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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No CNN, you're not going to succeed on making me watch your videos, no matter how absolutely unhinged Harry Enten looks.

See description of the quoted image, only more so.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This Harry Enten tweet from 2018 is a permanent memory in my head.

Tweet from Harry Enten (@ForecasterEnten):

Most people: Who cares about polling? People who think they're informed but not: You can't trust polling. People who are somewhat informed: Nice new generic ballot poll. Junkies who have no lives: WE GOT A VERMONT POLL PEOPLE.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'M NOT ARRIVING TO THE AIRPORT TWO AND A HALF HOURS IN ADVANCE, YOU TOOLS

Timeline that the airline recommends for a flight

10:00: Arrive at the airport
11:00: Security check
11:50: Gate
12:00: Gate closes
12:30: Plane departs

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If Seth Bodnar were smart he'd look toward the Lib Dems for inspiration.

Lib Dem style leaflet of the Montana Senate race, complete with a bar chart, reading:

It's a two horse race in Montana this November
ONLY INDEPENDENT SETH BODNARCAN BEAT REPUBLICANS HERE

Kurt Alme 44%
Seth Bodnar 32%
Alani Bankhead 14% (Can't win here!)

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Literally the most adorable guy in existence. He deserved the world.

Billie Sutton sitting in the middle of a lush and expansive green landscape, tipping his cowboy hat and in general just being cute.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Eight years later, this election result still hurts.

Wikipedia infobox for the 2018 South Dakota gubernatorial election, which Kristi Noem won with 50.97 percent of the vote to Billie Sutton's 47.60 percent.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Found it. Although I lost the post that I was going to reply to with this image so I'll just post it here.

Tweet from ACAB Rees-Mogg (@jelly_pack):

"Died of Covid-19 or died WITH Covid-19?" I snort condescendingly before dying *with* my head coincidentally separated from my body by a guillotine.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm searching through the results of the word "COVID" in my photo library, and they just keep getting better and better. This was from a university building.

Whiteboard with several things written on it:

- "Beware! Presence of asbestos, nuclear waste and COVID" with most of it rubbed out so it looks like it says "Beware! COVID"

- "CORONAVIRUS IS FROM [illegible]"

- "#TEAMBIMINI"

- Some sort of circuitry diagram with messy and unreadable handwriting next to it

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No wait this one is slightly different but better.

Same thing but with "he will be baked soon alhamdulillah" at the top

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just uncovered a screenshot from 2022 of my Google search history from when I was stuck at home with COVID.

nancy pelosi
increase in appetite after covid
random number 1 to 20
report Ift
do pcr tests expire
burgess road post box
covid paracetamol
how much would it cost to buy out
amazon
fair representation act
indigenous meaning
lincoln chafee spotify
heads or tails
kjb
vaccine data uk

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also I promise I haven't given any thought to Joe Sestak for about seven years, so I have no idea how I was right on the money.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My cousin: "Can you walk my dog while I'm away?" Me: "Of course, no problem!!" The dog:

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

CNN going to great lengths with their thumbnails to show people just how insane Harry Enten is.

Thumbnail with two shots of Harry Enten looking completely unhinged.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Honorary mention to my dad's dogs, who are absolute menaces, and the stinkiest boys I've ever met.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My cousins' dog, but she's been begging me to share my dinner with her every day since I started staying with them.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm back in the park, because apparently this is turning into a heatwave tradition.

View of the same park, just as dry and barren, with the sun shining through the branches of a comparatively tall tree.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bluesky Trending is just a little bit late to the party.

1st on Bluesky Trending:

Burnham eyes Labour leadership
Cartoons and debate swirl around Burnham's devolution agenda and election strategy.
132 posts

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I made this meme back when the 2020 Georgia runoffs were going on and it seems to become relevant again every cycle.

Gold standard pollster: D+4; I sleep
Trash pollsters with R skew: D+1; real shit?

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Frankly it's bad enough that we were already getting this sort of heat in June, but it's September. It's been FOUR MONTHS. MAKE IT STOP.

10 day weather forecast for Madrid

Monday 14: L19° H35°
Tuesday 15: L20° H36°
Wednesday 16: L15° H32°
Thursday 17: L17° H31°
Friday 18: L17° H31°
Saturday 19: L18° H31°
Sunday 20: L17° H32°
Monday 21: L18° H31°
Tuesday 22: L17° H31°

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Need to go and get lunch bit I had to sit down to readjust my belt and this fucker leapt onto me. I'm going to starve.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Apple jumping on the foldable screen bandwagon despite it being demonstrated time and again that nobody wants a folding phone.

"Well did it work for those people?"

"No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but…but it might work for us."

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whenever I see this 🙃 emoji I always get this image in my head

Thumbnail for "Potter Puppet Pals: Ron's Disease", showing the face of the Ron puppet upside down.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Can't believe Elon Musk is supporting Greater Somalia irredentism.

Map of Africa with the areas inhabited mostly by ethnic Somalis in green.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes just to feel something I'll plug my iPad into itself.

An iPad Air in a keyboard case, with a cable plugged into the iPad on one end and the keyboard on the other.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This is what the sensible middle ground looks like.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I stand with trans people and trains people.

Tweet from Sophia: #YesAllWomen b/c I am trans woman receiving rape and death threats tonight and I don't know where to go b/c I am trans.

Reply from raj: my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Photo I took last night. See if you can find the Andromeda Galaxy.

Detailed view of the night sky through the trees, including the constellations of Perseus, Andromeda, Cassiopeia and Lacerta.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Came out on my ninth birthday, and my brother got it for me as a present.

Album cover of Off with Their Heads by Kaiser Chiefs

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Looking through some of the photos I took on my camera and most of them aren't great, with the exception of this one.

Total solar eclipse hanging above the mountains. Venus is also visible in the top left corner.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have my insane "escape from it all" moments from time to time and the algorithm just keeps feeding them.

Notification from Airbnb: We kept your search going

You left but we kept looking for homes in Falkland Islands you might like.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My photos don't do justice to how surreal it was.

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Always a winning message, unironically

"loving your wife isn't a personality" okay tell that to my wife, who i love

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

You don't need to be able to speak English to write banger lyrics in English.

[Verso 2]
Maybe you're right, but I am righter
Maybe you're right, but I am righter

[Estribillo]
Because I'm writing this song for you
I'm righter because I'm writing this song for you

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

One unisex bathroom with two gender segregated cubicles. What's going on here?

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

100 likes and I'll make these my avatar and banner.

European flag design with the colours of the Chinese flag

Chinese flag design with the colours of the European flag

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

For clarity, let's check how well Paul LePage did in the district he's apparently heavily favoured in. Ok he won it, by…two percent, in a midterm with a Democratic president, no you're right actually, he's an absolute behemoth and Matt Dunlap will be quaking in his boots.

Table showing the 2022 Maine gubernatorial election by congressional district

District | Mills | LePage | Representative
1st | 63% | 36% | Chellie Pingree
2nd | 48% | 50% | Jared Golden

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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Perfectly normal weather

Picture of the road with a sky blanketed in smoke and a blood red sun about thirty degrees above the horizon

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