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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It does look like the drop is a misrecognition. I mean, it did in fact happen, but under-35 retirement savings are reported as noticeably above the 2016 level. This is interesting though. Why under-35s and not others? Maybe they have more financial assets relative to hard assets?
An excerpt from the Minneapolis Fed report clarifying that the decline in under 35 wealth was "primarily driven by the unwinding of business equity gains between 2019 and 2022."A screenshot from the Minneapolis Fed report showing that retirement savings for under-35 households have an odd pattern. They significantly decreased from 2016 to 2019. Then they shot up in 2022, and then declined again in 2025. However, the 2025 level is 2.4 points higher than the 2016 level (inflation adjusted).
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A key component of financial statement auditing is Orc Crime
A cube chart showing elements of the COSO framework in auditing, acronymed as "Orc Crime:" Operations, Reporting and Compliance" and "Control Environment, Risk Assessment, Existing Control Activities, Information and Communications, and Monitoring activitities"
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally watching this. Doin it for you T
A screenshot of the opening to K-Pop Demon Hunters
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A famous restaurant in Zanzibar (located on its own micro-island) called The Rock with my then-recent bride
Lobster, shrimp and some other critters grilled on a plate with slices limes. There's a small coffee cup behind them and a geometric-patterned tablelcoth
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Buttercup closeup. She has been getting a little fatter lately
Calico
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If this is the best youtube slop that South Korea can come up with then I can see why they have the worst fertility crisis
Kongsuni and Friends (a cheapo youtube children's show. You're not missing anything.)
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.propertymanagementaustin.com/blog/rent-is...
Fart
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mine comes in Toasted Marshmellow camo
Mine comes in Toasted Marshmellow camo
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ayep
A dialect map that shows that I sound most like people from IL, the immediate west of IL, NE IN, and most of the Michigan mitt
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know what else is murder? Murder-murder
A quote tweet. Original tweet reads: The quotes are already full of people foaming at the mouth, full of bloodlust over a mid-career bank employee being killed.
The quote tweet: Apparently social murder isn't actually murder
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Inside you are two wolves: A wolf eating blueberries Vs. A deer eating small mammals, baby birds and bird eggs
A deer eating the corpse of a rabbit in the middle of winter
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Excellent specimen of Bluesky Syndrome - Bizarre maximalist characterization of something ("obsession") - Obnoxious attempt at guilt-tripping - Bold claim about what is happening/why something is happening that falls apart the moment you think it over
Someone on instagram asked snidely what the obsession is with Americans taking photos of their kids on the first day back to school and I said while I see that posting them may be debatable you have to understand that with school shootings this, or any day, may be the last time we see them
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A news article with the headline "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationThe metra stop for exotic Berwyn, IL
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Post the first album you ever bought
The cover of Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge. It's  very 90s 3D rendering of a tower stretching out into outer space from what looks like Io
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A black cat sniffinf a boquet of purple and pink flowers
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sure!
Text that reads "Get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love", with a heart shape at the end of the sentence.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
He had to take the eggs because technically they're legal tender
Headline: No yolk: NC AG Jeff Jackson settles antitrust lawsuit for 3 million eggs
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
-_-
Angry bearded dragon with a black neck
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Chicago to visit us in 2000. He was fun. I remember him saying offhand that some guy named Osama Bin Laden was the most dangerous man in the world. (Parents confirmed that he did in fact say this a few times).
This one is stylistically consistent, but more splotchy than the others. Set to a soft orange background with lots of whites, greens and reds.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
- and liason between Iron Curtain dissidents and the CIA. My parents became friends with him in Wicker Park in the 70s, when they were archetypical Bohemian gentrifiers. His Dad had been a major figure in Detroit's Macedonian community. I only met Uncle Boris once that I can remember. He came to
This one is set to an orange background. It also has shapes defined by discrete lines, but with arches and angles that resemble the outline ofna motor cycle. There's more splotchiness in the other marks. Overall, it seems to have been painted with very broad brushes.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Was reminded by a trip to my childhood home of the influence of mu "Uncle" Boris Nicoloff on my artistic tastes. He was a Macedonian-American polymath who was deeply involved in the Chicago-area Orthodox Church. He could read and write in seven different slavic languages, sercing as an interpreter-
My favorite from Uncle Boris. It's hard to describe, but it's a very squiggly abstravt painting set to a pale blue background. It's made up of distinct lines and stringy shapes suggesting vigorous motion. In my interpretation, it's a self-portrait of Boris laughing in joy as he paints. There's what looks like a laughing face in the upper-right hand corner, a palette in the rihht-hand corner. A brush to the left
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
W.hat is going on with this freak
A closeup of a warehouse that looks like a smiley face drooling toothpaste.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It was not an idle threat
The Choo Choo Restaurant in Des Plaines, IL. It's a kid's diner that brings you your order on a model train that travels across the main counter. Here, it's dropping off our son's order of a burger and fries!
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You know anolies must be from the South because they doll their eyes all up like that. Photo by @arrianna-planey.bsky.social
A male green anole resting along a black aluminum fence. He's standing upside-down with a distinct blue ring around his eyes. He's very green, which contrasts with his white belly. Arri's flowers are in the background
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Celebrating 4/20 the right way (It's my parents' wedding anniversary)
A dozen orange-pink roses wrapped in a purple plastic sheet, taken at about a 45 degree angle. The roses have green leaves poking put. The background is the inside of my sturdy ol' Subaru and the surrounding strip mall, which has some tasteful landscaping
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh gosh! A lady in her underware! The doc says I shouldn't got so worked up
A map of regionally distinct porn searches zoomed in on Iowa, which had lingerie as its outcome
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Let's get some fat cats going
A fat ginger cat rolling over in front of a toddler. He has a white underbelly. The toddler is wearing summerwear. They are sitting on the right lane of a quiet walking & biking trail
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guys I'm starting to think that most of the left doesn't have a particularly clear or consistent understanding of the term "settler colonialism"!!!
a mechanism of control in settler-colonial states is isolation. those who are alienated can more easily be converted into fascists. 

