Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know it's a bunch of chucklefucks over there but it's astonishing that MLB hasn't told them to knock that off. 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Obviously fuck the dodgers but every time I hear the crowd doing that fucking chant I am reminded that also fuck the braves 121
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026highlight of the aquarium visit this weekend was a 4-year-old seeing one of these guys and exclaiming "look! minion fish!" 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You have Raisel Iglesias, a 2 run lead, your reliever has thrown three innings already, and a day off tomorrow. Just put in your closer! 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why does every manager get too clever by half as soon as the playoffs start 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Xander batting with his hands apart is tripping me out 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That had to be an 8.5 at least on the BEANS scale @grantbrisbee.bsky.social 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thought the ump in the first game was bad but this guy behind home plate in Dodgers-Braves is getting crushed by challenges lol 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wheeler's plant foot is so close to missing the rubber every pitch, it's freaking me out 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026grant holmes looks like he's preparing to play Wild Bill Hickok in HBO's Deadwood 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026how much money would the studio/theatre have to pay you to watch a johnny depp christmas carol movie? i'm thinking i wouldn't go in the door for less than a hundred bucks 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i know we've been making jokes about it for two years at this point but it's worth saying again: Bryce Harper really looks like shit these days. 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also Erik Miller vs Heliot Ramos in a Red Sox/Yankees playoff game is weird 010
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Few things funnier than "manager brings in reliever, next guy immediately hits homer" 001
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you came in with like, an Icee or a Bud Light or something, maybe i'd raise an eyebrow, but anything normal (water, coffee, can of Diet Coke, etc) and i definitely would not care even a little bit 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not to engage in Discourse but i've been in hundreds of interviews on both sides of the table and have never, not even one single time, even considered what someone brought it to drink with them 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026did you know James Kaprielian pitched in the Mexican League _this year_ 010
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That sideways-curving punt in the AFL stinger they just showed was sick 001
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hmmm...perhaps my decision to hinge my fantasy football success on Drake Maye was...a poor one 010
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hunter Pence not knowing his career HR total but saying "it was between 240 and 250" was pretty funny. He was right! (It's 244) 001
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Off the top of my head, I was at ACL four days after Tom Petty died and The Revivalists opened their set with a cover of Refugee that almost brought me to tears 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's pretty funny that the judiciary as a whole is begging the NCAA to just admit these are employees and (relatedly) to allow collective bargaining and the NCAA will simply never do that 020
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Is there like a general Internet outage going on right now or what? Feels like every website is slow as hell 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026my "there has been no fraud" statement is raising a lot of questions already addressed by my statement. 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Literally the fourth comment on this post for me is someone saying "I treat most stop signs as optional" which is a completely psychopathic way to act in a vehicle. I am always stunned how openly people admit to driving like a dangerous asshole as a matter of course 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 26/08/20261) this is very good 2) you will be shocked how quickly someone in the comments outs themselves as being a complete maniac on the road. Even in the Defector comments, people can't help themselves on this topic. 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026shot of Andy Burnham in the stands reminds me that the current prime ministers of both the UK and Canada are both Evertonians, weird 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One thing that's very funny is sometimes I will type up especially long or important emails in Docs first and then paste into a new draft and the Gmail AI grammar suggestions are completely different than the Docs AI grammar suggestions 0172
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Okay so the Ben Joyce show is unbelievable. Don't think I've seen anything like that live ever 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026went to look up Luciano's stats in the minors this year and, uh, I did NOT remember this 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026MLB Network is showing the 2009 World Series and man, this really does look like a different sport 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In high school I tried to go first to third on a single without noticing the guy on second had been held up, we both ended up standing on third base. It's been 20 years and I still think about it like once a week. 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Giants have figured out NBA-style tanking (don't play prospects who might accidentally be good, just give the twelfth-best player on your AAA team as many ABs as possible) 000
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I was reading another one where he hurt his back jumping into a lake I think? Lots of weird ones in his career. 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The Giants have a lot of these. Kent, of course. Affeldt was infamous for having one very weird injury a year. Jeff Samardzija ended Mike Morse's career slamming into him during a bench-clearing brawl. Aubrey Huff sprained his knee jumping out of the dugout to celebrate Cain's perfect game 100
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I think about this every time I have burger patties frozen together and I need to separate them. "get a knife!" "no wait, remember what happened to Jeremy Affeldt" 110
Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wonderful thread. The one I didn't see in here (I didn't read every response, it might be there) was Jeremy Affeldt slicing his hand open with a knife while trying to separate frozen burger patties. Missed the last month of the season and needed surgery to fix nerve damage. 110
