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Keeb

@nodogsallowed.bsky.social
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck your family 💔
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My neighbor will come into my fenced yard to play with Bucky and it's so funny to me when I have to wait for them to finish playing. I was gonna give him a bath and ended up sitting on the couch like
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seeing this shit crossfaded is so funny. No. I'm too busy being obsessed with my dog rn
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
About to be bludgeoned with a broom apparently
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today's mood
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My iron, ferritin, and magnesium levels are fine apparently
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I contain multitudes 🙂‍↔️
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Flock Around is so cute
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Good boy tickles my brain so much
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When did my Instagram feed get so horny
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Feels dumb giving my fursonas top surgery scars bc 1. Tattoos covering them 2. There's no way this would be visible under fur
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I put hot glue on a thing, dropped a magnet into the hot glue... Then the magnet flipped over and flew to my hand (hot glue first) because I was holding other magnets. What the actual fuck?
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love claw machines so much. I usually give the plushies to Bucky but this octopus is too cute to be demolished. Both gotten on my first try on each machine ❤️
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Asked our therapist about edmr and aphantasia, which she was unfamiliar with. She asked what it looks like when I close my eyes and imagine myself on a beach. Nothing!!! That's the point
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What happened to my boy
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So excited for my gp to say no (I will ask my endo when I see him next)
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Listen to more full albums + improve my geography seem like really nice goals for the year. I'm already enjoying listening to albums I used to listen to in full a lot and I got myself a lil activity book :3
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Going down memory lane
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
🌘___🌒
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Replacing his to go home clothes in my trunk with a to go bag for a week of inpatient care
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My faves....
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Can y'all imagine how much art I would have drawn to Noah Kahan if he were around while I was an angsty teen
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
*through gritted teeth* I love drawing
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What can I do with 116 testosterone vials
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Finally had a follow up appointment that had a questionnaire to ask about safe sex practices. I paid a lot to be able to remove my condoms answer
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
got a shiny totodile ......... My son
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My mom got a pomeranian mix from the Walmart parking lot today. Look at her
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
How it feels looking for fraudulent charges bc there's no way my dumbass spent that much money (it's always me)
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Spotify did this with WAP when it was popular 💀
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I love this
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Did this person search fp to find this skeet
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I don't even like eurovision so I was confused why my daylist was this...until I realized what I've been listening to
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I love using her as a pillow. She's such a snuggle bug
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Vacation dog! Vacation dog!
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
He was sniffing and I wasn't watching the horses. My partner had to warn me they were coming down the trail full speed. Thankfully they were completely indifferent to us (and Bucky was calm and never made noises/barked at them). Such a cool experience. We walked off the trail but they got so close
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Every night we've been sitting on the docks before bed and ooough it fixed something in me
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Took something that made my meds not work so I was unmedicated for a week. Actual picture of me right before I figured it out
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My brother is so funny. Fuck you
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Some of the wildflower garden.... Love her
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I love thriftshopping
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
"this is my husband, Duke" My brain:
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Oh you know what is up
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I sometimes think about getting the bits on my side covered too but.... Who is going to fuckin notice
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Modern medicine is awesome because what do you mean this was a hole to my guts 2 weeks ago. The others are about the same size and look like cat scratches, but this one doesn't even look like they broke the skin
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Too hairy for the iv tape. Locked down
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Washed and restuffed Philip, who I bought the day before I had top surgery. Post surgery support shark
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My house was build in 1943
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Idk how we fell in love with this creature despite her smelling like cat piss, constantly stress panting her disgusting dog breath all over the house, and both farting and burping with disgusting frequency. Leaving shit for me to find every morning. Love my princess
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
1. I've been hit 2. I dress like a toddler who dresses himself when I do work outside
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