build solidarity with the people in your life. with your neighbors, your friends, your coworkers.

Revolution does not start with a Deed, but with compassion.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If you want to spot the closet fascist hiding among environmentalists, ask em about cities
A posted responding to someone complaining about life in small U.S. towns:
"This is a uniquely American take. In most places, people move to the big city because they're economic refugees, forcibly separated from the land & community in which their culture is deeply rooted. The city is a site of alienation & homogenization, not culture"
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A relaxing black cat
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Cat, fat, friday
A calico making a crescent shape on a kit hen floor with black and brown spots along its spine
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Nothing's changed since 2016? Particularly regard how ICE operates or their officers' behavior? Oh okay. I'll take your word for it.
Excerpt from the article: "These people would benefit from the sorts of assistance rapid reponse networks were once focused on providing. Unfortunately, many activists seem less concerned with the needs of migrants than with staging dramatic confrontations with an administration they despise. 

Renee Good’s fateful decision to pursue armed federal agents and disrupt their operations did not occur in isolation. It was shaped by a broader political climate in which progressives have embraced more extreme and confrontational tactics as legitimate forms of protest."Tutle of a Compact article, "How Pro-Immigrant Activism Turned Dangerous" by Alicia Nieves
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
How is there always a Dril tweet??
One of Dril's most celebrated tweets. It goes:
See this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now ger the fuck out of my office
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Let's form a gang
A middle aged white guy dressed as Blippi while holding a prop bloody knife. There's a mute symbol in the lower-right corner because I had to screenshot this from my insta lol
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
See? You can just accurately describe what he's doing in the headline. It's possible! No need for sly wording. From @ncnewsline.com ncnewsline.com/2026/02/03/r...
This is a screenshot of an online newspaper headline from NC Newsline. It reads: Trump doubles down on calling for the feds to take over elections despite US Constitution"
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Women stay winning
A selection from my finance textbook:
A second finding is equally interesting. Accounts registered to men underperform those registered to women. The reason is that men trade more on average. This extra trading is consistent with evidence from psychology that men have greater degrees of overconfidence than women.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Aaaaaaand a psychopath with car brain almost ran over our son today
Not in the mood.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
For the low, low cost of $5,000,000, you too can build a magic machine that breaks the laws of physics
A page from angelinvestmentnetwork.us. It is for a company in Zimbabwe called Masimba Energy Systems. The ad claims that it "Came up with a scientific method on how to extract energy from space. Crafted a Business Plan. Verified and validated my scientific idea." The total required capital is $5 million. THe Masimba logo is sort of a generic glowly blue-aqua cube thing with an orange elliptical line around it. You're not missing much.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
2026 #promosky! I have cats. One of them has a very cute nose that's two colors
A closeup of a big-eyed fluffy shorthair calico's face. She is supremely beautiful, with butterscotch-colores splotches on the right side of her face and black splotches on the left. Her nose is divided into teo. Color areas, a light pink and a park pink half
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
i found a job for bluesky elders
A fairly plain job post from a recruiter (handshake) for $40-50K a year in Cary, NC, with FRG Management Consulting. The title is "N.E.E.T. Consultant"
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
North Branch gang rise up
It's difficult to describe this image because it is a detailed map of the Northern Branch of the Chicago River. The North Branch moves northwards/southwards along Lake Michigan. Here's a link to a text source describing the North Branch: https://www.lakecountyil.gov/2433/North-Branch-Chicago-River-Watershed
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I hope both sides wipe each other out
A photo from the Indiana vs Alabama Rose Bowl game
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The furbies... are evolving
A toddler playing with a rainbow "long" furbie ok a wood floorm the rainbow furbie has a long white stomach, about two feet long
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
And- they'll gather acorns for you!
A small bowl full of acorns on a desk. You can see a toddler's hand in the frame.
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've *really* become obsessed with feedtime, and I regret nothing That Sunn O))) track is one of the great compositions of the 21st century
A Youtube Music end of year recap of my listening. Top five bands were: 5. Pelican 4. Boris 3. Eyehategod 2. Sunn 0))) 1. feedtime
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I think I had a decent showing
A Youtube Music end of year recap of my listening. Top five bands were: 5. Pelican 4. Boris 3. Eyehategod 2. Sunn 0))) 1. feedtime
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Pumpkin buns, ready for the oven. I think they look otherworldly and beautiful before they go in
A tray of orange-yellow unbaked dough balls (pumpkin rolls)
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Calico
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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cat audit
A hsndsome green-eyed black cat fiercely gripping a a couch with its left arm
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