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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Better yet, tell me about three LOCAL acts in your community: Ray Flanagan, the hottest shit going on in Cleveland. A genre unto himself Cowboy Princess Brigade, Cleveland's new country-ska band Moon Echo Garden, woman-fronted psychedelic pop-rock You can see them all for free or for five bucks.

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I was sexually abused as a child. A few years later, I saw ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and absolutely fell in love with it. These things are not unrelated. The movie showed me it was okay to feel weird and horny and weirdly horny and hornily weird. Thank you, Tim Curry, and RIP.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hi. I published another EP. There is a song about Pete Alonso on there. There's also a song about having a one-night stand as the world ends. That one is based on a true story. Please listen and purchase. noahgittell.bandcamp.com/album/vol-2

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Vol. 2, by Noah Gittell

7 track album

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"I didn't vote for this" = "I voted for OTHER people to get hurt, not me"

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Don't look now, but the baseball movie is back. Upcoming releases: The Catch (Emma Stone project shot in part at Citi Field) The Comebacker (Tom Hanks as coach helping pitcher return from injury) Untitled Rick Linkater/Glen Powell Lou Gehrig biopic

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You know what blows my mind? My parents' generation was the first to care about feelings. Before, like, the 1960s, nobody really cared what their father, mother, wife, husband, sister, brother, friend, or CHILD was feeling.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's crazy how many health problems could be solved by just eating a mostly plant-based diet. I'm not talking strict vegan. I'm talking about ditching red and processed meats, and eating poultry/fish at one meal a day. Something like that.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

These craven scumbags blithely lied in order to get the day of headlines the mad king wanted. They knew they had nothing, but all that matters to them is whatever six-hour news cycle they're in the middle of.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Devastated by the Glen Hansard news. He was an important person to me creatively. He was also important to my marriage. One of the first dates my ex-wife and I went on was to see "Once" in a multiplex in Dubuque, Iowa. It's not really a "multiplex in Dubuque, Iowa" kinda movie, and in fact...

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sometimes I think about who is "the one who got away" for each Seinfeld character: For Jerry, it's obviously Sidra, who was not only beautiful and had "spectacular" breasts, but was also genuinely funny. Her line, "He would have made a great Nazi" still slays. They could have been happy together.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have released a new EP of original music. It's pretty good. Song titles include "Sleeping My Life Away," "Highway Drug," "Sunny and Gray," and "Gracie Cleveland." It's available for only $5. You can also stream it for free, but also five dollars is not a lot noahgittell.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1

noahgittell.bandcamp.com

Vol. 1, by Noah Gittell

6 track album

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Democrats always have a tougher challenge than Republicans because they have to make people feel safe while asking them to keep their hearts open. Republicans, especially these days, tell people it's okay to keep them closed.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think something cool happens after we die.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I feel bad for Spider-Man and how he has to hide his identity to protect the people he loves. What a unique and compelling dilemma

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think something cool happens after we die.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Film criticism is no longer written for the average moviegoer because the average moviegoer in this country is a mouth-breathing moron who thinks anyone who can put together a decent sentence is an elitist snob.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I need the phrase "criminally underrated" to be retired.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Finally caught up with THE DRAMA. I give it credit for its original premise and top-tier acting, but there is just so much left unexplored. It left me feeling pretty annoyed.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The problem with THE INVITE is it was directed by an actor who was so caught up in making the audience *feel* the characters that she gave the film no shape. A more experienced director would have started out with a perspective of ironic detachment and gradually let the immersion take over.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Processed meats are carcinogenic. They cause cancer. This is not in dispute. And yet millions of parents in this country give them to their children every day. I do not understand it.

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The only person I hate more than the "Subway Takes" host is whoever his guest is on any given show

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I gotta be honest: I do not give a fuck about national politics anymore. The change we need is not going to come through the voting booth. It's going to come from getting off our screens, inviting our neighbors over for dinner, making music, painting pictures, and helping out those in need.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm able to watch and enjoy Louis CK's comedy. I feel his crimes were not as severe as others do. Based on the interviews (and the bits that addressed it), it's clear to me he's done an appropriate amount of self-reflection. I don't expect anyone else to feel any particular way. That is all.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I tried to watch my first Jackass movie last night and thought it was.....dumb and unfunny? Maybe I'm a stick-in-the-mud, but these guys seem like assholes more than jackasses. It's like Borat but if the college guys in the RV had the camera.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It's weird, but I don't really watch movies anymore. Quite a change from a few years ago, I know. My nights are spent either watching baseball, working, hanging with friends, or making music. No time for film.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I've never seen a JACKASS movie.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trying to plan something with my friends with kids: "Let's meet up at this outdoor brewery." "The kids need more room to run around." "How about this little town? They have a walkable downtown with a great candy shop." "You don't want to see my kids on candy!" HAHAHA JUST FUCKING PICK SOMEWHERE

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Turns out a water sealant expert predicted the problems with the Reflecting Pool a month ago!

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

literally watergate

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

One of the reasons ZERO EFFECT is my favorite movie is it’s the ultimate Bad Dad movie. Zero is a bad father (figure) to Arlo. Arlo obviously had a bad dad, which is why he takes Zero’s abuse. Stark raped a woman and abandoned their child. And Zero is this way because his father killed his mother.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

On this Father’s Day, how about a big Fuck You to the dads who abandoned us, abused us, mocked us, demeaned us, ignored us, and made us not want to have any kids of our own?

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

In my limited experience, having a dad is one of the worst things that can happen to you. Not quite sure why we keep doing this every year

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The only hill I will die on is that S4 of SEINFELD is the greatest season of television in history.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Big news, guys. My Zero Effect tee shirt came today. I bought four of them.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I know I'm not supposed to talk about this, but Emily Blunt has become a real problem for me. It's not just her. It's a damn epidemic in studio filmmaking. Cosmetic surgery, Botox (and the like), hair transplants. I need actors to look like human beings in order to connect with the characters.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

DISCLOSURE DAY: Well, that was annoying.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It’s crazy that the third lead from HEY DUDE is sitting courtside at the NBA finals.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I don't understand the NBA. These guys are just beating the shit out of each other on every play. How does the referee decide when to call a foul?

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Trump is the Mothman of bad New York sports moments

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I found it amusing when a Rewatchables discussion about how Bill and CR would never do a cigarette ad was interrupted by an ad about processed meats, which are literally carcinogenic

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Calling The Fabelmans an "acoustic" Spielberg movie is freaking brilliant. Kudos, Matt.

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"The dishes are done, man." Say this to anyone born between 1977 and 1982, and they will know exactly what you're talking about.

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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 06/06/2026

Want some good news? Just found out the SAVE act died again in the Senate. It was close, but your pushbacks and your calling and your rage worked. They wouldn't be working overtime to silence all of us if it didn't matter. Keep fighting, keep resisting. 💪

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Noah Gittell @noahgittell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The thing about Junior Mints is that they're not really smaller than regular mints.

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