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Noah DeMello

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idk i guess i’m just a nrd

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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
“Google” trade-in instructions with no verbatim explanation of how to correctly reset a Pixel 🤨 Did I remove reactivation lock? I hope so.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/08/2026
6 years on OG M1 Apple Silicon come to an end next month. Pricing changed just a bit 😅 
This is a screenshot of an Apple online store order summary. It shows a Mac mini with an M6 chip, configured with a 12-core CPU, 12-core GPU, Dual 16-core Neural Engine, 32GB unified memory, and 1TB storage. The subtotal is $1,799.00. The summary also includes AppleCare One and an Apple Trade In with an estimated refund of $270.00 for a Mac mini M1 (Late 2020).
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 20/08/2026
You'd think Google would pay a little bit more attention to their store right before a flagship launch 😬
Peeling Google logo sign and LED mesh shining through acrylic
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 16/07/2026
I feel like I’m in the movie Don’t Look Up. Nobody in New York seems perturbed by this
Heavy wildfire smoke from Canada settles into Hudson Yard skyscrapers of Manhattan
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 26/06/2026
IGTV where have I heard that before…
Original IGTV app icon from 6 years ago
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 25/06/2026
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 16/06/2026
Lucid gets the boot in front of their own store in Chelsea NYC 😂
Lucid Gravity parked on a cobblestone street in front of Lucid retail store with a parking violation boot attached to the rear wheel
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 09/06/2026
You just unlocked a core memory for me. Thank you 🙏
An anime-style digital illustration of a large, mechanical lion-like robot, known as a Zoid, running forward across a vast desert landscape under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. The robot, primarily white, blue, and dark grey with gold claws and red circular accents, has a sleek, armored design and glowing green eyes. A young male anime character with brown hair and a red cap rides on its back, gripping a handle. The ground is sandy with a few rocky hills in the far distance, and the robot's movement kicks up a small cloud of dust.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 04/06/2026
@pcgamer.com you really need to modernize your site with an ad-free or ad-lite premium option. By comparison, @theverge.com is such a model citizen of the web it makes other tech news outlets like yourself look decades out of date.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 04/06/2026
How could you read it?
Screen shot of linked game review. Author's content is completely obscured by ads.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 03/06/2026
technology
Aliens meme guy
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 02/06/2026
Being late to work is the least of my concerns. These platforms are overcrowded and dangerous
Crowds of commuters eagerly waiting as train pulls into South Orange station
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 02/06/2026
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @stateofnewjersey.bsky.social can we do something about the silent cancellations for NJ Transit rail passengers? Upcoming train disappears from schedule with no announcement at station.
A screenshot of the NJ Tansit app showing a late train scheduled to arrive in 0 minutes
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 02/06/2026
I mean is it really the MOST revealing
Fortnite player select screen with Homer Simpson in only underwear
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/05/2026
@xbox.com @steinekin.bsky.social where's the XBOX commitment on Google Play Store?! 😝
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 27/05/2026
Love that my "Best Chromebook" result is the Reddit recommendation but the photos highlighted are of the Acer it suggested to @reckless.bsky.social 😅 youtu.be/ANV3tE5ywv0?...
A screenshot of a Google Search results page showing an AI Overview for the query "best chromebook".
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 31/12/2025
Even more around town! 👀❤️
Entrance of a Mexican restaurant with red framing and a glass door. A printed sign on the left reads “Toro Loco Mexican Restaurant — Open daily at 12pm Tuesday–Sunday. Closed Mondays.” Next to it on the glass is a small political campaign poster showing a woman with long dark hair standing with her arms crossed, with text including “for Congress” and a “Vote Thurs. Feb. 5” badge. Through the doorway, a staircase leads up into the restaurant where people are visible. A small decorative bow and a bull-horn wall ornament hang inside, and a National Restaurant Association sticker is on the window.Countertop at a restaurant checkout area with two touchscreen registers displaying food images, a small black card reader, and holiday-themed gift card signs. On the right side of the counter, a political campaign flyer is laid flat, showing a woman with long dark hair standing confidently with arms crossed, alongside text encouraging people to vote and a campaign slogan. A staff member’s hands and torso are partially visible behind the counter.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 31/12/2025
