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Noah Stevens

@noahms456.bsky.social
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Husband, father, nerd, gamer. I dig horror movies, synths, guitars, social justice, ttRPGs. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Fuck Trump. I’m here for the Lesbian Communism Space Exploration Future

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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 11h
Guys I don’t think I like Mike Flanagan as a director
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy hell Folgers is harsh
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unsolicited chat from rando? Block
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yo man if you can’t use the preferred pronouns, you shouldn’t be working at a high-end drug treatment place. That’s all
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again for @naldodrinan.bsky.social and @claytonian.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/recordoflo...
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From the recordoflodosswar community on Reddit: Record of Lodoss War RPG: translation completed!!
Explore this post and more from the recordoflodosswar community
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ive not bought thisn yet but it seems right up my alley, man. Anti-gig-economy, anti-corporate, anti-mall, anti-capitalist. Maybe? An app for murder?! Obviously the next logical step! rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...
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HyperMall: Unlimited Violence by Rat Bastard Games
DELUXE GIG ECONOMY ASSASSINATION
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After many years of thinking of such a device, today I learned that a digital shower faucet already exists. Sheesh! An age of wonders
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what the internet should be for
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t argue with data-hoarding social media trends! GET TO KNOW ME
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t understand why all the AI dudes aren’t in prison already. Money is a force for evil
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s interesting to me that we hold driving here in the U.S. to be a legitimate basic right, almost. The notion that I would not want a chronic drunk driver in my community seems to have irritated my employers as lacking compassion
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I woke up at 1:30. Couldn’t sleep so I went and checked out Kanopy and started watching Profundo Rosso and then it moved too slow and I went back to bed and slept until 5:30. I guess it’s not as good as I’d heard
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Activate Human Simulation Mode
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yo man One Punch Man is the best
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Proof that a Sick-Ass Wizard antagonist is almost enough to have a great adventure. Sometimes I see things and I want to share them with @naldodrinan.bsky.social and @claytonian.bsky.social and that’s the reason to have internets youtu.be/xa3pAcaIgFk?...
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It's held together with Scotch Tape & Hope
YouTube video by kenny lauderdale
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#eldenring I finally cheesed Rykard with Mimic Tear. Fuck that guy anyways
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like you, Stuart. You’re not like the other people, here, in this trailer park
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo man my job is ‘unshittification’ all I do is decrease the misery a little bit
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah and the pro AI commercial using “Five Years”? Man that’s fucked up. Did you even hear the song?
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It occurs to me now, almost 40 years later, that the copy of HPLs “The Outsider and Others” I kept continuously checked out from my high school’s library was probably a very valuable first edition. I think it was at least 50 years old even then and was a quaint style that one didn’t encounter often
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I take it back bro, let Scarket Johamsin play everything. She’s the ultimate modern actress. Ghost in The Unnecessary Remake Machine is perfect 105% no notes required fuck my brain is glitching right now so hard
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Woman Winks and Smiles
ALT: Woman Winks and Smiles
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The protagonist’s weird chugging stride in this live action “Ghost in The Machine” is an interesting choice. Does Johanson do it like that in every movie?
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The ScarJo (ahem) “Ghost in The Machine” this morning, just for curiosity’s sake. Beautiful, stupid trash. What a way to turn a masterpiece into a fartsquirt! Interestingly, at least my “AI Uncanny Valley Horror Trigger” is not going off. Only green screen eurotrash which is okay now
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel a strange kind of fury when I’m looking for some answer on YouTube and what I find feels like AI trash. It’s a new feeling. Really weird. Uncanny Valley Disgust cranked up to 11
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We need a new dishwasher. So we got one - my wife convinced me to get the installation/haul away. At first I was like “200$ for that I’ll do it myself.” But I’m not 20 anymore bro. I feel an immense amount of relief
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alas I missed a local #dungeonsynth event!! Must find these people and learn moar www.synthdigest.com/2026/09/05/q...
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Questfest (MD) – Synth Digest
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am pretty sure I stumbled upon a niche podcast (modular synthesizers) this morning that seemed entirely generated and narrated by AI. It had almost the same production values and voices as Uncanny Valley NPR hosts. It was so eerily narrated that I got uncomfortable and turned it off.
