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Michelle (like Obama)

@noirleanian.bsky.social
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Brother in law, recovering teacher, Louisianimal, yellow fluffy ball enthusiast, Jessye Normanite, philomath, and wonderer. Pronoms: he/il/Big Chief. ✊🏽🏳️‍🌈 *Tout c’est moi en bas.* 📍DⓂ️V

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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 4h
Today begins a new term at the Supreme Court. This morning’s first oral argument will address whether we can hold energy companies to account for their role in accelerating climate change. And the federal government filed an amicus brief supporting—you guessed it—the energy companies. 🫠🫠🫠
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 6h
Third time must be a charm, because yesterday’s date and impromptu outing after was so much fun! He even met some of my friends accidentally, because we popped up at a bar many of them happened to be at, including @this-jaustin.bsky.social who nearly spilled some tea right in front of the man 😂😂😂
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a random video out your phone with no context:
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because I’m an eternal optimist, I’ve accepted an invitation from a different man to go on a brunch date tomorrow. Stay tuned for either further humiliation and clownery or the official launch of my villain era.
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Wendy Williams Smirks
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update: This date didn’t even happen. He canceled at the last minute, stated he wouldn’t be available until 2.5 hours after our scheduled time of 7:30p, and offered to pay the cancellation fee for the restaurant in exchange for “doing something casual.” I haven’t responded yet. Just a text, no call.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really just dawned on me that that Adéla song is about Nicole Kidman and not Anna Nicole Smith. What a travesty, because it was ANNA NICOLE who truly set the standard for the 90s blond, voluptuous baddie!
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Anna Nicole Anna Nicole Smith
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Update: He came…45 minutes late. He was a sweaty mess but apologized profusely for his egregious tardiness. Initially, he seemed fine and the conversation was easy, and then it devolved into probably one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on. 1/n
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, tonight just might be the first time I’ve ever been stood up. And the fact that it’s in this v moody basement jazz café makes it all the more dramatic. 🫠😅
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s also get into how my law school bestie ate DOWN at her wedding! 😍😍😍
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve officiated a dozen weddings, and more recently, folks have asked me, “So, how much do you charge?” Baby, if we’re close enough for you to ask me to marry you and your betrothed, I’m not taking one red cent. Hell, I was gonna be at the wedding anyways! 😂
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Does anybody here have MUG?!” (and an extra helpin’ of bawdy?!)
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, I went to my old barber and in a little under an hour, I got a cut, wash, straight razor lineup, and styling all for $45 (but I tipped generously ofc). Baaaby, I missed my HAIRDRESSER! He got this wig SITTIN’!
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Tiffany Pollard Says 'High Class'
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After a delayed flight, a canceled hotel reservation, and an Uber driver interrogating me about the origins of my name, I think, even at 1:15 a.m., I deserve some Whataburger. Hey, Houston - I’m back, girl. 😒
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Megan Thee Stallion
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love you much bookie!!! 🫶🏽
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Energetic Group Dance Party
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need to convince my sister to recreate this lewk for the Bayou Classic. 🙂‍↕️🤌🏽
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🎵 Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along. Tell me, who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone? 🎵
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Screaming David Mann with Tambourine
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
love demands vulnerability— it demands that we look our shadowy deep truths boldly in the eye and share what we see with another person and then trust that they’ll hold those truths with more care than we’ve been able to with our own hands… we have no idea if that is even possible until it’s done.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It taught me what worked, what didn’t, what to look for in a partner, what resilience in partnership looks like, and that they, like the rest of us, were just humans trying to navigate their feelings for and ways of relating to each other over years of subtle and disruptive changes.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why is it so hard for some people to be honest? You’d rather expend all that mental energy concocting lies instead of just telling the truth?
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Melissa Villasenor: What A Weirdo
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And sadly, there’s still more to do. Jesus be a pick-me-up! 😮‍💨
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today drained me. 🫩
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wrote about Dolly Parton in my latest @nytopinion.nytimes.com column. Thank you. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/o...
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Opinion | The Greatest Story Dolly Parton Ever Wrote Was Herself (Gift Article)
She didn’t see herself as a saint; she identified as something we needed even more: a writer.
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räy. 🇵🇷🇧🇸 @rayelrey.latinsky.app · 27/08/2026
In a world of Donalds, be a Dolly
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I honestly can’t wait for the weekend! The anticipation is mounting, and I can’t wait for its build to result in an unforgettable experience shared with a v special person. ☺️
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bruh WTAF?! 😩😩😩
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This man just preached a eulogy for Dolly. And the church said…
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Vanessa Vanjie Mateo: Amen!
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Britt Rose the Artist @brittrosetheartist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listen to your favorite album for the millionth time. Go to the art show. Read the books on your TBR. Buy art from human artists. Smell Flowers (unless it'll mess with your allergies). Decorate your life like an art piece.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Went out for HH-turned-dinner w my law school buddies (all cishet BM plus…Mark lol). When the bill was split, guess who had no drinks on his tab and got a wink from the cute BM bartender? Pretty privilege is still real!
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Live as Dolly would: Be kind, love hard, stand against cruelty and show that cleavage.
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Rae of Sonlight ☀️ @raerahji.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
When people like Dolly Parton passes, it permeates the atmosphere because she literally was love personified & that was her power 🤍 What a great light to this world… Dolly, you messed us up with this one here .. 🤧
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Idky but this def got the waterworks going… 😢
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T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Selena are two people black folks refuse to play about.
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly actually led with love, joy, and a strong sense of self. Admirable as fuck.
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly lead with her HEART. not her beauty, not her money or fame, and not a thick ass book from millennia ago. that's a good woman, Savannah. one of the best we'll ever have.
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Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
DOLLYYYYYYYY NOOOO
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Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 25/08/2026
- RIP DOLLY PARTON.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m so sad! 😭😭😭
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LORD, NOT DOLLY!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
If we truly care about the kids literacy rates, the adults around them are going to have to start reading more. And I mean physical books.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In happier news, my babiest brother was among select Southern University Human Jukebox members to be part of the Gap’s latest denim campaign 🩵💛:
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Gap Taps Southern University’s Human Jukebox for New Denim Campaign Ahead of Homecoming Season - Essence
Southern University’s Human Jukebox brings its signature swagger to Gap’s latest denim campaign, just in time for Homecoming season.
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mourning a future that may never be is a feeling no one can prepare you for. Your mind wonders why the love shared couldn’t sustain you, why the laughter couldn’t carry you, why the bliss couldn’t dull the miles of pain ahead.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Them: “How are you single? You’re so great!” Me: “Clearly, I keep choosing the wrong men as potential L/T partners.”
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Baltimore, you were cute today, girl!
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Man with Big Smile
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“How U Ridin’” was such a fun song to board the heated fellowship train to. Truly one of my favorite get-hype anthems of Webbie’s. 🙂‍↕️
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Lilian Gamba @liliangamba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sextou com música brasileira, cantada belas belas coreanas. Bom dia
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My best friend is visiting soon, and I told him to bring me some Evangeline Maid bread, fresh green onion sausage, shrimp powder from the Berthelots in Addis, and smoked boudin.
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I Need That Sh*t
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