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Lizzie

@nocturnalizzie.bsky.social
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Probably posting about books, nails, video games, cats, and/or baking. She/her

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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After a tedious process, I can estimate that in the past year, I've read the equivalent of 25 novels in the form of HR fanfiction, plus the [redacted] words I wrote. Storygraph thinks I've been reading less than normal this year but I've just been cheating on books with bonus Hollanov stories. 🫣
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In all the [checks StoryGraph] um... many... romance books I've read, I've hardly *ever* seen a F/M couple decide to not have kids. Give me an epilogue where they travel, build a Lego set together, remodel their kitchen, join a recreational baseball team, idk! Babies aren't mandatory for a HEA. 🙃
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teenage me would've judged the heck out of current me for reading primarily romance books. I mostly stuck to YA and mystery until school squashed my love of reading, but as an adult I don't read either of those very often. 🤷‍♀️ #bookishQOTD
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise
Several bunnies stand at a campfire in the woods at night. One small bunny has a fearful look as they try to tell the others about something. The other bunnies around the fire have a mix of skepticism and surprise on their faces. In the background, a dark shadow of a mothman, with red glowing eyes, is visible.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love that when you look around at a renaissance festival, you can see a little kid dressed as a princess, a group of teenage Hobbits, a pierced punk dude in a kilt, and a grandma with fairy wings. Dorkiness and whimsy belong to anyone who wants them. 💞
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Labor Day is not an occasion that warrants fireworks! 🫩 Why are people like this?
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Character from the Big City reluctantly spends time in a small town and decides to live there forever" will make me roll my eyes every single time. Have you people not heard of suburbs?? You don't have to pick between downtown NYC and a village with a single grocery store. 🫩 #booksky #romancereader
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There were 147 spots available at 9:00 and none left by 9:01 🥲 hopefully I can still meet Ali while she's signing and that won't be limited to people who got into the panel 🤞
A screenshot from the Toledo Romance-con website showing that the author talk event with Adriana Herrera and Ali Hazelwood is full.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reading a Heated Rivalry fic that's mostly great but the author has implied more than once that icing is a penalty. 🫠 Sometimes I wish I knew less about hockey so I could just vibe past inaccuracies in stories...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Double-checking my grocery list against the list of things currently known to be making people sick/dead and even with that fun little complication, I can do it without using AI! ...I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Dystopian Ride 🫠
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/08/2026
For the sake of artists, the planet, and my own sanity, i have to believe that the bubble will pop. I know it will cause some economic problems and people will lose jobs etc. but the world will be better place without gen ai
Re-drawing based on the scene from Emperor’s New Groove, where a squirrel threatens to pop a balloon. Text says “pop the bubble, fuck ai”
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Jen The Ripper 🔪🩸 @jenbunnee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sincerely, I do not give a fuck what you think Tazz. All reading is valid. The romance genre literally keeps the publishing industry afloat but yes, none of it counts as reading because it’s not high brow enough for people like Tazz here.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my neighbors likes to smoke weed outside around 3-4 AM on weeknights and I have so many questions. I would also love to be able to have my bedroom window open overnight without the cool air being stinky as hell. 😒
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've put my Kindle back in jail. 🙃 Forge doesn't work with the break I used, I couldn't read my books with KOReader, and the store/syncing just broke and nobody seemed to know why. Also the tech support Discord is the opposite of beginner friendly so it wasn't worth the hassle. Ah, well.
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Truly a banner year for corporations telling everyone “We’re going to make your life worse, we know you don’t want it, there isn’t anything you can do about it, and fuck you.”
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
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Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I said I hoped a sports league wouldn't start selling Jesus shirts and got this as a reply. 🙄 The players can keep covering themselves in cross logos all they want but the *organization* shouldn't make religious merch. Some of these people get boners from the thought of persecution, I swear.
A screenshot of a comment on a Facebook post. In response to me, some dude said, "so you are bothered by people showing their outward celebration of their faith in Jesus?"