Community grassroots campaigns are the ones that truly reflect the people they represent. Big shoutout to the places proudly displaying @analiliafornj.bsky.social posters for NJ-11. “Unbought. Unbossed. For All of Us.” Let’s build something better together. South Orange is #TeamMejia!
A restaurant window decorated with small yellow string lights displays several posters and delivery stickers. One poster is a political campaign ad featuring an adult woman with long dark hair, wearing a dark blazer and smiling with her arms crossed. The text on the poster promotes her candidacy for New Jersey’s 11th congressional district. Next to it is a colorful food advertisement showing a drink and a sandwich with fries. Below are stickers for food delivery services including DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats, along with “Neighborhood Fave” badges. Inside the restaurant, holiday garlands and hanging lights are visible.A nighttime view of the storefront for “Tito’s Burritos & Wings,” with a bright blue awning and orange lettering. Through the large front window, string lights and holiday decorations are visible inside the restaurant. A big red sign in the window reads, “Football isn’t football without Tito’s wings & strips.” Below it are food delivery stickers and a colorful food poster. A political campaign poster featuring a woman is also displayed in the window. To the right is the entrance door with additional posters and decorations.Interior corner of a diner entryway with light wood paneling and white tile walls. A large etched window reads “Welcome to Village Diner,” and stacked highchairs and nested plastic booster seats are placed against the wall. Handwritten signs nearby say “Bathroom for customers ONLY.” On the right, a crowded bulletin board displays business cards and flyers, including a prominent political campaign poster of a woman with long dark hair promoting a New Jersey congressional run.A wooden community bulletin board is densely covered with business cards, flyers, and small posters pinned with thumbtacks. A large political campaign poster featuring a woman with long dark hair and a confident smile is centered at the bottom, with the slogan “Unbought. Unbossed. For All of Us.” and text indicating she is running for Congress in New Jersey’s 11th district. Nearby are various local business cards, including realtors and services, and a colorful flyer advertising 2026 children’s camp fairs.
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 30/12/2025
Rain or shine, we’re out here in SoMa for @analiliafornj.bsky.social 💪 #TeamMejia
Outdoors on a gray, wet winter day. The sky is overcast and the ground is damp, with some patches of snow piled along the edges of the sidewalk. Parked cars line the street on the right, their headlights faintly glowing in the gloomy light. On the left is a brick building decorated with winter greenery wrapped around a black lamppost. Behind it hangs a blue banner that says "South Orange" with a colorful circular design.
In the foreground, a left hand is holding up a glossy political flyer so that it fills most of the center of the image. The flyer has a purple-to-blue gradient background and features a portrait of Analilia Mejia standing outdoors with her arms crossed, looking confidently at the camera. She's wearing a dark jacket over a white top. The flyer includes large white text with her name at the top and messages encouraging people to vote on February 5th, plus a campaign website and a short slogan about being "unbought", "unbossed", and "for all of us."
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 20/12/2025
When the redactions say more than the text ever could.
The image is a political cartoon drawn in a simple, graphic style.

At the center is a tilted sheet of paper, like a government document, labeled at the top “Epstein (Redacted)” with a page number, “page 22987.” The page is filled mostly with thick black redaction bars, the kind used to censor documents.

Between the black bars, a few unredacted words remain visible, arranged so that when read from top to bottom they form a sentence:

“No one has ever seen anyone more innocent than Trump.”

The implication is that the sentence was revealed accidentally through heavy redaction, suggesting sarcasm or irony rather than sincerity.

At the bottom left corner of the image is the artist’s signature, “Goris.”
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Noah DeMello @noahdemello.com · 05/12/2025
Times up for James Beach. He's been in office for close to 2 decades and fast lanes this legislation? sus If you live in District 6 you should contact him and express your concern nj-06-senate.web.fireside21.app/forms/writey...
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