Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After a tedious process, I can estimate that in the past year, I've read the equivalent of 25 novels in the form of HR fanfiction, plus the [redacted] words I wrote. Storygraph thinks I've been reading less than normal this year but I've just been cheating on books with bonus Hollanov stories. 🫣 020
Reposted by Lizziegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible. 4622191311
Reposted by Lizzienatemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet 141311368
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In all the [checks StoryGraph] um... many... romance books I've read, I've hardly *ever* seen a F/M couple decide to not have kids. Give me an epilogue where they travel, build a Lego set together, remodel their kitchen, join a recreational baseball team, idk! Babies aren't mandatory for a HEA. 🙃 020
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Teenage me would've judged the heck out of current me for reading primarily romance books. I mostly stuck to YA and mystery until school squashed my love of reading, but as an adult I don't read either of those very often. 🤷♀️ #bookishQOTD 021
Reposted by LizzieWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise 202603632
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love that when you look around at a renaissance festival, you can see a little kid dressed as a princess, a group of teenage Hobbits, a pierced punk dude in a kilt, and a grandma with fairy wings. Dorkiness and whimsy belong to anyone who wants them. 💞 010
Reposted by LizzieXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119953384
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Labor Day is not an occasion that warrants fireworks! Why are people like this? 020
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Character from the Big City reluctantly spends time in a small town and decides to live there forever" will make me roll my eyes every single time. Have you people not heard of suburbs?? You don't have to pick between downtown NYC and a village with a single grocery store. #booksky #romancereader 040
Reposted by LizzieThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201329888
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026There were 147 spots available at 9:00 and none left by 9:01 🥲 hopefully I can still meet Ali while she's signing and that won't be limited to people who got into the panel 🤞 000
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Reading a Heated Rivalry fic that's mostly great but the author has implied more than once that icing is a penalty. 🫠 Sometimes I wish I knew less about hockey so I could just vibe past inaccuracies in stories... 020
Reposted by LizzieThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223516264
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Double-checking my grocery list against the list of things currently known to be making people sick/dead and even with that fun little complication, I can do it without using AI! ...I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Dystopian Ride 🫠 010
Reposted by LizzieOfficial Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/08/2026For the sake of artists, the planet, and my own sanity, i have to believe that the bubble will pop. I know it will cause some economic problems and people will lose jobs etc. but the world will be better place without gen ai 232845989
Reposted by LizzieJen The Ripper 🔪🩸 @jenbunnee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sincerely, I do not give a fuck what you think Tazz. All reading is valid. The romance genre literally keeps the publishing industry afloat but yes, none of it counts as reading because it’s not high brow enough for people like Tazz here. 5411
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One of my neighbors likes to smoke weed outside around 3-4 AM on weeknights and I have so many questions. I would also love to be able to have my bedroom window open overnight without the cool air being stinky as hell. 😒 000
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've put my Kindle back in jail. 🙃 Forge doesn't work with the break I used, I couldn't read my books with KOReader, and the store/syncing just broke and nobody seemed to know why. Also the tech support Discord is the opposite of beginner friendly so it wasn't worth the hassle. Ah, well. 100
Reposted by LizzieJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Truly a banner year for corporations telling everyone “We’re going to make your life worse, we know you don’t want it, there isn’t anything you can do about it, and fuck you.” 115152
Reposted by LizzieSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.deadline.comNicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh. 1975312844
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I said I hoped a sports league wouldn't start selling Jesus shirts and got this as a reply. 🙄 The players can keep covering themselves in cross logos all they want but the *organization* shouldn't make religious merch. Some of these people get boners from the thought of persecution, I swear. 000
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hysterectomy complete! I wanted so badly to have my husband record a "Will you come to my cottage this summer?" video of me while I was in the recovery room but they just brought me out to him once I was awake. Alas. 120
Reposted by LizzieRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use. 221174413961
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have no idea how "the FMC needs to date the 'bad boy' to fix his image" became such a common trope in hockey romance books because actual hockey players frequently do all kinds of horrible things and the NHL doesn't give a shit 🙃 #booksky #romancereader 180
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I organize mine by genre! There are a few preorders coming that will prompt some shuffling but this is the current setup of my physical library. 💕 #booksky #romancereader 0130
