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Nixon Was An Amateur

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“When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.” —Richard Nixon, 1977 "He who saves his country does not violate any law."--Donald Trump, 2025

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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 14h
Kim’s career has been sent to a farm upstate, where it can run and play and really be happy.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The more of these stories come out about Ken Paxton, the more it feels like we're living out deleted scenes from The Devil's Advocate
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So Trump started a war of choice with Iran. Russia is assisting Iran with weapons and intelligence to kill American soldiers. Now Trump just handed a multibillion $ lifeline to the country that is helping kill our troops, in a war he started. "America First", amirite?
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So apparently Tim Kennedy got shot in the Congo while working for Erik Prince and I gotta say the scriptwriters are just mailing it in at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/w...
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Inside Erik Prince’s Mercenary Deal in Congo (Gift Article)
The injury of a former Green Beret and death of an elite soldier from New Zealand have highlighted the Blackwater founder’s growing role in one of Africa’s most intractable conflicts.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One way you can tell you're winning a war is when your military has to beat a pell mell retreat from (checks notes) Britain. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats (Gift Article)
The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Basketball player goes up for monster dunk, ball ricochets off rim, opposing team takes the rebound the other way for an easy layup and the go-ahead score. [This is a subtweet of Eric Schmitt]
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was wondering what the "Massachusetts lesbian bar" story was about, so I googled it: A lesbian bar in Massachussetts finally loosened its mask mandate, and some people got mad about it on the internet. That's it. That's the story. For some reason this has been national news for days.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you wanted to write a capsule history of the tech industry in the 21st century, I think… Tech bros 2000: “Don’t be evil.” Tech bros 2026: “Evil is good actually.” … sums it up nicely.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of polls showing high disapproval of the Democratic Party (supposed to offset Trump’s unpopularity). What the polls don’t tell is that a lot of that is because people are mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker angry because they don’t believe the Dem Party is fighting hard enough against Trump.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Bestiality" is such an oddly specific thing to decide is no longer disqualifying. Only makes sense if they had someone in the pipeline they really want to hire for some key job but needed a hand getting over that little "oops, I fucked my Doberman" speed bump in the background check process.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I admittedly haven't been following NCAA football in recent years (I've been overseas), and when I check back in UCLA and USC are now in the Big 10? (Which has like 18 teams?) And Cal and Stanford are in the Atlantic* Coast Conference? (*Do we need to buy these people a map?)
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lots of attention focused (understandably) on control of Congress in the midterms. But don’t sleep on the state and local level races (Gov, Lt Gov, secretary of state, elections commissioner, etc.). They’re the ones who will run elections, count votes, and certify results in 2028.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. I've never even so much as downloaded ChatGPT. Let alone used it. The ick is strong with that app.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My man looks like he inherited an Oklahoma plumbing business, tried his hand as a "professional MMA fighter" (lol*), then somehow got elected to public office, and now holds one of the most critical and sensitive jobs in the USG.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Iranian nuclear program must be like the Death Star. We keep “obliterating” it, but it keeps coming back.
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Poe Dameron: Somehow, Palpatine Returned
ALT: Poe Dameron: Somehow, Palpatine Returned
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
During the Cold War, West Germany stored its gold in New York to protect it from the Soviets in event of a Warsaw Pact invasion. Now European countries are moving their gold *out* of New York, to protect it from… us. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/w...
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Dutch Central Bank Cuts Gold Reserves in U.S., Citing ‘Geopolitical Unrest’ (Gift Article)
The Netherlands moved some 90 tons of gold out of the Federal Reserve Bank in New York, the second European nation this year to announce it had decreased or eliminated U.S. gold holdings.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You often hear the phrase "wall of water" used to describe tsunamis and flash floods, but these videos from Nepal are the first I've seen that really justify the term. Terrifying. Those poor people.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ancient Greek poets couldn’t write comedy this good www.nytimes.com/2026/08/28/u...