That is not, in fact, what I was saying. Someone had said they wanted official team-themed Jesus merch and I had said I would find that very weird and off-putting.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hysterectomy complete! I wanted so badly to have my husband record a "Will you come to my cottage this summer?" video of me while I was in the recovery room but they just brought me out to him once I was awake. Alas.
A selfie from the pre-surgery waiting zone. I have my hair in pigtail braids and I look somewhat distressed. My blue hospital gown has some sticky monitor things poking out of it.My legs in the hospital gown, anti-clot squeezey things, and yellow grippy socks. I'm laying in a hospital bed with a giant remote thing on my lap. The striped curtain to my area is pushed halfway open and various hospital-ish stuff is visible in the hallway.A selfie taken in a wheelchair while I was incredibly groggy post-surgery. My eyes are closed and my right hand is doing a peace sign because even while my brain is barely functioning, that is my instinct as a millennial. I've changed into a blue tie-dye nightgown and have a white hospital blanket around my shoulders because I was shivering from the anesthesia.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have no idea how "the FMC needs to date the 'bad boy' to fix his image" became such a common trope in hockey romance books because actual hockey players frequently do all kinds of horrible things and the NHL doesn't give a shit 🙃 #booksky #romancereader
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I organize mine by genre! There are a few preorders coming that will prompt some shuffling but this is the current setup of my physical library. 💕 #booksky #romancereader
A white Billy bookcase from IKEA with a colorful assortment of books and little decorations. The feet of some plushies are visible above the top shelf, which houses contemporary romance and dark(ish) romance. The second shelf is full of hockey romance and has decorations themed around real and fictional hockey stuff. The third and fourth shelves have romantasy along with some thematic plushies (an otter in a high-vis vest, two dragons, a bat, and Kingsley the sign-wielding frog). Shelf five has paranormal romance and some that aren't quite fantasy/paranormal but sort of fit the category anyway. The bottom shelf has YA paranormal/romantasy books and also an old paperback of Game of Thrones.A second white Billy bookcase, to the right of the first one. The top two shelves have different iterations of Nancy Drew books, including two in Norwegian, which I do not speak. Shelf three has lots of Mary Higgins Clark mysteries and some miscellaneous things. The fourth has books from my aunt Janette, her son James, a guy named Parker I knew in college, and then a bunch of historical romances involving Scotland, including the Outlander series. Shelf five has a Vancouver Storm PR box and some bookmarks, stickers, and art related to the series as well as some special editions, a physical ARC, and my accidental second copy of Heated Rivalry. The bottom shelf has miscellaneous books (some of which are my husband's) and some non-romance YA.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Having surgery soon and I've got a checklist of things to do in preparation, like clean the shower, move my pajamas from the bottom drawer to a non-bending height, and make a list of which of my books are signed/special editions in case I die and my husband wants to sell them. Very normal.
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Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🚨 YAGA TRAILER IS HERE “Her voice will haunt you. From the home of #HeatedRivalry, comes #YAGA. The new Crave Original mystery thriller series premieres this October on Crave.” via cravecanada
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
20-something years ago, I would get phone calls (on the family landline!) from my friends when they needed help in a Nancy Drew game. Today, my nephews and mom called so I could help them figure out how to get Nancy to scuba dive. 🥹
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Tevye (Chaim Topol) Dancing: Tradition!
Alt: Tevye (Chaim Topol) dancing and singing during the song Tradition from Fiddler On The Roof. He's in a barn, wiggling his arms and torso.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mr. Lizzie, telling me things he learned about a hockey player: "...and he only had three..." [paused to think of the word] Me, internally: assault charges? DUIs? 🍇 accusations? Him: "uh, times he defended a 🍇ist." Me: "Ah. Yeah, that checks out." Hockey culture is ~toxic as hellllll~
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe it's because I don't have kids but I like flooring that's at least sorta light. I want to be able to see if there's something that should be cleaned and, more importantly, I want to be able to see spiders. Half my house has floor the exact brown as the main local spiders and I hate it so much.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I really have to commend Al Gore for his restraint because if I was in his shoes I would be well into the fifth year of my worldwide “I Fucking Told You So” lecture tour
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just witnessed someone who was looking for Heated Rivalry fanfic recommendations get a comment that they should start reading H*rry P*tt*r fics?? 🤢 One series is about queer joy and inclusion, the other was written by someone who is actively, happily harming queer people. What the actual hell.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
very fun and cool that I keep being asked to do things, I do the thing even though it's super inconvenient, and then the person who asked says they don't actually need the thing for several more hours I'm just gonna scream into this pillow for entirely unrelated reasons
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy 5th wedding anniversary to my close personal friends Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov 🥹
A screenshot from the fifth episode of the Crave TV show Heated Rivalry. Shane Hollander (Hudson Williams) is being kissed on the cheek/helmet by Ilya Rozanov (Connor Storrie) during an All-Stars hockey game in which they are playing on the same team.