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Having surgery soon and I've got a checklist of things to do in preparation, like clean the shower, move my pajamas from the bottom drawer to a non-bending height, and make a list of which of my books are signed/special editions in case I die and my husband wants to sell them. Very normal. 121
Reposted by LizzieHeated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026🚨 YAGA TRAILER IS HERE “Her voice will haunt you. From the home of #HeatedRivalry, comes #YAGA. The new Crave Original mystery thriller series premieres this October on Crave.” via cravecanada 512046
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 25/07/202620-something years ago, I would get phone calls (on the family landline!) from my friends when they needed help in a Nancy Drew game. Today, my nephews and mom called so I could help them figure out how to get Nancy to scuba dive. 🥹static.klipy.comTevye (Chaim Topol) Dancing: Tradition!Alt: Tevye (Chaim Topol) dancing and singing during the song Tradition from Fiddler On The Roof. He's in a barn, wiggling his arms and torso. 000
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Mr. Lizzie, telling me things he learned about a hockey player: "...and he only had three..." [paused to think of the word] Me, internally: assault charges? DUIs? 🍇 accusations? Him: "uh, times he defended a 🍇ist." Me: "Ah. Yeah, that checks out." Hockey culture is ~toxic as hellllll~ 000
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe it's because I don't have kids but I like flooring that's at least sorta light. I want to be able to see if there's something that should be cleaned and, more importantly, I want to be able to see spiders. Half my house has floor the exact brown as the main local spiders and I hate it so much. 000
Reposted by LizzieJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I really have to commend Al Gore for his restraint because if I was in his shoes I would be well into the fifth year of my worldwide “I Fucking Told You So” lecture tour 127248
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just witnessed someone who was looking for Heated Rivalry fanfic recommendations get a comment that they should start reading H*rry P*tt*r fics?? 🤢 One series is about queer joy and inclusion, the other was written by someone who is actively, happily harming queer people. What the actual hell. 240
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026very fun and cool that I keep being asked to do things, I do the thing even though it's super inconvenient, and then the person who asked says they don't actually need the thing for several more hours I'm just gonna scream into this pillow for entirely unrelated reasons 010
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Happy 5th wedding anniversary to my close personal friends Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov 🥹 030
Reposted by Lizzie🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 09/07/2026The "creatives" who use genAI at any part of their process need to understand I'm not desperate for new media. There is such a backlog of arts, movies, books, and games WITHOUT genAI that if nothing new was made again, I'd still need a hundred lifetimes to consume even a fraction of it. 11966767
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm having my fence replaced and today the crew took down the old one but no new fencing is up yet so my overgrown mess of a backyard is just visible for everyone to see 🙈 oops 010
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026AI customer service chatbots are such a mess. I'm sure they can be useful for simple situations and might save the customer service people some time but I feel like they mostly just waste the customer's time by repeatedly failing to solve the problem or understand what you need. 🫠 000
Reposted by Lizziesa’qati ❋ @omodei.co · 03/07/2026im so over the concept of fireworks. they’re overpriced explosives that ppl stupidly play with. they leave residue and trash everywhere. animals of all varieties have no idea what’s happening. people with ptsd suffer. ppl lose homes, fingers and eyes due to reckless usage. none of its appealing 0284
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hold Me Like A Grudge by Celine Ong is out today and since I loved the ARC I'm here to yell at people to read it! It's got some Heated Rivalry vibes but with less spice and the guys are wrestlers (a heel and a face 👀). #romancelandia #booksky 170
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The emotional whiplash I got from this announcement... so much hype seeing that Love, Theoretically will get a movie and then immediate disgust that C*leen H**ver will be involved. Free our girl Ali from that human trash bag!! #booksky #romancereader 0153
Reposted by LizzieHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243375590
Reposted by LizzieLauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts 196133276754
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Successfully jailbroke my Kindle!! ....I don't actually know what to do next because I wasn't sure if I'd ever be able to make that happen. 😅 #bookskystatic.klipy.comStuck Nemo: Now What?Alt: A gif from the ending of Finding Nemo. The fish from the dentist's aquarium successfully made it into the water but they're all in individual bags. One says, "Now what?" 120
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026If you like Pokémon and laughing but you aren't subscribed to @deliciousjames.bsky.social on YouTube, what are you even doing?? Happy 6th channel birthday to Shannon & Peter! 🎉 Behold my silly, thematic nail art. 030
Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sooo idk who in the Banana Ball organization needs to hear this, but all six teams have fans, not just the Savannah Bananas. They're my least favorite of the league at this point. If it's a Clowns headliner game, let the Clowns *be* the headliner, even if it means the Nanners have to shush. 010
Reposted by LizzieAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools. 6535721107