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is old news by now, but I just can’t process that a Gulf oil sheikhdom gave the President of the United States a $400 million luxury jet (that he says he gets to keep when he leaves office), and Congress and the media basically just shrugged. Biggest bribe in world history.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For no fucking reason whatsoever, President Catering Cart McSundown picked a fight with one of our friendliest neighbors and closest allies, and it has now escalated into a full-blown trade war that will damage both of our economies, and people are like "whatever". Everything is just so stupid.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp is emblematic of the weird, broken people Trump draws into his orbit, like dwarf planets around a dying star. If you look past the racism, corruption, incompetence, etc., what sticks out is their neediness and insecurity. Pathetic people. Which actually makes them even more dangerous.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was this before or after you fled in a Turkish catering truck
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, yes, the aesthetic preferences of a senile TV game show host should definitely be the primary factor driving the design of multibillion dollar national strategic assets. Cool, cool.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey remember that "America First" guy who was going to get us out of the "forever wars" in the Middle East? Good times. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/15/u...
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As China Pushes to Expand in Asia, Trump Focuses on Iran (Gift Article)
Asian allies are beginning to wonder whether the United States would or could defend them in a war.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you want to understand Hegseth, just imagine if you took the most obnoxious blue flamer tryhard cadet in your ROTC Advanced Camp platoon and made him SECDEF. No, I don't mean 20-30 years later. I mean right then.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Funniest possible outcome would have been if there was some kind of tarmac mixup involving the catering cart and Trump ended up on a Lufthansa 777 en route to Hamburg. "Good evening, your dinner options tonight are the pasta with marinara, the chicken cordon bleu, and the WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??"
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just checking in on this banger prediction from the Oracle of Pretoria, the smartest man alive. How are we doing?
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"unexpectedly" www.cnbc.com/2026/08/07/j...
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U.S. economy unexpectedly lost 23,000 jobs in July
Nonfarm payrolls were projected to increase by 83,000 in July while the unemployment rate held steady at 4.2%, according to the Dow Jones consensus.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ENGLISH FIREPOWER OVERWHELMS FRENCH DEFENSES (Battle of Agincourt, October 1415)
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
These are the people that this administration is giving guns and badges to and putting out on our streets. Good God. apnews.com/article/ice-...
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AP Exclusive: ICE officer in Maine shooting has history of violent behavior, family and records say
The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood, according to c...
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Our company name “Greenwater Services” has a lot of people asking questions already answered by our name.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Greenwater Services”? I don’t really like this season. Too many jumped sharks. The scriptwriters are just phoning it in at this point. About to delete from my Netflix queue.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
How could Netanyahu have possibly known that Trump would toss him overboard as soon as he was no longer perceived as personally useful? Somebody should have told him.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
September 2, 1945: USS Missouri sails into Tokyo Bay, where MacArthur will sign the instrument of surrender and hand over the deed to Hawaii and a dozen steamer trunks full of gold bars
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Honest question: aside from killing a bunch of people (including hundreds of Iranian schoolgirls and 13 U.S. troops), depleting our munitions stockpiles, costing the taxpayer hundreds of billions of dollars, and driving up the price of everything, what the fuck did this war accomplish??
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Celebrating our independence with two men beating each other up in a cage on the White House lawn… The most unrealistic part of “Idiocracy” is that it was set 500 years in the future.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Going great
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fuck Jared Polis
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… oil ships on fire in the Strait of Hormuz… all these moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain.”
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Brooks literally published this just days after Viktor Orban was turned out of office in a landslide. Finger on the pulse.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Goddamnit, that’s the THIRD time I’ve brought this case to the Pope and he refused to file charges! He is WEAK on crime! We’re never gonna get this scumbag perp off the streets with this guy in charge.”
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My bizarre, unprompted, out-of-the-blue “not involved in Epstein’s sex trafficking” public statement has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my statement.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Had a conflict with my neighbor. I threatened to burn his house down and kill his family unless he returns my lawnmower. We then agreed that I will pay him $100 every time I drive past his house (which used to be free). Also, we will share joint custody of the lawnmower. I hereby declare victory.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
4 days ago, Hegseth boasted that the U.S. had achieved such mastery of Iran's airspace that we were flying 60-year-old B-52s over the country. Since then, over a 24 hour period the Iranians reportedly shot down 2 U.S. jets, damaged 2 helicopters, and a U.S. airman is missing behind enemy lines.
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 28/03/2026
It's sad for all Americans that we have to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our great nation with the most corrupt, evil president in our history.
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Nixon Was An Amateur @nixonwuzrobbed.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I took my son Odin, destined to be god-commander of the Valkyries, to a NY-style pizza joint and he unironically ordered a Porsche 911. When the guy behind the counter recovered from his shock and said “we don’t sell those”, Odin said “that’s okay, I’ll take a Corvette then”. Much based. Very edge.
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