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26 | Author | 18+ | MDNI 🔞 noekealswrites.straw.page Unreliable Updater | SFW & NSFW | Don't like, Don't Interact ❌No AI❌ | Multifandom Current Obsession: Still telling Gaz he's pretty and putting Ghost in situations but this time with Choco Tea!

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Sunday Cat 🍫🥛🐱 @sundaycat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There're still a few days left, please give them a ledge if you are able to 🥹 bsky.app/profile/sund...
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 28/07/2026
Aggressive reminder that paying for ANYTHING related to Harry Potter actively puts money in this wretch's pockets.
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Sunday Cat 🍫🥛🐱 @sundaycat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dragon Soap: sunday-cat.acggoods.com/product/drag...
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Sunday Cat 🍫🥛🐱 @sundaycat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Day Four Part Two is now live! I hope you enjoy the build-up to smut :)
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 13/09/2026
Damn, this woman really thinks so highly of herself that she believes we cannot possibly live without the Wizard Story. Nobody NEEDS this.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Day Four of #BottomGhostWeek2026 archiveofourown.org/works/924958...
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ser! 🪼🫧 {semi-hiatus?} @s3rrrpentine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HAI!!! the fruity boys are available back again until further notice! i'm glad u enjoyed this silly little merch ✋😭❤️
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WIP #1 in editing. Word count: 3,012 (For now) Day 4 of #BottomGhostWeek2026 Multiple Orgasms. #SimonGhostRiley #KyleGazGarrick
Johnny’s leg wouldn’t stop bouncing as the transport slowed, landing gear activating and the hard ‘thunk’ of the engine shifting rang through the space. Nik had leaned into the cargo bay about an hour ago, telling them to prepare for a quick landing as he got direct orders from Price to be on the ground before 2100. The captain wasn't beating any of the ‘old man' allegations by commanding a homecoming conveniently half an hour before his usual ‘bedtime’. Gaz tried to head his head on straight, listing out a few key details he needed to add to his report when he got out of debrief… and after he smothered his boyfriend for a while…. Maybe debrief could wait….

“C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, cannae thi’ thing go any faster? Need tae be grounded liek noo.” Johnny muttered to himself, forgetting his comms were still live through his headphones. 

“I could kill the engines. That would get us down quicker.” Nik’s rough near-growl filtered through their ears.

“An’ tha’ woid kill us, ye numpty. Joo’ git oos doon safe.” 

“Don’t mind him, Nik. He’s just eager to get back to his handler.” Gaz glances over at the Scot just in time to dodge a disgruntled slap to his shoulder.

The two grumble to each other, not really having the energy to waste on each other. Still, Johnny’s leg bounced, and Gaz’s mind wandered further from work and closer to a pair of scarred thighs and a pale belly. He smiled to himself, suddenly feeling the urgency his best friend had as well. Ghost and the captain didn’t join them on this long, unfortunate mission. John was nursing a bullet graze to the calf, and Simon was on med leave for the next six months until he’d be sent home for his parental leave. Gaz couldn’t wait for that, to be able to dote and love on the man without having to maintain appearances on base. Price and the rest of 141 were the only ones they had told; Simon was not comfortable with the whole base knowing he was trans, let alone pregnant with his sergeant's baby.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if I posted #BottomGhostWeek out of order? Would that upset people, or would it be better to publish what I have done while I stare at Day One and sob at unfinished smut?
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Three WIPs in editing to be posted by Saturday. :) I really hope you like them. Two late challenge pieces and another chapter for a fic on ao3
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WIP for Giant Mer #SimonGhostRiley
WIP by NoeBody_NoeSoul reads:
The waves grew, the blackened water angrily pushing and pulling his boat around as if it weighed nothing. And to the sea, it did. Her rage was as vast as her beauty as white-capped monsters overtook the rails of his vessel. Johnny held on tightly to the wheel, trying to counter each toss of his safe haven. He held his breath; below him, something knocked roughly against the bottom of his boat, too alive to be any wave or bit of debris. His heart shuddered in his chest, the pale white eyes of the beast staring at his very soul.

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“He’s dying. It knows he’s there. They will feast on his bones.” 

The whispered terror in the crustacean's words felt like a physical weight. Not because he cared for the ‘jewel-eyed’ human, but because his sweet scavenger seemed so affected by it. He plucked at the gills under his fingers, back pressed tightly to the walls of his home in the safety of a recess at the bottom. The shelled one trembled under his touch, the stink of fear and panic crawling through the water and assaulting his senses. The Giant hummed low, his brow furrowing in thought. He knew the beast that wakes, knew its power and its lineage, heavy even for a titan, but it's still young by the abyss’ standards. Another moment passes, and the Roach flinches in his arms. With a click of his tongue, the Giant turns the two, placing the skittering thing back against the rock before turning and gliding to the centre of his home. 

“You will die with him.” The giant turns to look at the fearful creature, its eyes wide and vacant.

“Will you mourn us both?” There’s a pause, then a nod; tiny displeased bubbles racing through parted mandibles.