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 09/07/2026
The "creatives" who use genAI at any part of their process need to understand I'm not desperate for new media. There is such a backlog of arts, movies, books, and games WITHOUT genAI that if nothing new was made again, I'd still need a hundred lifetimes to consume even a fraction of it.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm having my fence replaced and today the crew took down the old one but no new fencing is up yet so my overgrown mess of a backyard is just visible for everyone to see 🙈 oops
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AI customer service chatbots are such a mess. I'm sure they can be useful for simple situations and might save the customer service people some time but I feel like they mostly just waste the customer's time by repeatedly failing to solve the problem or understand what you need. 🫠
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sa’qati ❋ @omodei.co · 03/07/2026
im so over the concept of fireworks. they’re overpriced explosives that ppl stupidly play with. they leave residue and trash everywhere. animals of all varieties have no idea what’s happening. people with ptsd suffer. ppl lose homes, fingers and eyes due to reckless usage. none of its appealing
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hold Me Like A Grudge by Celine Ong is out today and since I loved the ARC I'm here to yell at people to read it! It's got some Heated Rivalry vibes but with less spice and the guys are wrestlers (a heel and a face 👀). #romancelandia #booksky
The cover of Hold Me Like A Grudge by Celine Ong, showing Asher and Caleb chained together with collars for wrestling purposes.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The emotional whiplash I got from this announcement... so much hype seeing that Love, Theoretically will get a movie and then immediate disgust that C*leen H**ver will be involved. Free our girl Ali from that human trash bag!! #booksky #romancereader
A screenshot of an Instagram post which is a screenshot of a Deadline announcement. The headline says, "Colleen Hoover Producing Ali Hazelwood's Bestseller 'Love, Theoretically' At Amazon MGM Studios; Sofia Alvarez Directing." The article is by Anthony D'Alessandro and was published June 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM (unknown time zone). There's a photo of Sofia Alvarez, the cover of the book, and another photo of Colleen Hoover and Lauren Levine (another producer for the movie).
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Successfully jailbroke my Kindle!! ....I don't actually know what to do next because I wasn't sure if I'd ever be able to make that happen. 😅 #booksky
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Stuck Nemo: Now What?
Alt: A gif from the ending of Finding Nemo. The fish from the dentist's aquarium successfully made it into the water but they're all in individual bags. One says, "Now what?"
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you like Pokémon and laughing but you aren't subscribed to @deliciousjames.bsky.social on YouTube, what are you even doing?? Happy 6th channel birthday to Shannon & Peter! 🎉 Behold my silly, thematic nail art.
My left hand with my nails painted to represent various things from the DeliciousJames channel. My thumb is light green with the channel logo, a controller with an egg on top. My pointer finger is blue with an Ekans poking out of a pot. My middle finger is orange with three shapes (a yellow oval, green... rounded rectangle?, and a small red oval) that look vaguely like an Appletun. My ring finger is purple with a faceless Officer Jenny doing a T-pose. My pinky is red with a Pokéball, like the "Fakemon for Pokéball" option from quizzes.
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Lizzie @nocturnalizzie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sooo idk who in the Banana Ball organization needs to hear this, but all six teams have fans, not just the Savannah Bananas. They're my least favorite of the league at this point. If it's a Clowns headliner game, let the Clowns *be* the headliner, even if it means the Nanners have to shush.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.
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