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The audiobooks of Dungeon Crawl Carl is fun, because of the narrator, Jeff. The books are unreadable, almost. I checked it out of the library on Libby and I think I’ll wait until I don’t have to use my eyes and brain
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My supervisor, in a private meeting, suggested I come in to work on a Sunday for a few hours, to see how Sundays usually go - she said something like “what we offer is”, i think to suggest I could leave early on a Friday or something. I don’t want to hear it, ma’am. Work boundaries are firm this way
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@claytonian.bsky.social and @naldodrinan.bsky.social especially would probably like this konami.fandom.com/wiki/Gaiapolis
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Gaiapolis
Gaiapolis (ガイアポリス 黄金鷹の剣, Gaiaporisu: Ōgon Taka no Tsurugi?, lit. "Gaiapolis: Sword of the Golden Hawk") is an overhead fantasy action role-playing game by Konami released for the arcades in 1993. Prin...
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s becoming clear I can’t watch ALL the scary movies. I guess I’ll clean instead
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Uhhh Tan Guy, Detestable? All you had to do was call me gurl
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Videodrome - damn, talk about prophetic. I forgot how pertinent it was and is
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I hate to admit that I am now wholly invested in Dungeon Crawler Carl. Probably not for the writing, which isn’t great, IMHO. More for Jeff Hay’s voice acting in the audiobooks which is pretty fun. I might buy the next physical book (6th?) rather than listen to it on audiobook
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yo man if your TTRPG pseudorandom table has “no result” as one (or more!) of the results then WTAF are we even doing here?
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think the local raccoons have injured the cat who owns us. It’s about to be a critter Armageddon until no thing that skitters or climbs or hunts by night will remain alive. I don’t usually like cats, but I LOVE this one and he tolerates me and my family so if there’s a mark on him it’s waaagh
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yo man our president is a simpleton.that’s fucked
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No offense folx - I love my TTRPG people but I can’t with all these KS/Backerkit/crowdfund/etc, man You got too good at desktop publishing, y’all!
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yo man these cats out here trying to complete a vast integrated system of computer networks to integrate into some strange unholy Panpsychism Thinking machines. We’ve learned nothing from 150 years of science fiction
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was telling my kid about James Dallas Egbert and the Satanic Panic, and I decided to pick this up from eBay
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So the article is good, but TL:DR maybe is: share your stuff for free. It doesn’t have to be a fancy PDF. Just share it. Selling it is a hard time, and you don’t have to turn every hobby into a hustle. You may (this is my addition) be twisting the knife in Capitalism’s guts if you just make things
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One COULD make a ttrpg from the mechanics of Wizardry but then where would we be? Huh? Where? www.zimlab.com/wizardry/wal...
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Wizardry Fan Page by Snafaru - Wizardry #1-2-3 Game Code Calculations and Formulas
Wizardry Fan Page by Snafaru on Wizardry 1 through 8 by Sirtech
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yo man I love psionics in my D&D but I don’t want to manage all the points n shit. What’s a lad to do!?
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rare question for me: when I get my first day off from this new gig, do I a) get a dental descaling which will probably necessitate rest and painkillers 2) a colonoscopy? 3) just sleep and not have my body invaded or defiled?
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The language of the OpenAI-HuggingFace incident report sounds like it was generated by AI, with an aim to maximize the glamour of responsibility. These dudes going to wipe us all out, responsibly. Create super intelligent sociopaths and expect them to play by rules. bonkers
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My home phone number was 221-7282 as a lad. My moms work was 271-0268. My buddy Jimmy’s house: 552-8495. Mike’s: 552-6424
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My dad was always working hard, always dealing weed on the side. But let’s be real: most of his money went to toys he wanted and cars, motorcycles, boats and mopeds. He was dealing drugs to make ends meet because he had problems with buying toys for himself. Not to support his family. To support him
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I actually asked a guy in a counseling group the other day if any of that shit actually happened to him or if he just read it on Facebook, and all the shit he was whining about (unemployed people getting public assistance) was just maga talking points.
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every time I downvote a Reddit ChatGPT ad, I know I’m pissing of R’s B but you know what, it’s too late, fuck that guy
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This one time I bought a copy of the TV Guide for the week that “Mazes and Monsters” came out, so that I could scan the page ad that announced it at 300 dpi. Anyway.
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