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Noah Stevens

@noahms456.bsky.social
506 followers 669 following 2.4K posts

Husband, father, nerd, gamer. I dig horror movies, synths, guitars, social justice, ttRPGs. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Fuck Trump. I’m here for the Lesbian Communism Space Exploration Future

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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 9h
Yo man I respect your cannabis consumption but uh, not while we are all driving bruh
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some Gibson-style Jackpot is like the background action for a silly little romance novel
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yo man imma make a little piggy snoot nose .STL to just pop onto every Ork model in Meshmixer to turn them into True Proper Orcs
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Angry Orc Points While Holding Baby
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All commuting to work, working, and then commuting home makes Jack a dull boy
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woke bullshit /s
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amen
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is one that everybody should watch to understand what an “Art Horror” movie can be. The remake isn’t even awful
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s no guarantee that my tinnitus would stop if I just jammed a fucking pencil in there real hard OMG PLEASE GIVE ME A MOMENTS SILENCE
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s true.
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys I don’t think I like Mike Flanagan as a director
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy hell Folgers is harsh
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unsolicited chat from rando? Block
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yo man if you can’t use the preferred pronouns, you shouldn’t be working at a high-end drug treatment place. That’s all
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again for @naldodrinan.bsky.social and @claytonian.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/recordoflo...
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From the recordoflodosswar community on Reddit: Record of Lodoss War RPG: translation completed!!
Explore this post and more from the recordoflodosswar community
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You DID win the friendship lotto AND the donut lotto
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ive not bought thisn yet but it seems right up my alley, man. Anti-gig-economy, anti-corporate, anti-mall, anti-capitalist. Maybe? An app for murder?! Obviously the next logical step! rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...
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HyperMall: Unlimited Violence by Rat Bastard Games
DELUXE GIG ECONOMY ASSASSINATION
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yo man who are the itch.io people to watch? Y’all got any of them indie TTRPG folks?
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Is It Meme
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m often surprised when they’re like “I roll to backstab” Like: Bro, it’s a bare 40x40 room! Where you hiding? Fair would be going last in the initiative order AFTER everybody else and spells are done casting. All these years and I still don’t have a good hang of adjudicating this
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have such sights to show you
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Spinning Rubiks Cube Animation
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being sexually attracted to Jesus’ hard, lean, muscular, sweaty body is gay, then Brother I don’t want to be straight /s for safety’s sake
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After many years of thinking of such a device, today I learned that a digital shower faucet already exists. Sheesh! An age of wonders
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I may have talked on Google Plus about how Paul Reiche III was (unknown to me, then) instrumental in many of the things I liked as a young kid
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hard same
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what the internet should be for
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So retro. I had the 1st and 2nd ones on my C64. My older brother was nice enough to let me beat him ;)
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t argue with data-hoarding social media trends! GET TO KNOW ME
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude YDTA
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank the gods above and below
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t understand why all the AI dudes aren’t in prison already. Money is a force for evil
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s interesting to me that we hold driving here in the U.S. to be a legitimate basic right, almost. The notion that I would not want a chronic drunk driver in my community seems to have irritated my employers as lacking compassion
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland is close but it snows a little
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had this figure - and, the elf guy
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I woke up at 1:30. Couldn’t sleep so I went and checked out Kanopy and started watching Profundo Rosso and then it moved too slow and I went back to bed and slept until 5:30. I guess it’s not as good as I’d heard
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These are more and more alarming. I’m so ashamed of what we are
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Activate Human Simulation Mode
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yo man One Punch Man is the best
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Proof that a Sick-Ass Wizard antagonist is almost enough to have a great adventure. Sometimes I see things and I want to share them with @naldodrinan.bsky.social and @claytonian.bsky.social and that’s the reason to have internets youtu.be/xa3pAcaIgFk?...
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It's held together with Scotch Tape & Hope
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This seems like the perfect gaming session
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Patrick Stewart would do it, it would be that much better youtu.be/71PNZH1OaW0?...
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The Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#eldenring I finally cheesed Rykard with Mimic Tear. Fuck that guy anyways
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mork in Red Suit Posing
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You shouldn’t eat them. The d6’s.
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best transition ever put to a screen
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like you, Stuart. You’re not like the other people, here, in this trailer park
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OnlyFlans
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aww man I didn’t know that guy was a dickbag
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I remember when his hair was brown
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would never turn down Sinistar
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Sinistar Videogame Pixel Art - Beware I Live
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo man my job is ‘unshittification’ all I do is decrease the misery a little bit
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why I even know who this dude is - it’s beyond me.
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