“Then I go.” Spear and lead in hand, The Giant passes through the mouth of his home, out into the storm.
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Lysr @lysr96.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Ok so I’m having to simplify a lot cause if I’m gonna do little comics of them I don’t want to spend forever on each page. I just know I’m gonna burn out if I do. Also added color to Ghosts sheet. #ghoap
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[👻💰][Day 1: Sensory Play][Part 2] #BottomGhostWeek2026 #SimonGhostRiley #JohnPrice #PriceGhost #GhostPrice SoftDom!Price | Sub!Simon | Wounded!Simon | Autistic!Simon [A little update to show I am still working on this and not dead :) This is a flashback. ] [🪖🔞⛓️👥🧩] (1/39)
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Kitte (writes) @kittewrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
PriceGaz Weekend prompts are here! Thank you for all the lovely prompts and voting in such great numbers 💕 ↓ Guidelines for the weekend below ↓ #PriceGazWeekend2026
PriceGaz Weekend 2025. Day 1 - Protectiveness / Knights AU / Experience gap. Day 2 - Age Gap / Hospital AU / Praise kink. Day 3 - Golden Boy / Vampire AU / Dom!Bottom/Sub!Top. #PriceGazWeekend2026
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The gossiping women in my workplace will never cease to baffle me. They are kind however I was not prepared for the “when you were born, did your mother have a daughter or a son” question at 9am…
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is there a #GhostGazWeek or #GazGhostWeek? I would like there to be :)
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Because I'm awful at getting things out on time, Have more of the WIP from #BottomGhostWeek2026 Day 1: Sensory Play. #SimonGhostRiley #JohnPrice
A WIP from Day One, Bottom Ghost Week 2026. This is a flashback.
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“What do you need, Simon? From me?”

“Just you; I think we’ve covered the feelings part of this.”

“We have. I’m yours, Simon, no doubt or hesitation.”

“And I’m yours. Always have been...” 

The blush on the blond’s face was beautiful. It took everything John had not to rush the lad then and there, but that’s not why they were here. They needed to talk. John still didn’t fight the smile on his lips; Simon looked so concentrated, the fine lines around his eyes creasing as he thought. The sniper shifted, squaring his shoulders a bit and raising his eyes to John’s.

“I don’t know what I want this to be; I don’t know how I want it to go, but it can’t be one-sided. I’m not looking to be a housewife.” Simon grunted out the words low as if it was a real fear of his.

John scoffs, then hums softly. The idea of anyone having the balls to suggest The Simon “Ghost” Riley be anything but the deadly clever individual sitting in front of him is laughable at best.  Simon rolls his eyes at his captain for the light chuckle that slipped from his lips. 

“I’ve never been one for white picket fences and ankle biters, Lad,” John assures him.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm going to finish BGW before I start anything new, but what would you like to see once I'm done? 1️⃣ Medieval Arranged Marriage 2️⃣ MORE Bottom Ghost (Also a little Vers Ghost) 3️⃣ Monster/Hybrid [141xOCs] 4️⃣ Ghost Hunter!141 (Not hunting Simon) 5️⃣ Nothing, update something already posted 📊 Show results
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Sharks are friends @sharkseveryday.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy international whale shark day! 💙 Despite being the largest fish in the ocean these guys feed on tiny animals (like krill) and tiny plants (Pics: Pauline Rico and Damian Almua on inaturalist (CC-BY-NC 4.0))
A whale shark (Rhincodon typus) filter feeding vertically at the surfacePhoto of a whale shark's pattern from above. These sharks have a blue/grey color with white dots on the back and sides and a white underside
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I accidentally wrote a flashback within a flashback... Flashback-ception. I hope it's readable. ;-;
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#WIP #SimonGhostRiley #ComfortInSilence #Ao3 #NoeWIP This is unedited. Hoping working on something else triggers my brain into working on BGW like I want to. :) A chapter of this is long overdue.
WIP for the next chapter of Comfort In Silence by NoeBody_NoeSoul
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Simon’s hands are covered in blood, but it doesn’t stick. The electricity coursing through his body hitting him full force like a punch to the gut. Sharp burning kinds of pain erupt from every overstimulated nerve as his hand instinctually grips the wire tighter, muscles unable to relax enough to let go. Somewhere through the pain, he feels both shoulders dislocate as his knees give out just enough to retch his body down towards the ground a few feet more. He hears a shot ring out somewhere below him, and another, and another. He hears himself scream once, on impact, and then his vision starts to swim. His heart skips before kicking into overdrive as it races at the current running through his spine and makes his legs go numb.

