own way a lot. I get caught up in the setup and how I do a thing more than producing the thing. That needs to end.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m cracking up about the reflecting pool debacle. The people who said they were going to drain the swamp have literally created a new one. This is what happens when you buy your Illuminati on Temu.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So…I got a Kurzweil K2061 over the weekend. It’s an interesting combination of very dated presets and awesome synthesis capabilities dragged kicking and screaming from its home in the late 90s. So it suits me.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Officially official
Officially official graduation notification
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Well, isn’t that just peachy
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m pretty pleased that the pro-AI crowd is blocking me. Because fuck those guys.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you want to avoid supporting AI generated music, there is only one way to do it: dump streaming and buy physical media directly from artists. That’s it. That’s the solution. You get a physical copy that you can do with as you please. Artist gets paid All the right people win.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you’re not working with people that want you to succeed, you’re not going to succeed.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I caved and pre-ordered a BoredBrain Xcelon SL. It's exactly the kind of infrastructure I need. www.boredbrainmusic.com/products/xce...
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Xcelon SL
Xcelon SL is a purpose-built analog mixer for electronic musicians, designed to give modern workflows an essential combination of mixing utilities. It combines immediate, hands-on mix control with a f...
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When is the last time you listened to an album start to finish without interruption? No other distractions…just you and the music?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’ve decided to cancel pandora and go back to listening to albums. Buying music on bandcamp seems more…something.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
an absolutely monumental achievement! A massive congratulations to her for breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, and proving that determination knows no bounds. Becoming the world's first practicing lawyer with Down syndrome after 5 years of hard work at the Universidad Autónoma de Zacatecas
MY DAUGHTER WITH DOWN SYNDROME JUST BECAME THE WORLD'S FIRST PRACTICING LAWYER AFTER FIVE YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL. TELL HER CONGRATULATIONS
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve been working with this jam rig for almost a month now, and it’s yielded some good results. I’m running into a few limitations that are starting to bother me, though, so revision is in order.
Jam rig: arturia MiniFreak, Roland TR8S, Elektron Octatrack mkII and Torso S4.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you’re looking for a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack and then run a magnet over the reduced ashes. Easy.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I got a new job! Holy shit this is a relief
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Any @elektron.se experts around? Im trying to figure out if there is a way too change a pattern but keep the sound edits I made on the first. This is on the tonverk. Frankly, it’s sad that the almost 20 year old Octatrack can do this, but Tonverk just feels so half baked. #synthsky
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think the #nhl needs to build bigger penalty boxes.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m at the age where consciously deciding to eat at certain restaurants equates to announcing that I need to spend more time in the bathroom this week.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I fucking love playoff hockey
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It begins.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dallas vs Minnesota. If possible, could both teams lose? LET CHAIS REIGN!!
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My team is not in the #nhlplayoffs, so I will be cheering for my second favorite: chaos and controversy!
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Playoff hockey! Here we go!!
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
2. Collect audio assets.
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
1. Build the setup
Synthesizers
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So…what do you do when you realize the studio you’ve built is actually a maintenance monstrosity in which creative energy goes to die?
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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
TFW: you go for one more sip of coffee and the cup is empty.
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