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@noatate.bsky.social
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blue-haired twin of noa_tate_ from twitter. family life, language & literature, food & drink, and whatever observational shit i'm on about

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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so far, almost 50 likes on my tweet, almost 100 more on quote tweets, 7.5k total views and over a dozen supportive replies multiple users have recommended repeated appeals, just keep at it until it works. some even said 40x (!) 🤔 🤞
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thanks. word has been spreading over there for a couple hours. main issue as usual is that no one is in charge 🫤
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WTF i'm just seeing this now. i assume the appeals process is as botted as the suspensions. i'm only aware of one account that didn't eventually come back, but who knows what that means here and now may i screenshot this and/or your past bsky posts about this on twitter?
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
school be like, "let's find out, THEN you can go fuck around"
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
irreverence isn't disrespectful, and is often the opposite
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
john mccain would've been 90 today
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
et siste farvel til kong harald v, tre ganger olympisk deltaker og norges første norskfødte konge på 600 år 🇳🇴🤍
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
for privacy can i legally change my birthday to "april lol"
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yes i have a high school student now and this is fine
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i WILL always love you gdi 💔
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sometimes love means giving time you don't have and trusting the math has your back anyway
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
have you tried being yourself no matter what they say about it
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
remember, if you don't change anything, nothing changes, except when it does
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i thought we'd try some light gatekeeping today. start by just staring awkwardly at whoever tries to enter. when you've mastered that, scatter a handful of legos in the path
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
and it's the highlight of their last 400 years!
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
TIL that debussy shares a birthplace with king louis xiv and this is its coat of arms
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hbd claude debussy! still one of the elite-tier claudes and apparently also an achilles
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this relationship clearly violates the "half your open browser tabs plus 7" standard
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
let me not to the vivre of true joie admit impediments
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
heyyyy found my phone!!
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
broccoli chips tequila and what
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
there was a time yesterday when the sky did, indeed, have its limits
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
immortal characters / mortal actors 🤍
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
breaking: nyt merges games and cooking
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
get dirty get clean get dirty get clean get dirty get clean it's the circle of life
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i mean that positively btw. brain hadn't rebooted in a while
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
away from home. the rawest dog is having no schedule who >>> what
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
when you both say "hola ginger salmon" at the same time, you can leave the "¡soy dad!" as implied
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
indeed that is the preferred reading
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
forecast: lizard brain ass weekend
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
me: *typing* no one: autocorrect: ok so "bursting" should be "BURSTING" right??
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
motivational tip: when you're about to do something, announce it to everyone around (even if it's just you), then add "...FINALLY!"
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i don't just wake up looking like this. i have to EARN this ghostly appearance by starting every day checking Internet Points™
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hbd king 🥳🥳
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lives like a rebel gives fruity pebble takes a double entendre and makes it a treble
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Dodo @mechanical-dodo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
George is actually Jerry's alter ego, a way of splitting Jerry's self to distance him from his own neuroticism and baldness. Elaine is imaginary too, of course - though in the opposite sense, of wish fulfillment Kramer, though, is real. he makes periodic neighborly checks on Jerry's mental health
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dentist who asks if you're orally active
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
we call it a little free hair tie library
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"wdym you're stuck on step 1"
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
love means never having to say whose charger is this
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's a varietal, like bourbon (no relation), caturra, sl28/34, etc. kind of like wine grapes, different cultivars of same species the fancier roasters usually identify this alongside origin, elevation, process, roast
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
rediscovering gesha coffee 🇪🇹 🇵🇦 floral and elegant, without the robes and ceremonies 🇯🇵 nothing to be confused about here
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
readyourcolor.com/assessment
readyourcolor.com
Read Your Color — The Assessment
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
people were doing this at the other place...
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
d'oh! even the title is drowning
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the garden needed a path which needed rocks which needed digging which needed me, now i need beer
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my first thought was "mmm, sure smells like a home depot in here" and my second thought was that "smells like home depot" would be a banger nirvana parody and my third thought was wait, the phrase "smells like teen spirit" isn't even in the lyrics
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ooohh i like the idea of the handles having a common source despite not appearing directly related to each other at first glance
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no, see, only my dog gets to talk to me like that
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noa @noatate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my punctuation is as deliberate as it is sparse, if you even care
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