Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 4hToday begins a new term at the Supreme Court. This morning’s first oral argument will address whether we can hold energy companies to account for their role in accelerating climate change. And the federal government filed an amicus brief supporting—you guessed it—the energy companies. 🫠🫠🫠 010
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 6hThird time must be a charm, because yesterday’s date and impromptu outing after was so much fun! He even met some of my friends accidentally, because we popped up at a bar many of them happened to be at, including @this-jaustin.bsky.social who nearly spilled some tea right in front of the man 😂😂😂 110
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Post a random video out your phone with no context: 240
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because I’m an eternal optimist, I’ve accepted an invitation from a different man to go on a brunch date tomorrow. Stay tuned for either further humiliation and clownery or the official launch of my villain era.static.klipy.comWendy Williams SmirksALT: Wendy Williams Smirks 310
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Update: This date didn’t even happen. He canceled at the last minute, stated he wouldn’t be available until 2.5 hours after our scheduled time of 7:30p, and offered to pay the cancellation fee for the restaurant in exchange for “doing something casual.” I haven’t responded yet. Just a text, no call. 100
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It really just dawned on me that that Adéla song is about Nicole Kidman and not Anna Nicole Smith. What a travesty, because it was ANNA NICOLE who truly set the standard for the 90s blond, voluptuous baddie!static.klipy.comAnna Nicole Anna Nicole SmithALT: Anna Nicole Anna Nicole Smith 110
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Update: He came…45 minutes late. He was a sweaty mess but apologized profusely for his egregious tardiness. Initially, he seemed fine and the conversation was easy, and then it devolved into probably one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on. 1/n 120
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So, tonight just might be the first time I’ve ever been stood up. And the fact that it’s in this v moody basement jazz café makes it all the more dramatic. 🫠😅 000
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let’s also get into how my law school bestie ate DOWN at her wedding! 😍😍😍 020
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve officiated a dozen weddings, and more recently, folks have asked me, “So, how much do you charge?” Baby, if we’re close enough for you to ask me to marry you and your betrothed, I’m not taking one red cent. Hell, I was gonna be at the wedding anyways! 😂 011
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Does anybody here have MUG?!” (and an extra helpin’ of bawdy?!) 3330
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So, I went to my old barber and in a little under an hour, I got a cut, wash, straight razor lineup, and styling all for $45 (but I tipped generously ofc). Baaaby, I missed my HAIRDRESSER! He got this wig SITTIN’!static.klipy.comTiffany Pollard Says 'High Class'ALT: Tiffany Pollard Says 'High Class' 130
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After a delayed flight, a canceled hotel reservation, and an Uber driver interrogating me about the origins of my name, I think, even at 1:15 a.m., I deserve some Whataburger. Hey, Houston - I’m back, girl. 😒static.klipy.comMegan Thee StallionALT: Megan Thee Stallion 180
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Love you much bookie!!! 🫶🏽static.klipy.comEnergetic Group Dance PartyALT: Energetic Group Dance Party 111
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I need to convince my sister to recreate this lewk for the Bayou Classic. 🙂↕️🤌🏽 020
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026🎵 Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along. Tell me, who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone? 🎵static.klipy.comScreaming David Mann with TambourineALT: Screaming David Mann with Tambourine 001
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026love demands vulnerability— it demands that we look our shadowy deep truths boldly in the eye and share what we see with another person and then trust that they’ll hold those truths with more care than we’ve been able to with our own hands… we have no idea if that is even possible until it’s done. 181
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It taught me what worked, what didn’t, what to look for in a partner, what resilience in partnership looks like, and that they, like the rest of us, were just humans trying to navigate their feelings for and ways of relating to each other over years of subtle and disruptive changes. 044
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Why is it so hard for some people to be honest? You’d rather expend all that mental energy concocting lies instead of just telling the truth?static.klipy.comMelissa Villasenor: What A WeirdoALT: Melissa Villasenor: What A Weirdo 010
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And sadly, there’s still more to do. Jesus be a pick-me-up! 😮💨 000
