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NJValkyrie

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The hardest part about the Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending i'm not excited about it.

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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 2h
I she suddenly concerned?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 8h
I don't think I've ever seen an old person try harder to be relevant
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JD Vance would also like you to know that he thought Shane Gillis' monologue was hilarious.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, JD Vance is a big fan of Shane Gillis' comedy, huh?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He's the indirect killer
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why should they stop? Despite numerous court rulings against the administration, there has been exactly ZERO consequences or repercussions.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Or blatantly manipulate the global oil market by announcing fake deals w/countries you invaded, causing oil price to go down, buy a few million shares, then sell the next day when said countries say there's no deal and oil prices spike back up.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NOW the suddenly remember anti-trust laws. When Trump's rich buddies want to make mega-merger deals, everyone suddenly has temporary amnesia
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A remake of John Carpenter's The Thing (yes, I know his was a remake) where the creature just wants to remain a dog and is looking for a human to adopt it.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Note he condemned everything EXCEPT White Supremacy
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember when America, especially Republicans, were HORRIFIED at this image? Now look at the video below. What the hell happened to us as a country that the entire Republican party, led by a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist, is endorsing this??
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA leading up to the 2024 election: "We will bring prices down on Day One. More affordability for all." MAGA since the 2024 election: "You can do with less."
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Michele Tafoya: Email: info@micheletafoya.com Mailing Address: 3500 Vicksburg Ln N, Ste 267, Plymouth, MN 55447 Contact Page: micheletafoya.com/contact/ FB: www.facebook.com/micheletafoy... FLOOD HER! Let her know how you feel about paying more for less because of her support for an illegal war!
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Can't say it was fraud or not fraud" Not if you don't want to be sued by Dominion for a few billion dollars, you can't. The machines have never been a problem, hence the entire reason Dominion can slap these killer lawsuits on anyone who says otherwise.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And FFS, wipe that goddamn smirk off your face. This is a Senate hearing--at least PRETEND to act professionally.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These Downfall parodies will never get old. This one was great, except Stormy. Should have been Natalie
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did PM Frederiksen just change some words around in the existing 1951 agreement and Trump now thinks he won?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He only remembers the last thing someone told him. He was probably talking to some fisherman lobby in FL who were annoyed about avoiding manatees or something
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Translation: Our current packaging is made in Canada and now subject to tariffs. But somebody found a bunch of old inventory of the yellow packaging, so we'll just spin it as marketing rather than call the president out on his ridiculous trade war.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where was all this concern during Alligator Alcatraz and innocent people getting killed in the streets by ICE? She was silently complicit until Trump's poll numbers on immigration hit rock bottom. Now that it's toxic to be associated with him, she changes her tune. Typical hypocrite Republican
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"The workers don't want it either" Hmm, is that why WORKERS created the 40hr work week?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are the socialists in the room with you now, Dan?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These are the type of people who, when you tell them white will be the ethnic minority in American by 2040, they recoil in horror.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck 'em. I'm in NJ and really don't care where I go for gas since I don't have to pump it myself. But WaWa tends to have nicer employees, so I do tend to wind up there more often.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is he typing this while cowering at the bottom of a catering truck? Surprised he can get a signal
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
From the article: "It might then have been possible to persuade Congress to ratify the Versailles Treaty" had Wilson stepped down due to his dementia. Ummm, no. That treaty was DISASTROUS to Germany & did more to push the world towards another global conflict than anything. Germany had little choice
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is the Pedo-in-Chief talking about data centers or how he approaches women for sex?
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'll believe it when I see it
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Holy cats, screen addiction is no joke! Those algorithms pull you in and will NOT let go. With effort, I put all my screens away and picked up a book all of my friends had recommended. I'd forgotten how quickly a good book can draw you in and hold your attention. And no garbage opinions from videos.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember the end of Ghost where Carl gets dragged to Hell by groaning shades? I have a vision of that same thing happening to #LindseyGraham, only the groaning shades are thousands of Gaza children
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I called 911 bc I'd fallen down the stairs and broke my ankle. 2 incredible EMTs were there in 5 minutes but why did #BrickPD show up? Why did a cop with a Kevlar vest, sudearm, & taser show up for a mere home accident? Made me nervous since I was sprawled on my kitchen floor & completely helpless
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After 2 days of being bedridden, I've come to 1 inescapable conclusion. Not 1 woman was ever consulted about the design of a female urinal.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
An extreme version of the Cat Distribution System
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dems should run Willie Horton-like ads for Jan 6ers that were pardoned by Trump and committed everything from rape to pedophilia. Let's see #MAGA defend that
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can watch men on period simulators all day. Maybe it's just to show guys that we can go through our daily lives while in pain or maybe I just like to see them suffer a little bit so they'll be more empathetic towards us. Either way, it still brings me joy
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Come at me, Trump bootlickers
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
it's May, the protest month of May. That proudly month where everyone stays blissfully away...from shops and stores. #mayday May Day protest organizers call for boycott of work, school and shopping : NPR
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Astronauts are all simultaneously thinking, "This meeting could have been an email!"
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
No adjective exists to describe this guy
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Because when you're a few weeks into a war, nothing shows credibility and confidence more than firing the head of the Army.
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I agree. Even Iran's most potent papaganda is more trustworthy than the orange shitstain who stood up in front of the country last night. But obviously NOTHING Iran says should ever be taken at face value. Al-Jazeera is a great source for actual facts, if you're looking.
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