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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG

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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“ONE DAY YOU WOKE UP AND THERE WAS LIKE THIS FROG ON YOU. YOU WERE ALL STARTLED AND SAID "WUHH!!!" AS YOU GENTLY PUT THE FROG OUTSIDE IN HORROR.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genius youtube.com/watch?v=MItQ...
m.youtube.com
Mega Man Genius
YouTube video by Jailhouse Gamez
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“IF YOU OPEN THE LETTER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAILED SPIKES AND YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPIKES.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Robert also occasionally woke up on the sofa after his afternoon nap to find Mr. Cuddles kneading about on his body. Robert was certain that this was not a display of affection, but a clever technique in which Mr. Cuddles very subtlety checked his internal organs for weaknesses.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.”
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
(Last Train to Memphis) eat your Miiinecraft banana and you’ll be an epic gamer
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“THE PEOPLE TRIED TO MAKE A PLANE THAT COULD SAVE THEM BUT IN THE END IT TURNED OUT THAT THE PILOT WAS A HEADLESS ALLIGATOR THE WHOLE TIME. ALSO HE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“DAY TWO. ME AND THE HERON WILL GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOUR NOT IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE A REALLY BIG MESS OF YOUR POTS AND PANS AND UTENSILS.”
THE HERON
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky time
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s hard not to post a quote from every weird story he reads
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I’ve had a hell of a week. I felt so great. I walked the halls like a big shot. I’m sure I looked smug. That’s why Jack challenged me.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Dimentio8 has recently received a new computer and bought Minecraft one year later. Dimentio8 checked to make sure if it was haunted. It was seemingly not haunted. Dimentio8 saw a picture of a boy and jumped.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pablo.
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Out Of Context Creepypastas @ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Creepypasta: Dead Austin
Pablo.
The image has text that reads: "You, sir, should unmask"
The episode’s title was Dead Austin. It was about
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my abilitys aqua computer virus exit the tv screen into real world gets more halloween candy good at chess and checkers
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@mario @luigi @REDACTED Its my birthday
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
soon there will be halloween scary
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is really good, actually
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GIGANTIC Peter Parker Skinwalker from the PS5 version of Insomniac Spider-Man 1 on the streets of New York, with a blurry lifebar that says big pater

There's a small Spider-Man (Miles Morales) swinging towards him

A bad MS Paint speech bubble coming out of Peter says: guy gotta do what a guy gotta do,
(slightly bigger text) mile
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meant for 9/11 but forgor :(
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“So after some creepy stuff happened there was a final mission: Crash into the Twin Towers. So I went and did it. Then I had finished the game.”
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virtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yokai trio
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
buddy i haven't even played aqua aqua
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is from a Street Fighter pasta btw
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I was reflecting on what happened, when I heard Succabus's voice again. She said "Don't forget your souvenir!" A pair of panties flew and landed on my head”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“I thought I had put all of the pieces together, and I now believed that the return of Reznor to the Mario series had caused all of this. I did a speedrun through all of the levels up to the next level with a Reznor boss fight in it and prepared for the worst.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"I jumped out of my seat. Was Happy a death bringer in the form of an apple? Or was he a master predictor? If that episode somehow predicted 9/11-"
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"’Don't bang my aunt’, said Spider-Man. ‘OK penis parker’, said venom. Then venom threw Spider-Man of the roof.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Charlie Kirk bursts into the room and says, ’And I'm Charlie!‘ Skeleton Peter unties himself, stands up, and sings and dances to surfin' bird while Ben and Charlie join in.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I ever stop posting assume it’s because the creepypasta fucko of your choice Got me
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For a brief moment in 2015, Undertale was free to install via Softendo. These images are the only proof of its existence.
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“I grew somewhat bored of the dull, listless droning of hating this game, adoring another. Break the monotony with something mediocre, but altogether leaving my thirst unquenced.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Copy #40. It seems like Mario is still able to do things like collect stars in the hellish textured land. Notice Mario giving the middle finger instead of a peace sign. Was this intentional?”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"My jaw just dropped as another message popped up. 'Didn't really have anything against Silver...except for how dumb he is.'"
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Game: The Mountains and Valleys Console: Xbox One Created by: avgn1 Uploaded on: May 29th, 2014
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Megaman is a great game, and everyone can agree with that.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“The hat is now devouring my head, now I'm dead.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Something caught my eye. I paused and looked closely at the vomit and there was the face of Hitler.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“He spoke in the chat: ‘I am coming for you, unless you can find Notch, and kill him, for me.’”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“My Grandfather Forgot My Birthday. So he got me a present. What was that present? A present that almost killed me. He got me an Emerson 26 LCD TV. It was pretty cool.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“I'm eating an orange whenever it appears in the middle because I always have an obsession whenever a fruit appears.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“It all makes sense now. Kirby's 'Epic' Yarn isn't just some kid's game where you can't actually die, but an allegory for Satan in HELL.”
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GB @gorryb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hide and Seek #Deltarune
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
off god…
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Author's notes: This is essentially a "reverse Joker" story about Jeff the Killer. Could an irredeemable monster like Jeff ever stop killing? A similar to the concept of Anakin leaving the dark side in Return of the Jedi.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ON GOD???
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Julia!! 💥 @eviljulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Youtube shorts are the worst why do i keep using that
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“You chose if you want to belive this or not. fyi. The rom was deleted for some mystery reasson JIMMY WAS FOND DEAD 4 DAYS LATER - The police”
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