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NitroWeasel3k

@nitroweasel3k.bsky.social
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Senior propagandist for The Geekist Cult.

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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The dead Victorian child version of Elf on the shelf is superior.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Fanta horror themed cans are a massive bummer this year. All we get is Ghostface and.... non copyright infringing scarecrow, werewolf, and.. Billy Idol vampire?
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me:*Searches SOV horror on Tubi. Me: Ah finally... ghoul time.
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Dancing Pumpkin Head in Spooky Cemetery
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I kept trying to give my partner bites of my candy because its my favorite candy. I realized I flirt like some sort of weird human crow by offering them my shiny.
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Bird pecks dog's nose
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Warriors are one of the least cool looking gangs in The Warriors. Can you dig it? #NowWatching #FilmSky #MovieSky
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Orphans The Warriors
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yoooo its fuckin GBBS (Bake Off) day!
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Noel Fielding Mighty Boosh
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the Draft Kings commercial that implies that one Jonas and Kevin Hart have such crippling gambling addiction they couldn't leave the state for vacation because they'd miss too much gambling.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rough week. Listen to Jolene and I Will Always Love You. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show or Lexx: Supernova or Clue. #RIPDollyParton #RIPTimCurry
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw a bunch of people doing cry reactions to The Sheep Detectives and I didn't think it was that much of a tear jerker. Has One Piece ruined my emotional pallete?
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: *goes to bar Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Do you have any pumpkin beer? BT: We have Octoberfest!
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Right to Jail, Right Away
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 18/08/2026
Tubi is going all-in on horror with the brand new year-round TERROR ON TUBI hub. The seasonal celebration now becomes a permanent home for free-streaming horror. Curated collections evolve throughout the year, giving fans and newcomers fresh ways to explore the horror genre.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 09/08/2026
Trainspotting was released 30 years ago today 🏃‍♂️💊
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't know what the hell The Dink is but it took me more time than I'd like to admit to realize this was not professional wrestler Matt Jackson.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello. I'm very old. What is a Kelsi and why are they all over my Tubi? Is this something I should know about?
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Venom is a super flawed and goofy movie but Tom Hardy, Eminem, and Run the Jewels really just carry the entire bizzare mess.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Watched the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies and now I have Hero by Nickleback stuck in my head... send help.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Matthew McConaughey smokes so much in True Detective that I'm starting to cough shit up from watching 3 episodes back to back.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dorohedoro rules. I don't know why I waited so long to check this out. A tough muscle mommy and a guy with a lizard head who loves gyoza fighting sorcerers is a recipe for success in my book.
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Dorohedoro Kaiman Enjoying Gyoza
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I watched Man Thing last night. I forgot there were R rated Marvel movies before Deadpool. This one had nudity AND someone got called cock sucker!
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So Edgy Guy in Sunglasses
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Batman Forever is ghastly and gaudy and I love it.
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Batman Forever: Two-Face's Iconic Look
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#NowWatching Con Air. A seminal film to my teen years when a movies merit was defined by whether or not it contained Nic Cage. "Put the Bunny back in the box."
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Man with Long Hair Winks
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Why is Disney playing Christmas commercials on my Hulu already? I don't even like Christmas AT CHRISTMAS you corpo mouse bitch!
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Boy the opening theme for 1977s Shock by *checks notes Not Goblin is pretty sick.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Reposting for any of my Canadian followers because hopefully this new entry rules as much as the rest of the franchise and free ninety nine is a great price for any ticket.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just started Scanner Cop. What a wonderful mix of insane acting, practical effects, and a nonsensical story. #NowWatching #FilmSky #HorrorSky
A still frame from the 1994 film Scanner Cop. The image showcases some of the films practical effects depicting actor James Horan with a small mutated head protruding from his forehead.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Man one of the biggest bummers about starting a new hero shooter is when you are terrible with the heroes with the best design.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I keep hearing Ranch discourse around visitors for the #WorldCup. Even the TSA jokingly reminded people of liquid limits. If you're looking to take some home I'd suggest hitting up a grocery store and finding the Ranch powder you can use to mix it up yourself. #RanchRebels #ForbiddenKnowledge
A packet of Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning and recipe mix. This image features green hills with a blue sky background.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There should be a show called NINJA WORRIER where I face impossible anxiety-ridden obstacles like "facing my own mortality" and "dealing with my finances"
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tim Burton's Batman released June 23rd 1989. I once got in trouble because Warner Bros had a commercial on the Batman vhs tape that charged per minute and I kept calling thinking I could reach Batman. There was also a Diet Coke commercial. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwxe...
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BATMAN '89 - Diet Coke Commercial (1989)
YouTube video by BATMAN ON FILM
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is an excellent time to remind everyone that Vibes exists and you should all go and watch it.
A promotional poster for the 1988 film Vibes starring Cyndi Lauper and Jeff Goldblum. It states "put your hands on our hands and feel the VIBES" with a subheading stating "the psychic comedy thats out of its mind".
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Catching up on my @ruemorguemag.bsky.social reading. Finding out Curry Barker's Mom designed the One Wish Willow is adorable. #Obsession #Horror #HorrorFilms #HorrorSky
Issue 230 of Rue Morgue magazine. The cover is tones of orange with a cover story on Obsession.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm not sure if it's just me but Hulu knowing when I hit the letter B in search that I either want Boston Strangler or Bob's Burgers is on brand as hell for me.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching The Punisher be like... #Marvel #ThePunisher #NowWatching
Jon Bernthal as The Punisher with the text "aggressive grunting" in subtitle like font.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bluesky users be like
I'm not like other teens
I'm in my 40s

