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Derwood

@nodamnway.bsky.social
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Culver’s defense militia operator

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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy that YAF of Iowa was excited to bring to IA has such an incredible name. Totally world affirming for me to see this name and this graphic. Tim and Eric shit for real
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think a really great example of this is actually just Resident Evil. Which was an adaptation of the capcom game Sweet Home. Which was an adaptation of the Kiyoshi Kurosawa film of the same title. These dopes don’t even have respect for the founding texts.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This guy is always sleeping in new and innovative ways
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somebody needs to make Rob Sand answer to having the wrong regional bastard name. He is a usurper! He’s stolen the Nixon Lauridsen fortune and aims to steal the throne of Iowa from the true heir, Rob Soil!
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol. Lmao even
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bea loves to hang out at the top of my chair like a parrot
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Would love for anybody to ask Rob Sand if he thinks aid to Israel is an appropriate and worthwhile way to allocate Iowa tax dollars. If so, does he not see that as a massive electoral liability given Israel’s unpopularity amongst voters?
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Look at that form, that is impeccable mansplaining stance. I brought 4 movies to talk about and quickly realized how hard it would be to not go over time. Coulda done the whole thing on Blow Out
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I work at Trader Joe’s and I came up with this game, the “Bubba Gump Game” where you have to name as many shrimp products as you can without stopping, in the affect of Bubba Gump. I think I can name them all at this point
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been a good week! Well. Mostly good. (It’s ok Ridley, you made Alien. You made Bladerunner)
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think Zach Cregger should explain himself less to the dull minded fans and just say “They gave me the keys to the franchise, who the fuck are you?” I think his output is deserving of that attitude. I know that’s not realistic and he’s a nice guy but I just wish he could
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A thing that you have to understand about fans of video games, anime, etc. is that they fundamentally do not understand adaptation. They understand fan service. They want fan service.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Frankie loves the movies! He’s locked in. Didn’t figure him for being into French new wave but I guess he’s even more pretentious than I am
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@rockhardcauc.us listening to the recent episode about bad dem ads, and Grassley posting the modeling ads. Izzy got her wish from early 25
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dead serious question for skateboarders and street BMXers: why do you do it in regular pants. Like jeans and chinos. Belts. I’m not saying get into Lycra. Fuck that. But I’m sure there’s something more comfortable
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Very excited about this
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They closed their set at Mission Creek with Stonefruit and it was unbelievable. My favorite show ever. It was such a treat seeing them live
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Last batch of Criterion for this sale! Will post entire haul later. It’s a good one!!!
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Criterion haul so far this sale! Got a few more on the way in the mail. Really getting after it! Library is growing
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Made it to the 10:30 AM IMAX matinee and the dispensary has good deals today
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh the heat wave is a whole part of the setting! Perfect lol. I was just saying u wanted to rewatch Do The Right Thing because of the current heatwave. Wanted to find other heatwave movies… guess I did!
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Blind bought this movie today and this is a very serendipitous first line, during an early heat wave this year.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Criterion Sale picks so far… still have plenty of time add/remove before I order.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not to shit on OP (pun intended sorry) but I’m going with “the White House fraudulently ordered 10x the amount of porta-potties needed” because someone always leaves tax payers holding the bag in these deals, and at least one person in the Trump admin 100% fucks with a crooked toilet mafioso
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m always a little surprised at how many people go into a community space and loudly complain about it. Just trash talking the thing you’re taking part in? Makes you look like a cynical ass dork
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Idk if I’m prepared for the candidate for Governor of Iowa to be making ranch dressing jokes as Israel threatens to nuke Iran.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I really gotta pay more attention to what you guys are up to because the Dadbod Veteran videos have me in a stranglehold. Like some Lovecraftian totem. I’m totally absorbed by it
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thinking about getting into cheese
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Getting very annoying listening to dumbasses discuss talking with chat bots as though they are talking with God itself. Convening with the divine! And it’s just Google.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Smoked too much I’m goin Dougie Jones
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just walkin around downtown. Just around. Haven’t decided if I am slinking tonight or if I am lumbering.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Astoundingly funny and on the nose story. Daily Wire hires abuser Majors to make an action film after already wasting millions on their Merlin themed Game of Thrones clone. Production crew of the team goes on strike and majors + costar fall out of a window. WOW.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So Jordan Peterson is just on his death bed, huh? Kermit soundin mf is going to CROAK.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It’s biking season again… aside from the obvious, you know what that means it’s time for? BIKEWATCHING. Already seeing a lot of cool wheels around IC today. If your shit is out there locked to a rack and you see me standing there, I am NOT a thief. I am just admiring
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Along with everything else it seems pretty apparent that litter and other visible waste is getting worse and worse
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah this show is such a hilarious and vivid portrait of American psychosis. My jaw was open the entire first episode. I had a hard time sitting still and I exclaimed at each reveal. Wow.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Posting on the local subreddit asking if anyone can show me how to run a basement card table. Just for fun and stuff. Just me and some friends gambling
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Everything sucks rn cause I’m having a difficult time facing the American public. Worst of all, facing myself as the American public. Just going to work I guess. Catching a movie.
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Niche pet peeve is people talking about common wildlife as though it’s unimpressive. Oh? A robin isn’t EXOTIC enough for your attention? You cannot enjoy the splendor of nature if it’s not sufficiently rare? The earths beauty shines upon you and you turn from it! You neglect the bounty it bestows?
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I love shorebirds. The noble Killdeer is an all time favorite bird of mine. Just loogadum
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I just remembered I was at a hockey bar in Minnesota and there was a separate bar counter where they only sold scratch off lotto tickets
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fangirling so hard rn
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Derwood @nodamnway.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Gonna be honest I just don’t have any interest in ever doing a deadlift in my life. Whatever it’s supposed to do just doesn’t really seem worth it
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/01/2026
Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
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