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Noelle

@noellenarwhal.bsky.social
3.6K followers 745 following 96 posts

Whimsical rapscallion. Lover of giggle fits. Silliness connoisseur. Happy to pivot from the bird app

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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
True
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hahaaaaaa! I love you
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I love him
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Patrick @trickybacon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Ladies are we dating the same guy?"
Luigi Mangione serving in a maroon sweater over a white collared shirt, shackled at the waist and flanked by officers.
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ok, wait...i will make concessions for Luigi
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I saw on one of those Facebook groups for women (iykyk) someone was asking about her man, who's in prison, and turns out he's cheating on her with multiple women while he's IN PRISON!! I just gotta say...ladies, I am begging you to raise your standards and ignore these dusty men!!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ok!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'll have to do better next time
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Too harsh?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Thank you!!! You rock too!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
She wants to be liked so bad...and she lashes out at anyone who doesn't like her
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
They are not ok. This one was a weirdo and very confused
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I think it's mostly narcissistic jealousy
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hi Calum m.independent.ie/news/obsessi...
m.independent.ie
Obsessive teen stalker given six-month deferred sentence for ‘harrowing’ harassment of BBC reporter and threats to disfigure RTÉ journalist
An obsessive teenage stalker has been given a six-month deferred sentence and supervised probation for "harrowing" online harassment of a BBC reporter and threats to disfigure an RTÉ journalist.
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
She thinks I'm Irish living in New York?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And very confused
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Cavorting is fun at times
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
She's gonna report me to ICE!!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Girlfriend is having a normal one
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What the heck??
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THAT Gigi. @gigim.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Has anyone shared this here yet? Caryma's fixation on "Antifa Turkey Deliveries" resulted in whatever tf this is 😬 #CarymaNgo #CreepySpouseInDaHouse #Stalking
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
For no reason whatsoever, this song has been stuck in my head
media.tenor.com
a man in a red coat is standing in front of a parade of soldiers and says do you hear the people sing ?
ALT: a man in a red coat is standing in front of a parade of soldiers and says do you hear the people sing ?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Omg
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
That's hilarious
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I realize I haven't seen him in twi years but I feel like I gave him clues that I'm like this
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Cultural enrichment is fun! Please enjoy some unmasked neurospicy office excitement!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Working for an international organization is a trip because I'm visiting my New York office and I dance walked in front of my coworker's (who i talk to daily) office and he looked at me like I had three heads. I guess he didn't realize I'm a dork? And this isn't a regular thing here?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at something with its finger .
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at something with its finger .
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What is in my suitcase? Did I remember to pack pants? Only time will tell
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nope. Empire through Garden
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I love panicking to get out the door for an early morning flight only for the flight to be delayed as soon as I clear security
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You want someone to lie to you?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He blocked me for saying that he was wrong about some tantrum he was throwing over teachers
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Half of a couple I call Yelley has arrived on Bluesky. Rebel News co-founder, Sun columnist, and Doug Ford stenographer Brian Lilley blocked me on Tw*tter for asking about his undisclosed relationship with Ford’s Deputy Chief of Staff, Ivana Yelich. @brianlilley.bsky.social deserves to be blocked.
Left: Brian Lilley
Right: Ivana Yelich
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 16/11/2024
Pierre Poilievre is running a petition opposing Justin Trudeau’s “woke agenda” to force Canadians to “eat bugs”
“We won’t eat bugs”: Pierre Poilievre’s petition opposing Justin Trudeau’s “woke agenda” to force Canadians to “eat bugs”
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Roddy 🇨🇦 @roddyk.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Poilievre has prohibited his MPs from doing anything to support applications for Accelerator Fund applications in their respective ridings, despite the fact that the fund is pouring millions of dollars into communities across the country. www.brandonsun.com/opinion/2024...
brandonsun.com
Opinion: More to the Tory story
Last week, I wrote about Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre’s heavy-handed attempt to prevent members of his caucus from communicating their support for applications to the federal government by com...
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thank you Roy!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Don't give them money
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Boosting!
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Why would anyone listen to a fascist war criminal whose lies killed a million people?
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
David is off the rails right wing. Don't listen to him. He killed people
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
No
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Never have an open mind to David. His lies killed a million people
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
But David's lies killed a million people
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Noelle @noellenarwhal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You're not doing yourself a disservice when you don't interact with fascists
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