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@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
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L | good omens | no-birdstofly @ tumblr, nobirdstofly elsewhere | she/her, 30s, queer | 🔞 | sommelier of p*rn & vibes | I recently adopted kittens so I post about them a lot 🐈‍⬛ | archiveofourown.org/users/nobirdstofly | ko-fi.com/nobirdstofly

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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 8h
a hex for you
hex, a black cat, looking extremely alert in his cat toy tunnel
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a friend’s birthday party is tonight and it’s going to be 101 today and the gc is popping off with people trying to figure out how to look nice without melting
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm experiencing that kind of anxiety that's just, like. straight vibration. brain goes brr but not for fun reasons (it will all be FINE it's just a lot of stuff piling up and a lot that's out of my hands so it feels crushing. once i can start checking some stuff off, we'll be golden. ish.)
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
blows my mind when I see people texting or watching videos at the nail salon. what do you mean you’re not taking this time to pretend your phone doesn’t exist?? I’m either chatting with the tech or blissfully zoning tf out
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you bring an iced coffee to an exorcism
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish everyone getting on elevators understood that, somerimes, arguably often, there are also people taking to get off the elevator. don’t immediately rush on and block the exiters this may shock you, but 100% of people who get on elevators also have to get off of them
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/09/2026
They're planning to permanently close the Academy of Natural Sciences; the oldest natural history museum in all of the Americas. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
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The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went to the grocery earlier with the express purpose of Snacks and I returned with only one box of cheese crackers. really need someone else to be in charge, please
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Naniiebim Store open! @naniiebim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
02/04/20 #naniiebimGOart #goodomens That sofa.
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as we enter sweater weather, and thus cold season, here is your PSA that honey doesn’t expire you just need to decrystallize it 🐝
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
✨
photo of a baking sheet with unbaked cookies and cooling racks with baked ones
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unexpectedly had a free afternoon so I opened a bottle of wine from last year’s solvang trip and am trying out a modified cookie recipe
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as spooky season settles in, here's my v subjective ranking for 2026 horror movies so far 🧵 Resident Evil Obsession Buddy Undertone Passenger Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Send Help 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Hokum Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Backrooms Lee Cronin's The Mummy
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
resident evil is SO FUCKING AMAZING. I can’t wait to see it again asap
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just saw a “we die like” ao3 tag referencing an actual, real life human who passed what the fuck
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been feeling extremely meh the last couple of days but POSITIVES: I am reading two good books (something wicked this way comes + dead beat), it’s friday, there’s new traitors + taskmaster to watch, I have friend plans this weekend, and there’s a new tiny wild cat in the world
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🌿 Ingrid Skogstad 🌿 comms open @ingridskogstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A new feline species has been discovered in the cloud forests of Bolivia! It was named Leopardus tilcayo, or the Tilcayo tiger cat. I'm so excited for this little kitty! Have a fanart | #tilcayo #cats #feralart #art #digitalart #Leopardus_tilcayo #Leopardustilcayo |
A digital painting of the Leopardus tilcayo in the forest
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry but I will be reposting everything I see about new cat. new cat save us
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I drew the new weird cat
Cutesy drawing of a Leopardus tilcayo loafing with its tongue poking out. A short phrase in spanish wraps around its back: un michi tilcayo! (a tilcayo kitty!)
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hot take 2 months late: the odyssey is fine
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ears
photo of hex, a black cat in a cat toy tunnel, with magnificently bat-like ears. he can hear your praises from here
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not enough talk about how hilariously and dreadfully terrifying the movie buddy is
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first and most dangerous step in the production of vampire antivenom is, of course, milking the venom from which it's synthesized. Luckily, some volunteers seem to even enjoy the process 🧪
a vampire girl in a lab, having her venom milked. a leather harness holds her mouth open with a metal bit, preventing her from biting, while a lab tech holds a vial to her fangs to catch the dripping venom; another gloved worker assists from behind.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just realized that boro and kantha — the Japanese and Indian techniques for repairing cloth or creating new material from scraps by connecting them through a series of running stitches — looks a bit like the peeling bark on an aging tree.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ghost-maxxing
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🫘
kaz, a tuxedo cat, sleeping in a cat tree, sprawled out in a seemingly uncomfortable position, but he doesn’t think so. his toe beans are on glorious display
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I fired a terrible client this week with zero notice, because I finally realized how negatively they were affecting me/increasing my anxiety. there were a couple days of nerves, waiting to see how it all shook out, but WOW huge improvement to my general mood and temperament yesterday and today
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my cats’ birthday is estimated as “september” so I guess I should pick a day? now, are they more virgo or more libra…….
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? let the right one in
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
meeting one of my bffs to pregame a silly comedy (spa day) at the closest place to get alcohol (cpk)
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think vibes have worked 🤞
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
going through some iffy work stuff and would appreciate all good vibes
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 30/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Mary Shelley! Born on this day in 1797 🫀
Digital illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a stylized portrait of Mary Shelley
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
would a cheeseburger fix me
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
happy to report the ocean is still there
photo of a beach with small wavesphoto of the Santa Monica pier with a Ferris wheel and rollercoaster
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m taking a mini beach adventure today and wore my cubs hat to the boardwalk…… just realized I look like a tourist because of it
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cat tax
photo of hex, a black cat, lounging luxuriously on a bad while having his chin scratched. he has a blep.
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wish I had the drive to be a real baker. I can't do anything fancy, but imo I make better muffins, cookies, and other simple things than any I find in cafes
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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nobirdstofly @nobirdstofly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i worked for 11 hours today and i'm about to go get more milk (and more steps in) but i'm so braindead watch me come back with actual dairy milk
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