Reposted by Piss Boy𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷🤘🎸💙 @redfives.bsky.social · 01/07/2026New PlayStation marketing just dropped 9286261999
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I burnt cheese onto a pan so badly I managed to nick my finger on one of the charred shards while cleaning it off. After countless years of cutting cheese it has finally cut me back, and I am humbled. 060
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Call me an AI data center the way I want to gobble up all that water. 😋 030
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Very much regretting taking that two hour nap, I have to be up in five hours and I am wide awake. 020
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Guys... I just ate my body weight in sushi and I feel like I'm going to explode. (It was fantastic and I would absolutely recommend going if you're in the Columbus area).static.klipy.comGame of Thrones: Robert Baratheon's Dying WishALT: Game of Thrones: Robert Baratheon's Dying Wish 060
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Bro Ramattra's new voice lines are like, dangerously horny. 050
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just had one of those matches where I feel like I gotta hop off after because there's no way I'm topping that performance and I want to end on a high-note. 230
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I haven't been very active on here lately, so why not post some engagement bait to interact with y'all a bit more? <3 1280
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Oh Domina, even if I didn't want you to [REDACTED] me until it fell off, I'd still main you. <3. Such a fun kit (and perhaps a smidge overpowered). 010
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'm not a gambling expert, but I would advise against betting on Disassociating Grilled Cheese to win the derby. 180
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Listening to Phobia by Breaking Benjamin and man they really didn't miss at all on this album. 10/10, no notes. 080
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 28/04/20263 and 10. Clothes are a prison and when I'm at home I'm wearing as little as possible (also this fuckass farmhouse gets to be like 80 degrees even with the AC on and I was not built for the heat). 020
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I was out of town for a week and after getting back Ollie has not left my side. Lil man was purring and flopping so aggressively a minute ago he headbutted the ground and confused himself. 😭 160
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026There's a ref in the football game we're watching who kinda looks like John Legend, so we've just been calling him Johnny Myth. 020
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Just checked my old Twitter account...my "Following" tab is full of posts from right-wing accounts I don't follow talking about the shooting at the WHC dinner. They aren't marked as ads and if I click "why am I seeing this?" I get an error. Musk is so fucking bad at propaganda it's almost comical. 080
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Today on regular Jeopardy there's a dude I've played trivia with here in Columbus. Why am I suddenly knowing Jeopardy contestants lol. 060
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Cheating on someone in general is a terrible idea from a moral standpoint, but cheating on someone who's extremely famous and will publicly drag you is another level of stupid. Half of my TL is just people threatening Klay lol. 170
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026My mom's microwave is hooked up straight to the city's power grid or something. I put some cocoa in there for 3 minutes (what I do at home), and that turned into a 15 minute cleanup and looked like Charlie blew up the chocolate factory. 180
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Bluesky gave me the carousel update for a grand total of like 2 hours just to scare me then it went away. 020
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I'd like to take every guy who's being extremely weird about the little girl from Pragmata and feed them through a wood chipper. 290
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026My hearing is good, my audio processing is not. You try to talk to me in a loud bar, all I'm hearing is garbled noises. Meanwhile I'm laying here and I can hear there's a problem with the fan on my neighbor's AC unit across the street. 170
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I am not cultured enough for social media sometimes. The number of times I've thought a moot was going through it and making an obscure post, but in reality they were just song lyrics is too damn high. 190
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Just learned about an all you can eat sushi restaurant in Columbus...media.tenor.coma man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this '' 270
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Got added to an "AI hater" list yesterday, I'm almost impressed how quickly those unlovable dorks did it. 060
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The three teams I dislike (Giants, Commanders, and Cowboys) decided to take turns hitting me in the balls with a sledgehammer by drafting all the players from my favorite college team. 050
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Having prehensile feet is a very valuable skill. I'm using one foot to keep pressure on a cut on the other leg so I can use my hands to eat and look at silly pictures on my phone. 240
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The 1st round of the NFL draft is tonight at 8 EST for any of my fellow football nerds out there! 260
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Piss Boy was going to be a temporary name on here, but I fear I've become too associated with it and it's stuck now. 1130
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 23/04/2026*watching celebrity jeopardy* Me: "Cynthia Nixon? I don't know who that is." My mom: "You were literally in a movie with her." Well...now I feel like an asshole lol. 380
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Increased photo quality? Great, thumbs up, right move. Getting rid of the grid view for an objectively worse carousel design that everyone seems to hate? Questionable at best. I understand wanting to differentiate from the *other* site, but maybe start with no shitty AI code instead. 💕 260
Reposted by Piss BoyBeca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The amount of times I've been shook tonight over learning people's actual names from this trend. I mean I know your parents didn't actually name you Piss Boy or Poohead but Lor, Bee and RJ? !!! This is almost as bad as the night we learned @thorbee.bsky.social's government name. SHOOK. 7171
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Pro tip fellas: when you're talking hall-passes with your partner, they expect answers like Megan Fox or Sabrina Carpenter. If you say "your best friend Sarah" that shit *will* start a fight. 3100
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Trying to teach Esme that being brushed is good for her, and that no matter how much she wants to she can't eat the brush. Results are....mixed, so far. 050
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Some weirdo tech bro hasn't added me to a block list in a hot minute, which is my sign I need to shit-talk genAI more. 1160
Reposted by Piss BoySay Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ☆ @sayomgwtf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Khajiit has wares if you have coin 6458831437
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Me cooking up the most heinous possible combination of slang terms in a text to annoy tf out of my friends.media.tenor.comALT: 140
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I ate some spicy wings earlier and I am paying a heavy price.media.tenor.coma girl wearing a helmet and scarf stands in a ruined cityALT: a girl wearing a helmet and scarf stands in a ruined city 150
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Got absolutely steamrolled in stoner trivia because I'm an innocent lil man who doesn't know any of this stuff.media.tenor.coma dog wearing a yellow shirt , red shorts and a hat is holding a lollipop .ALT: a dog wearing a yellow shirt , red shorts and a hat is holding a lollipop . 070
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Ruh-roh. Trivia tonight is 4/20 themed so your boy is screwed. 280
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Esme hitting the "hell they doin' o'er there?" pose. 1130
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Havent posted engagement bait in a hot minute so figured I'd drop this which I totally didnt steal Which kind of moot am i? 🌀 Friend moot 🎱 Intimidating moot ⭐️ Bestie moot 🗝️ Interesting moot 🖤 Cute moot 😼 Moot i’d interact more with 🕯️ Moot i want to talk to 🦇 Crazy moot 💌 Favorite moot 👹 Loud moot 330
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I just threw the cat toy and it ricocheted off the wall and bonked Esme on the head, then she just sat there like this for a solid 10 seconds. I fear I may have destroyed one of the four remaining brain cells she had. 🥀media.tenor.coma close up of a cat with a loading screen on its headALT: a close up of a cat with a loading screen on its head 0100
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Parenting 101: Always try to exploit your children for profit. She probably tried to write-off the ER trip as a "business expense", too. 050
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Well damn. With that discount I'd be crazy not to buy it. 🙄 2150
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The name your DM comes up with on the fly when you start asking the goblin you captured too many questions. 070
Piss Boy @nogoodatsrleft.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Every day on BlueSky I see someone put words together in a way that I didn't know was possible. 120