The hands on his waist barely register as his body is pulled down so he’s hanging upside down. Those same hands move to his mask, pulling it off of his face just enough to expose his mouth and nose. The smell of burning flesh is acrid and familiar. His ears are ringing, something in his gut is sloshing around and it feels like his brain is melting. He feels weightless for a moment, then the pressure stops, the burning fades minutely and his mind falls into what could only be described as a drowning silence. He barely feels the voltage anymore.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As I am very behind, I am starting to post what I do have to ao3 (Just to get something out this week ;-; ) Day 1 of #BottomGhostWeek2026 has been posted; more to come...eventually archiveofourown.org/works/914915...
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
According to my emoji tags… #SimonGhostRiley is a silly little guy 👻 #JohnSoapMacTavish is bubbly 🧼 #KyleGazGarrick is actually Cap 🧢 #JohnPrice is Mr.Money Bags 💰 #GaryRoachSanderson is still a bug 🪳 #KateWatcherLaswell sees all 👁️‍🗨️ And #CoDNikolai is an attack helicopter 🚁 This is good. :)
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder what Simon said? #WIP #NoeWIP #BottomGhostWeek2026 [Writer's Block, release me, please]
"Wait. Yer Serious. Ye've nev- Ye cannae... I... BUT YER PURE BRAW SIMON" The Scot is spiralling.
Or
John MacTavish is having a bad time with some news Simon has shared. 
The Poor Lad.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
:)
It took John thirty seconds to
understand, ten seconds to sign. A week later, Simon
Riley was finally put to rest
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It has accrued to be Bottom Ghost Week will be the first smut you have seen from me… Interesting. Nerve-racking.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#BottomGhostWeek2026 might be getting away from me. This is the unedited word count of Day Two... (Which might be late due to the fact that I'm not finished yet....)
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[👻💰] [Day 1: Sensory Play] #BottomGhostWeek2026 #SimonGhostRiley #JohnPrice #PriceGhost #GhostPrice SoftDom!Price | Sub!Simon | Wounded!Simon | Autistic!Simon [This has a bit of Sensory Deprivation and Light Dom/Sub aspects as well.] [🪖🔞⛓️👥🧩] ~ Sweet (1/48)
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#BottomGhostWeek2026 WIP To Be Posted Tomorrow 8/24 :)
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My #BottomGhostWeek2026 lineup: Day 1: Sensory Play Day 2: Age Gap Day 3: Ritual Sex/Womb Tattoo Day 4: Multiple OrGAZms Day 5: Belly Bulge, A/B/O, Breeding Kink Day 6: Dry Humping Day 7: Free Use (This is mostly personal motivation to actually post on time but also because I am excited! Post fixed)
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Chapter Three is live! #Ao3 #GhostSoap #Ghoap #GhostRoach #GhostSoapRoach archiveofourown.org/works/891834...
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am usually very particular about my #BottomGhost but I’d love to see some #TopKyleGazGarrick and #TransBottomSimonGhostRiley this week… If I could draw I’d do it myself but alas I cannot so instead I am hoping :) I saw a beautiful piece the other day and have been inspired ever since
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#WIP #JohnSoapMacTavish #KyleGazGarrick #NoeWIP
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mer Simon had a lot to do and say, apparently. Soap Hasn't even had a chance to speak in this chapter.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you ever sit down to write something with a plan already set out for the story, but once you start actually putting words on pages, everything you had planned falls apart, only to settle into something far better? It's rare for me. But when it happens... it's like Whale Watching 300 Clicks Out
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Writing an update for a posted fic and... Send aid, I love them together. This is not how this was supposed to go. Why are they so cute? You two are not supposed to be the pairing... But I simply cannot separate them... It would be a sin. :panic:
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#Omegaverse: Who is what? (Those not mentioned have already been assigned. #Nikolai #KyleGazGarrick #JohnSoapMacTavish Edition 1️⃣ B! Nik, A! Gaz, A! Soap 2️⃣ A! Nik, B! Gaz, O! Soap 3️⃣ B! Nik, A! Gaz, O! Soap 4️⃣ A! Nik, O! Gaz, B! Soap 5️⃣ B! Nik, O! Gaz, O! Soap 📊 Show results
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I posted this to #Ao3 More to come later this week. Do you recognise this #Poly141 fic? archiveofourown.org/works/909096...
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would we like some WIPs before I go to bed? I have a few #Ghoap, and a few #Poly141, and the beginning of a #141XOCs if you’d like :)
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Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 12/08/2026
A gentle reminder that Ellipsus will NEVER feed your writing to an LLM. We do not surveil your work and we will never introduce gen-AI into the tool. AI has no place in human writing.
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 20/06/2026
Based.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today, at work, everything is wrong. I have been injured, my personal locker was broken into, my boss is blaming me for something I wasn’t on shift for and I forgot my laptop. Today is…unfortunate.
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Question: Of these, which would you prefer? 4 of TF141 are creatures. Who is the Human? 1️⃣ Human Price 2️⃣ Human Ghost 3️⃣ Human Gaz 4️⃣ Human Soap 5️⃣ Human Roach 📊 Show results
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Inspiration has struck! There will be many updates and new things coming this week! Including some #Ghoap, #KyleGazGarrick, and a #Poly141! I hope you like them. :)
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【 🐠 The Gleaner 🎣 】 @lizcreedart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
its just that easy ✅
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Call me Noe :) @nkealspen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I found something to write about, with help of course. I hopefully can finish today and posting tomorrow That said, I have three nearly complete pieces to post this week What do you want to see first? 1️⃣ New Hurt/Comfort 2️⃣ Giant Mer Ghost 3️⃣ Comfort in Silence 4️⃣ Gaz POV WIP 📊 Show results
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