Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 16hWHY ARE PEOPLE STILL WEARING FLIP FLOPS OUT HERE??? SUMMER IS OVER ACCEPT IT!!!!!static.klipy.comEthan Klein's Fall Girl Dance AestheticALT: Ethan Klein's Fall Girl Dance Aesthetic 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Conspiracy theory. Mitch McConnell has been casting some kinda sacrificial magic to extend his life. Lindsey graham was his first victim and then he moved on to white people that black people love.static.klipy.comCharlie Day as Charlie Kelly: Conspiracy BoardALT: Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly: Conspiracy Board 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sending just a dick pic means nothing. Say something. " hey wanna suck this dick?" . Will that work on me? 9/10 no but better than just a dic Pic.static.klipy.comWoman Says 'Do Better'ALT: Woman Says 'Do Better' 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This type of heat that make you sweat profusely when doing things that don't normally make you sweat is pissing me off.static.klipy.comMan's Annoyed Face ReactionALT: Man's Annoyed Face Reaction 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That IsALT: The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Im gonna sound bitchy saying this but don't be fucking asking me " what are you looking for" . Its right there in my profile , 3 simple things . Now if it was blank then sure ask away but its nomedia.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd of people .ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd of people . 010
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This abusive ass relationship i have with the gym. I leave the gym feeling beat tf up and yet I keep coming back.media.tenor.coma penguin holding a dumbbell and a slice of pizza with the word pengu on the bottomALT: a penguin holding a dumbbell and a slice of pizza with the word pengu on the bottom 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 30/03/2026media.tenor.coma group of people are standing in a field with their arms in the air and a man standing on top of a truck .ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with their arms in the air and a man standing on top of a truck . 010
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 19/03/2026media.tenor.coma man and a woman are running down a hallway with a bet logo in the backgroundALT: a man and a woman are running down a hallway with a bet logo in the background 010
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My valentines gift to myself, cause my future husband is out there mouth harassing a hamburger 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Blue sky how do you not have the gif of Durand running with joy for that grammy????media.tenor.coma man and a woman are running down a hallway with a bet logo in the backgroundALT: a man and a woman are running down a hallway with a bet logo in the background 100
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026They did such a bad fucking job of cleaning up the snow. Out here climbing every mountain just to cross the fucking street. The hills are alive with the sound of my ankles breaking!media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress is dancing on a hillALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a hill 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The mta police out here doing there job....on MLK day......media.tenor.coma man wearing a suit and tie says that 's pretty racistALT: a man wearing a suit and tie says that 's pretty racist 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Its that time of year again. Achievement Unlocked: Reached level 34. 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/12/2025WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KOVU ISN'T SCAR'S BIOLOGICAL SON??????? I DEMAND A DNA TEST DISNEY !!!!!!!media.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is talking on a television screen .ALT: a man in a black shirt is talking on a television screen . 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Me and gym friend walking towards the door to exit the studio Gym friend: oh there's my gym crush. As we are literally walking out the door she whispers " I hope he doesn't have a small penis" Me: 110
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/11/2025And he looks at me, and i look him, and he looks at me AND I LOOK AT HIMMMMM 010
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Probably not an original idea but has anyone done a drag performance as betelgeuse singing " Say my name" ? 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 28/10/2025This is only half accurate. You usually start from a biblically accurate Angel then make it fabulous. 010
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Walking to the bus Random skinny old man : lose some weight. Me : * keeps walking * What i should have said. " maybe you should gain some ya boney fuck before the wind carries you far far away" 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is giving the middle finger and says " you better work "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving the middle finger and says " you better work " 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Clair obscur expedition 33 hot take. Renoir's second battle theme is better than the final boss theme. The final boss theme is great, but the second one is bettermedia.tenor.coma woman in a white shirt is holding a cup of coffeeALT: a woman in a white shirt is holding a cup of coffee 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The religious people out here , screaming into thier microphones, tryna shove the wrong Jesus down my throat. But id be the weird one if i was yelling bout sucking dick 🙄 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Make it make sense. Grindr ad : YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MENOPAUSE CAUSE PLAYING THIS GAME RELEASES DOPAMINE WHICH CURES MENOPAUSE 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Just beat Clair obscur. Both endings are right but the consequences make ya feel bad. Love this game but goddammitmedia.tenor.coma man with his eyes closed says " my emotions " in front of red seatsALT: a man with his eyes closed says " my emotions " in front of red seats 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Its Fucking cold out here and my future husband is out there mouth harassing a hamburger or something 😒 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Gonna sound odd but my biggest problem with cutting my hair/shaving is all the compliments. Oh you look so nice etc etc. So I was ugly before then is what your saying? 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025When u unconsciously reach and play with ur hair but remember you got a haircut.media.tenor.coma man in a suit says oh right in front of himALT: a man in a suit says oh right in front of him 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Ya ever just look at a tall mother fucker and say " why the fuck are you so tall? " . 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 01/05/202519 months. Honestly feeling a little burnout but I'll get through it. 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Saw a tiktok bout a wife doing that " im so hungry i could eat" trend to see her husband's reaction. In this case it was the football player Ceedee Lamb. Looked him up and i get it. However WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MAN IS ONLY 26?????????????????????????????media.tenor.coma cartoon of a cat covering its face with its hands .ALT: a cartoon of a cat covering its face with its hands . 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Taps, woofs, waves oh my. Tf do you want.media.tenor.coma grinch says " what do you want " in green textALT: a grinch says " what do you want " in green text 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Sometimes you gotta get in your feelings for a few minutes and then get tf over it.media.tenor.coma cartoon dog wearing sunglasses is sitting in a room with flames behind him .ALT: a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses is sitting in a room with flames behind him . 000
Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Approaching me in the locker room when i dont know you is the worst. Don't do it.media.tenor.coma woman says " do n't do that " while wearing a gold dressALT: a woman says " do n't do that " while wearing a gold dress 000