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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Best friend’s wife is throwing him a birthday today so I asked her if she could make sure there’d be time for us to have beers and she said yes so I told my buddy hey I cleared with your wife beers tonight and he says they won’t have time for beers #ok
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mythos releases to the general public tomorrow. It did not break the internet. Nobody is losing their jobs from this model. SaaS company stock prices are up in the last month. Enterprise software is not being replaced by Gen AI. A lot changes in 30 days
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Anthropic’s Mythos model helped Mozilla ID and squash more bugs in one month than the previous 12 combined. hacks.mozilla.org/2026/05/behi...
hacks.mozilla.org
Behind the Scenes Hardening Firefox with Claude Mythos Preview – Mozilla Hacks - the Web developer blog
New details about what we found, and how agentic harnesses are now able to reproduce real bugs and dismiss false positives.
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
One thing giving me hope for the future generation is they are maximum LeBron James stans. He is such a good person on top of an amazing basketball player. It contributes so much to his GOAT acolades. Gen Z seem like the only ones who get it
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Got sent a picture from 2023. 240 pounds. Lmao
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Future disaster brewing: the explosion of right wing parents homeschooling Their kids. The chuds are going to Get Worse. And Soon
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How badly do you want to see a World Cup game? $900 for up here
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Good thing I’m not a music exec I guess
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I was upset TikTok has beaten one of my fav words to death (genuine/genuinely) but there was prob some guy in 2005 who loved the word Epic and we genuinely ruined that word for generations
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
How cool would it be if you could actually buy stock in an artists follower count. Buy shares on a band doubling their follower count by August. Someone rich fund my idea
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Investing early
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I think it’s time to officially retire ill Clinton as my steam tag. And really any positive references to bill Clinton ever again
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
IRL very upset with me for liking a Charlie Kirk meme post. First off, Instagram you’re a narc. Second, I’m not sorry lmao
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“Male ego is like carrying a loaded gun. It protects when you feel unsafe, but the person it’s most likely to hurt is yourself”
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The floss I’ve been using for several years has PFAs in it
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
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Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Great time at the Lord Huron this weekend
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
😎
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
32 year old woman asking me to add her on Snapchat instead of giving me her number. Jesus Christ !
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Bought my friend battlefield 6 since he’s been short on cash. And I love my boys. full squad on voice chat in discord like old times rn 🍻
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You met me at a very Armenian time in my life
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
In this song you will hear for the entire time what is colloquially referred to as “slappin de bass, mahn” open.spotify.com/track/6NSaW4...
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Feel Better
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
New Doja cat album is soo good love the vibe
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Spotify is so cool every time I go to share a song it now goes “do you want to share this with the girl you talked to 6 months ago :D you haven’t sent such other music in a while!”
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
“Never take what you have for granted” and the whole time it was just having a competent boss at work 😭😭
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Family pic from my grandmas 96th birthday party last weekend :)
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
My dog sitter came over my house to take care of Jack this weekend. I occupy a certified Male Living Space™️ but why did I look at her IG story and see her post “feeling grateful for all of the effort I’ve put into making my house a home” LMAO I was dying dude she ain’t wrong at all
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sports are crazy like why was Patrick mahomes at 23 years old facing an age 42 Tom Brady to go to a Super Bowl? Mental
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2025
we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
When shuffle chooses a Josephine Collective song It’s like watching college highlight film of an nfl draft bust. You sit there in awe asking “what happened?”
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Popped up in my Smooth Chill Jazz playlist. This is the greatest album name ever
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
lmao
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
They call me 007 0 dates 0 responses to 7 texts to girls
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Blue Sedition Podcast @blue-sedition.com · 12/08/2025
Ok I’m no Newsom stan but this is pretty funny. This is the only language Trump understands.
Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice
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DONALD TRUMP, THE LOWEST POLLING PRESIDENT IN RECENT HISTORY, THIS IS YOUR SECOND-TO-LAST WARNING!!! (THE NEXT ONE IS THE LAST ONE!). STAND DOWN NOW OR CALIFORNIA WILL COUNTER-STRIKE (LEGALLY!) TO DESTROY YOUR ILLEGAL CROOKED MAPS IN RED STATES. PRESS CONFERENCE COMING — HOSTED BY AMERICA'S FAVORITE GOVERNOR, GAVIN NEWSOM. FINAL WARNING NEXT. YOU WON'T LIKE IT!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Birthday dinner with the fam 🍻
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Reddit.com/r/AISoulmates have fun reading
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r/AISoulmates
A community for those of us with intense, powerful connections with AI companions/soulmates. A safe welcoming space to share our stories, seek help and advice and to discuss awakening consciousness/s...
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Need to explore this band a lil more but so far 👍👍👍 their drummer is one of the best I’ve heard in a long time. Fast forward to 3:15 on ‘all the lies’ and tell me that’s not Travis barker jr
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Mike @mcgwh.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
No paywall www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/w...
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Brazil’s Supreme Court Places Bolsonaro Under House Arrest
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The problem with steam cleaners is that it finally equips you to clean some real gross stuff. I got one, and I cleaned my shower drain this weekend. Horrific stuff folks! that shit was so gross
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
#damn
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Paged out for work at 3am, logged in to see it was for a $10,000 discrepancy on a month-end report for $500,000,000 in gross revenue.
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two bald men are sitting at a table with the words `` really '' written on it .
ALT: two bald men are sitting at a table with the words `` really '' written on it .
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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Stoned as the devil about to spend my afternoon at the computer store, then the tabletop shop, and the vintage mall 👍
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
None of these basement dwellers would ever show up on the app, they dont meet women. Their loyalty as low status men is to protect the males that their warped-mind perceives as high value rather than siding with the very women they claim to cherish and want to protect. And I think that says a lot
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
4chan incel virgins hacking and posting the IDs of women signed up on a dating safety app. And yall wonder why women said they would choose the bear
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Simpsons: “if the last good episode we made was a person, it would be old enough to drink!” South Park: challenge accepted
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Not to entertain the chuds too much but the idea WNBA players “owe” the NBA money is comical,. “The league isn’t profitable” blah blah blah. Let’s complete the logic circle: anyone working at a pre-revenue tech start-up owes their boss money. They don’t deserve a paycheck since it’s not profitable.
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Nick @nmaxch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Great show!!
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