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Noah DeMello

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idk i guess i’m just a nrd

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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/09/2026
Mr. Two Phones over here
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/09/2026
The likes on this post are not allowed to exceed 666
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 31/08/2026
Ahh I see…. former Retail employees unite!
static.klipy.com
Power Rangers Unite
ALT: Power Rangers Unite
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 31/08/2026
+ lil Finder guy ❤️
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
Its truly the only logical explanation
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
“Google” trade-in instructions with no verbatim explanation of how to correctly reset a Pixel 🤨 Did I remove reactivation lock? I hope so.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
Why pose the question then 😂
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
The Library of Alexandria wasn’t burned in a day
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
It’s really that easy
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
@steeber.bsky.social is the guy who may know
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
An excellent question. I can easily see them producing recyclable paper stencils or the stickers came on the stencil itself
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
6 years on OG M1 Apple Silicon come to an end next month. Pricing changed just a bit 😅 
This is a screenshot of an Apple online store order summary. It shows a Mac mini with an M6 chip, configured with a 12-core CPU, 12-core GPU, Dual 16-core Neural Engine, 32GB unified memory, and 1TB storage. The subtotal is $1,799.00. The summary also includes AppleCare One and an Apple Trade In with an estimated refund of $270.00 for a Mac mini M1 (Late 2020).
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 20/08/2026
You'd think Google would pay a little bit more attention to their store right before a flagship launch 😬
Peeling Google logo sign and LED mesh shining through acrylic
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 17/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 16/07/2026
I feel like I’m in the movie Don’t Look Up. Nobody in New York seems perturbed by this
Heavy wildfire smoke from Canada settles into Hudson Yard skyscrapers of Manhattan
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 16/07/2026
That’s not as cursed as I expected
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/07/2026
I need to see a video on how that controls on a click-wheel
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/07/2026
Sooo a bigger Humane Pin…
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/07/2026
What an incredibly original idea. Here’s a lollipop Sam 🍭
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/07/2026
I’ve never regretted a SteamOS update
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 11/07/2026
oBvIoUsLy ThEyRe HiDiNg SoMeThInG
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 11/07/2026
Instagram AI can’t comprehend Disco Snails I may be late to the party but for those of you who have the groof This is for yoof youtu.be/oAZBKlVSLkU?...
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Vulfmon & Zachary Barker - Disco Snails (Official Video)
YouTube video by Vulf
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 08/07/2026
You’re reading too deep into this. It’s the 3rd year in a row Google has had an August Pixel event
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 08/07/2026
I just got the purple yesterday too! Nice choice 👏
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 06/07/2026
Ad free tier? 🙏🥺
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
Right?! 🙄
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
There’s always going to be a small number of dead-on-arrival (DOA) units with electronics. I guarantee they already have warranty swaps reserved for incidents like this. As long as the DOA rate is under 5% it won’t become a “thing”. For context, Xbox 360 rates were as high as 68%.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
There’s always going to be a small number of dead-on-arrival (DOA) units with electronics. I guarantee they already have warranty swaps reserved for incidents like this. As long as it’s under 5% DOA rate it wont be a “thing”. For context, Microsoft internal data had 360 failure rates as high as 68%
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
Unpopular opinion… I haven’t bought a physical game in years and have always thought they’re pretty wasteful. When I see a collector’s game room packed floor to ceiling with plastic games, I’m not impressed, rather a bit disgusted at the overconsumption and waste.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
Reason number 567,432,467 to get off X
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
Feels like we’re exaggerating this when its 45k of a niche audience and there are ~120 million PlayStation users… idk guys, I think we’re in an echo chamber. Do we really believe the DF audience represents the average consumer?
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/07/2026
Well that’s cool. I lost power 😎
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 02/07/2026
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Make Your Own Steam Machine – Messin with Bluesky
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 02/07/2026
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Messin with Bluesky - Talking Tech
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/06/2026
Hey @xbox.com, can you go a week without being the games industry villain?
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 27/06/2026
Huh that’s a great idea
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 27/06/2026
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New Boot
ALT: New Boot
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 27/06/2026
This is why I pay for independent journalism
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 27/06/2026
Very clean design on that packaging 👌
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 26/06/2026
Diabolical mocking 😂
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 26/06/2026
Gaming CoPilot was totally worth it, right… right?
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 26/06/2026
“Flagship”
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Dr. Evil Peace Sign
Alt: Dr. Evil from Austin powers sarcastically holds fingers up in quitting gesture
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 26/06/2026
IGTV where have I heard that before…
Original IGTV app icon from 6 years ago
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 25/06/2026
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 25/06/2026
The Steam Machine is a bad deal… I still want it www.theverge.com/games/952765...
theverge.com
The Steam Machine is the most ambitious game console I’ve ever played
$1,049 buys PS5 performance in a couch-friendly desktop.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 16/06/2026
Lucid gets the boot in front of their own store in Chelsea NYC 😂
Lucid Gravity parked on a cobblestone street in front of Lucid retail store with a parking violation boot attached to the rear wheel
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 15/06/2026
🤘
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 12/06/2026
Yooooooo $15 dollars off?! What a steal www.theverge.com/gadgets/9482...
theverge.com
The Nintendo Switch 2 is $15 off at Woot
Available through June 19th, or until supplies last.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 12/06/2026
The only downside of Waymo’s in SF is every tourist in the city requests them so wait times are typically much longer than Lyft/Uber. This is well worth it www.theverge.com/transportati...
theverge.com
Waymo introduces $30-a-month premium tier for riders who want faster pickups
Would you join Waymo Premier?
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 09/06/2026
@digitalfoundry.bsky.social what say you?
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