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Noc DaMage

@nocdamage.bsky.social
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Conspiracy theory. Mitch McConnell has been casting some kinda sacrificial magic to extend his life. Lindsey graham was his first victim and then he moved on to white people that black people love.
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Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly: Conspiracy Board
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sending just a dick pic means nothing. Say something. " hey wanna suck this dick?" . Will that work on me? 9/10 no but better than just a dic Pic.
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Woman Says 'Do Better'
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This type of heat that make you sweat profusely when doing things that don't normally make you sweat is pissing me off.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fuck humidity, I wanna go back to spring or fall.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wtf is Madonna doing on grindr?
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Im gonna sound bitchy saying this but don't be fucking asking me " what are you looking for" . Its right there in my profile , 3 simple things . Now if it was blank then sure ask away but its no
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a man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd of people .
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This abusive ass relationship i have with the gym. I leave the gym feeling beat tf up and yet I keep coming back.
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a penguin holding a dumbbell and a slice of pizza with the word pengu on the bottom
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Seriously......
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My valentines gift to myself, cause my future husband is out there mouth harassing a hamburger
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Blue sky how do you not have the gif of Durand running with joy for that grammy????
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a man and a woman are running down a hallway with a bet logo in the background
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They did such a bad fucking job of cleaning up the snow. Out here climbing every mountain just to cross the fucking street. The hills are alive with the sound of my ankles breaking!
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a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a hill
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The mta police out here doing there job....on MLK day......
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a man wearing a suit and tie says that 's pretty racist
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Its that time of year again. Achievement Unlocked: Reached level 34.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas!!
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KOVU ISN'T SCAR'S BIOLOGICAL SON??????? I DEMAND A DNA TEST DISNEY !!!!!!!
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a man in a black shirt is talking on a television screen .
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Me and gym friend walking towards the door to exit the studio Gym friend: oh there's my gym crush. As we are literally walking out the door she whispers " I hope he doesn't have a small penis" Me:
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Probably not an original idea but has anyone done a drag performance as betelgeuse singing " Say my name" ?
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Walking to the bus Random skinny old man : lose some weight. Me : * keeps walking * What i should have said. " maybe you should gain some ya boney fuck before the wind carries you far far away"
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Clair obscur expedition 33 hot take. Renoir's second battle theme is better than the final boss theme. The final boss theme is great, but the second one is better
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a woman in a white shirt is holding a cup of coffee
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The summer got me fucked up but 22 months.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The religious people out here , screaming into thier microphones, tryna shove the wrong Jesus down my throat. But id be the weird one if i was yelling bout sucking dick 🙄
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
21 months.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Make it make sense. Grindr ad : YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MENOPAUSE CAUSE PLAYING THIS GAME RELEASES DOPAMINE WHICH CURES MENOPAUSE
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
20 months, and its pride.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Why do people have the worst timing 😑.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Just beat Clair obscur. Both endings are right but the consequences make ya feel bad. Love this game but goddammit
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a man with his eyes closed says " my emotions " in front of red seats
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Its Fucking cold out here and my future husband is out there mouth harassing a hamburger or something 😒
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Gonna sound odd but my biggest problem with cutting my hair/shaving is all the compliments. Oh you look so nice etc etc. So I was ugly before then is what your saying?
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When u unconsciously reach and play with ur hair but remember you got a haircut.
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a man in a suit says oh right in front of him
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Ya ever just look at a tall mother fucker and say " why the fuck are you so tall? " .
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
19 months. Honestly feeling a little burnout but I'll get through it.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Saw a tiktok bout a wife doing that " im so hungry i could eat" trend to see her husband's reaction. In this case it was the football player Ceedee Lamb. Looked him up and i get it. However WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MAN IS ONLY 26?????????????????????????????
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a cartoon of a cat covering its face with its hands .
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Taps, woofs, waves oh my. Tf do you want.
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a grinch says " what do you want " in green text
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sometimes you gotta get in your feelings for a few minutes and then get tf over it.
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a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses is sitting in a room with flames behind him .
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Approaching me in the locker room when i dont know you is the worst. Don't do it.
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a woman says " do n't do that " while wearing a gold dress
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Saw a squirrel today. Kinda forgot they existed
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Older Spanish lady comes up to me speaking Spanish, I tell her my classic " no habla Español, no intiendo Español ". Why she looked so offended.
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a man with a beard has a tattoo on his chest that says ' a ' on it
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
7 years as a zumba instructor. To many more.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Tf is the point of insurance if they don't take it/ doesn't get you good quality stuff.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In the house my body is fine. The minute i step outside all the achs and pains want to hit. Tf is your problem body?
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
17 months.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Shhhh i didn't forget my 16 months at the gym photo
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Abrakadabra!!! YAS GAGA!!!! And yes im fully aware thats not how its spell
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a cartoon character with a gold coin with the letter b on it
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Its crazy how much of a difference 10° makes.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I got it in black too. And short sleeve. Cause why not.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Little b-day gift to myself. Gengar is one of my top 5 favorite pokemon, and purple is my favorite color.
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I got that 🎂 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂. #happybirthdaytome2025
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Noc DaMage @nocdamage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Its my birthday 🎂 ( a nice quiet one). Treated myself to a nice lunch, searching Amazon for gifts , ANNND teaching zumba with a stuffy nose 😜.
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