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I wrote about Dolly Parton in my latest @nytopinion.nytimes.com column. Thank you. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/o...nytimes.comOpinion | The Greatest Story Dolly Parton Ever Wrote Was Herself (Gift Article)She didn’t see herself as a saint; she identified as something we needed even more: a writer. 662583649
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)räy. 🇵🇷🇧🇸 @rayelrey.latinsky.app · 27/08/2026In a world of Donalds, be a Dolly 0186
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I honestly can’t wait for the weekend! The anticipation is mounting, and I can’t wait for its build to result in an unforgettable experience shared with a v special person. ☺️ 000
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This man just preached a eulogy for Dolly. And the church said…static.klipy.comVanessa Vanjie Mateo: Amen!ALT: Vanessa Vanjie Mateo: Amen! 0102
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Britt Rose the Artist @brittrosetheartist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Listen to your favorite album for the millionth time. Go to the art show. Read the books on your TBR. Buy art from human artists. Smell Flowers (unless it'll mess with your allergies). Decorate your life like an art piece. 0149
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Went out for HH-turned-dinner w my law school buddies (all cishet BM plus…Mark lol). When the bill was split, guess who had no drinks on his tab and got a wink from the cute BM bartender? Pretty privilege is still real! 130
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart. 421297415049
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Live as Dolly would: Be kind, love hard, stand against cruelty and show that cleavage. 27024
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Rae of Sonlight ☀️ @raerahji.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026When people like Dolly Parton passes, it permeates the atmosphere because she literally was love personified & that was her power 🤍 What a great light to this world… Dolly, you messed us up with this one here .. 🤧 0213
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Idky but this def got the waterworks going… 😢 050
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton and Selena are two people black folks refuse to play about. 526084
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Dolly actually led with love, joy, and a strong sense of self. Admirable as fuck. 09511
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Dolly lead with her HEART. not her beauty, not her money or fame, and not a thick ass book from millennia ago. that's a good woman, Savannah. one of the best we'll ever have. 111045
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama) Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026DOLLYYYYYYYY NOOOO 3399
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 25/08/2026- RIP DOLLY PARTON. 0309129
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago. 219239455929
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026LORD, NOT DOLLY!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 050
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Patrick, Not Pat @patricknotpat.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026If we truly care about the kids literacy rates, the adults around them are going to have to start reading more. And I mean physical books. 514045
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In happier news, my babiest brother was among select Southern University Human Jukebox members to be part of the Gap’s latest denim campaign 🩵💛:essence.comGap Taps Southern University’s Human Jukebox for New Denim Campaign Ahead of Homecoming Season - EssenceSouthern University’s Human Jukebox brings its signature swagger to Gap’s latest denim campaign, just in time for Homecoming season. 110
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Mourning a future that may never be is a feeling no one can prepare you for. Your mind wonders why the love shared couldn’t sustain you, why the laughter couldn’t carry you, why the bliss couldn’t dull the miles of pain ahead. 171
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 156200248537
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Them: “How are you single? You’re so great!” Me: “Clearly, I keep choosing the wrong men as potential L/T partners.” 011
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Baltimore, you were cute today, girl!static.klipy.comMan with Big SmileALT: Man with Big Smile 040
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“How U Ridin’” was such a fun song to board the heated fellowship train to. Truly one of my favorite get-hype anthems of Webbie’s. 🙂↕️ 000
Reposted by Michelle (like Obama)Lilian Gamba @liliangamba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sextou com música brasileira, cantada belas belas coreanas. Bom dia 1225652
Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My best friend is visiting soon, and I told him to bring me some Evangeline Maid bread, fresh green onion sausage, shrimp powder from the Berthelots in Addis, and smoked boudin.static.klipy.comI Need That Sh*tALT: I Need That Sh*t 020