Pic ; a frog with eyeliner nails a studded collar and nasal piercing
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I know nothing about Kamen Rider so I started a random series on Tubi. Boy Kamen Rider Kuuga is bonkers. Is this entire show about a guy in pleather pants and a Carhart hoodie fighting bug demons whose powers are mainly bad CGI? Because I'm in if thats the case. #KamenRider #NowWatching
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Kamen Rider Kuuga: Godai Yusuke's Thumbs Up
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The fun thing about being old is that sometimes you hurt your neck. Then you get to spend the day turning your head like Burton's Batman.
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Michael Keaton Batman Looks Up and Turns
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#NowWatching We Bury The Dead and some of the "zombie" effects are pretty sick. Plus its has Amyl and the Sniffers playing during a motorcycle montage which is fun. Clay is just the right amount of dirt bag so far.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Soundtracks peaked with the Batman Forever soundtrack. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Val Kilmer as Batman in Batman Forever
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My partner got me this for our anniversary. I can't believe this comic is physically in my possession. #Daredevil #Marvel #Comics
Daredevil issue 171. This issue contains the first meeting and battle between Daredevil and Kingpin. The cover portrays Daredevil in classic red jump kicking Kingpin who is adorned in a white blazer, orange vest, and purple pin stripe pants.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I try not to buy too many action figures due to storage space but I couldn't pass these two up. Everyone look at my new sons. #ActionFigures #Daredevil #OnePiece
The Figuarts Zero Roronoa Zoro.The Marvel Legends Daredevil The Man Without Fear figure.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A quarter of all One Piece subtitles be like: Fishman 6014BB: Oh no!
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Interesting, according to this Saatva mattress commercial literally all of my problems are because of mattress. If I only purchased correct mattress the pain would all stop.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Picked my viewing of Punisher War Zone back up. Man Frank HATES parkour.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Punisher War Zone only has 3 guy getting hurt sound effects and boy do they get some mileage out of them!
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There is nothing more satisfying than when you come off a hyper fixation, jump into another, and suddenly you find media that spans both.
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a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face and the words oh goooood
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Which ad would you like to watch?" Awfully bold of the streaming service I pay borderline illegal quantities of money for to assume the answer is any at all.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I watched the Godfather without my significant other yesterday (they were asleep) and today completely at random and unprovoked they started whistling the theme song. I think they might be a witch? Which I'm on-board with.
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NitroWeasel3k @nitroweasel3k.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Someday there's going to be a podcast (clips of it will be all over socials) of some bro vaping in a room asking a Popeyes executive about this promotion. On that day we'll see the light in that persons eyes dissappear in real time because I dont think they realized how insane One Piece fans are.
A screenshot of the store front for Popeyes One Peice promotion. The site notes "Collectibles Out of Stock".
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Disappointment.
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