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Keeb

@nodogsallowed.bsky.social
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 1h
he is over 16 years old which means he's been my fursona for over half my life now. edgy 15 yr old angsty teen to 32 year old chill bear
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 1h
one day i'll get the widdle wadder and widdle hitch for my car
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 1h
in case anyone tales me seriously: I routinely call my car "my widdle cowowa" and it's covered in an obscene amount of decals and stickers. Have a rainbow tie dye license plate. Life is too short not to have some fun with your car
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 2h
feeling so #blessed that direct conflicts with strangers don't bother me. i'll talk to a manager. I'll talk to a Karen. I don't care. you mean nothing to me
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 2h
like girl did you not see them move the tape for me? that I stopped to say good morning and chat with them? who makes you the queen of the parking lot lmao
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 2h
I asked who that was and no one knew LOL? like girl. fuck out the way
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 2h
Note: everyone working the parking lot knows me by name, we are acquainted and friendly, and they know my car. Stupid bitch
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 2h
we have another festival today. I was let through two (2) taped off areas by parking attendants (aka people who work in the same building as me). I waited for the person in front of me to park and she started gesturing and pointing at me and sent someone else over to ask who I was.
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm to where I'm paying off my debt with payments 2-4x the minimum each month and adding a little to savings but fuuuck I want it over now
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need like $5k to pay off my debts and buy a new camera lens bc I want to take more wildlife picture. Why are lenses so expensive
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My partner got approved for medicaid and is one step closer to be officially disabled. Let's fucking go
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I laid down in the hammock and woke up 2 hours later. Okay!
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my social life has exploded this year. I reconnected with a friend from high school, who brought me into our local spoken word group. I've been going to other poetry events and one woman shows. I've spent a lot of time in this bookstore so I'm pretty comfortable with the staff. So many new friends
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My life is full because I have developed a friendship with a local bookstore/coffee shop owner and make myself at home. I didn't realize I had abandoned all my things until my partner bright me my shoes, bag, and water bottle. I was just both feet up in a chair hanging out in a corner
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everytime pregnancy comes up I am SO thankful to have been sterilized 🥰 I wonder when I'll stop being thankful
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looking at laptops again and I think I will save for the higher end one. I've worked hard, I can justify treating myself to something so pricy.
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've hit the age where I'll take my laptop outside. I just checked the weather on it :)
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love looking up Spanish words/phrases and getting results en español. I don't know what I expected
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cats have never peed out of the litter box but I have seen so many pics of cats peeing on the keyboards of laptops that I can't leave mine open ever..........what if they pee on my laptop............
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neighbor came home to me smoking weed and birdwatching with both binoculars and my camera. This is who you are so scared of? Weak.
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My mom is so nosey. My sister (who lives with her) was out of work sick for a few days. Before going to bed, my mom cleaned the ash tray. She said she found 11 cigarettes when she woke up. She cleaned the tray and went to work. Said she came back to 47 cigarettes in the ashtray. Which says a lot
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone here play Lingo Legends? I feel like someone mentioned it but I don't remember who
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm getting sick of t-shirts and have been branching out. Got a couple cute button ups today and (!!) some new shorts yay
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought someclothes for the first time in a long time today at the goodwill. I cannot help your family
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck your family 💔
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got a camera back there now and am surprised how often she comes over to spend just a few mins saying hi to him. It's SO sweet. He's trustworthy enough that he won't "escape" or anything so whatever. Come and go as you please. Just latch the gate for the blind one please
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My neighbor will come into my fenced yard to play with Bucky and it's so funny to me when I have to wait for them to finish playing. I was gonna give him a bath and ended up sitting on the couch like
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've been working on her sit/stay and recall. She is so smart
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dog sitting is going so well. She barked SO MUCH the first day but it's actually not that bad. She is crate trained so she's been find with spending time in there when we're not home. Gets along with the cats. She is a cuddly lil thing. More housebroken than I worried about
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seeing this shit crossfaded is so funny. No. I'm too busy being obsessed with my dog rn
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bucky has such a good life. A lot of what I do depends on what he wants to do. He leads walks. He plays in the river until he wants to leave. I take him to Lowes and other pet friendly stores since he likes looking around. He's my hiking & fishing buddy. He has a fenced yard he patrols. Happy boy
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She already got fed dinner by hand with a clicker. If I'm watching her for a week by god she's gonna learn some manners
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm often thankful for living in a home from the 40s that has thick walls and proper insulation but I am, once again, reminded of what a blessing it is now that I'm watching my mom's dog who just. Barks. And barks. And barks.
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Working third shift then 12+ hour shifts nearly every day made me so complacent with being home and not going out. I was just so tired. Then we bought a house, gizmo died (yahoo depression), I had a big surgery, partner had a big manic episode, and then we cut out time and money to see a friend
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Watching my parents' crusty white dog for a week and I can't wait to be sad that it isn't gizmo
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was watching Return to Amish and my partner joined in. It got his ass and we switched to watch breaking Amish so he was caught up on their back stories. I love my trashy Amish shows so much
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Honestly love that I'm the closest to my dad in terms of interests and hobbies. I got his music taste, love fish keeping and fishing, camping/hiking, read similar early American history books, etc. Three sons and I'm the one who is a copy + paste
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mid-life crisis phalloplasty
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pharmacy tried to deliver my meds (twice??) to: [First name] [my email address] [city, state] Before someone called to ask what my address is ???
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But yeah my neighbor knows where buckwheat's toy box is, which means he absolutely led her to it 😭
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Having a killer hit national headlines be caught miles up the road was a little chilling 😀
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OK so it's been long enough for me to say due to a murderer being caught a few miles from my house, I put some more cameras up. And sweet news: my neighbor spends SO much more time in my yard than I realized. She doesn't have dogs and she was invited to spend time with ours as much as she wanted
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gave a client a dollar for the jukebox at the bowling alley and he played Trap Queen by Fetty Wap and the manager queued Come Jesus Come by Cece Winans and that's the funniest thing that will happen this week, easily
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I haven't had tiktok for a few weeks. When does my superiority complex kick in?
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Of course I have cameras so I can see that there was no attempt at delivery (I've gotten it delivered before). Went from "out for delivery" to "returned to pharmacy 😀"
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
CVS decided not to deliver my prescription and took it back to the pharmacy so I'm in limbo without a med that really helps me. F
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love not telling people I'm an artist and then drawing their pet(s). It's so fun
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made a copy cat recipe of the cheesecake factory's brown bread and we are DEMOLISHING it
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I spent 4-5 hours outside today doing yardwork and it looks so damn good out there. It's been either hot or raining so I've done the bare minimum for awhile. It was overdue for a mow. Also got to weed eating, trimming some branches, and picking up branches from the heavy rains/winds. It's so tidy
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Keeb @nodogsallowed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did something happen bc my mom has asked me twice this month if I still get the covid vaccine 🤔
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