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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shirley Jackson
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok, we got too many dork ass Ross’s writing incel adjacent op-eds.
Ross Barkan
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And then she bit the hand that fed her. This is why you never get in bed with fascists to begin with. in addition wanting to harm anyone who is not like them it’s an ideology that will eat its own ultimately.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
If elected officials don’t feel safe then how are professors in a Department studying sexuality and gender supposed to feel safe? How is a tenant organizer supposed to feel safe, student protesters etc all the people in political life who are targeted by the same reactionaries without any support.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know your fucked when Nate Silver has to be the one to point it out.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Idk, I think it’s makes sense given he is so desperate to get out of this war with Iran and thinks Russia will help him. But I wouldn’t worry it’s not like Putin has a history of exploiting and fucking over desperate and vulnerable leaders.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bitch, gas is 8 dollars a gallon and we're importing mystery meat from Argentina and the 63 year old CEO of Nvidia is on stage begging people to stop hating AI while wearing a leather jacket, sorry man the jig is up. You fucking lost. Things are not gonna go your way. That's already over
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, people famously assemble in mass risking state violence because they only want to complain.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s been a while seen this, but I am pretty sure she is referring to online political discourse. Which makes this person’s post comically ironic.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Its really shows you who not to trust. Oh and also top of being a vile bigot willing to throw any group under the bus, if elected she will absolutely be a spoiler and derail any meaningful legislation that passes through the senate.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am sure they didn’t appreciate the mud and grass stains at the bottom hem.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, maybe they will get it right next time, since they are determined to remake this every ten years.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope the barn she tries to raise, falls on her.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can always contact a pet store to use to line their bird cages.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What an incredible honor….and then I scrolled down to see the other nominees. the ceremony might have great catering at least.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuck right off with that framing
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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“The DSA are trust fund babies from wealthy and affluential families.
Bernie Sanders and the DSA are pure trash and garbage.”“The DSA had said that they want to abolish prison and jail.
Does that mean everyone should be release from jail regardless of crime and someone like Donald Trump don't have to worry about impeachment and going to jail for his war crimes then, right?
Do I have that correct?
Just asking.”
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, wait. Let’s hear him out about wanting to be hit by a truck.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait,…what?
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/10/2026
hashtag florida
Sign proclaiming Hulk Hogan Trail, with the requisite level of tasteboat with a large shark head on it somewhere in Tampa BayHigh tension electrical line support in the shape of the Mickey Mouse silhouette Skeleton and shopping cart by the side of the road
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hypocrite yes, but it don’t make him wrong.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry but this one deserves to be shown too
youtu.be
The Kids in the Hall Test Tube Baby
YouTube video by Machina Adore
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one only got better with age.
youtu.be
Trapping Beavers! kITH !!!
YouTube video by Fight Night
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They made the dean’s list at Dartmouth.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catapult
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you think they majored in?
Ghoulies 3: ghoulies go to college
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Give me this, but A.I.”
Insane Ben Garrison cartoon
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pussy business is a booming.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely, just check for Mold.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it will just taste stale as hell
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Although I am for testing this theory by pushing him off the building to see if he doesnt survive.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone not black who voted for Trump and then threw a hissyfit about his racism is just mad they got hit with a hot shell casing while they were firing off a gun at us.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, he must think Newsmax viewers are impossibly stupid, which in fairness…probably.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No joke, to even have a stay at home parent, the other one is gonna need to be pulling in north of 80 grand in many parts of the country.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Earl Camembert from SCTV
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most useless form of news is “CEO says.” Can this tool actually do what it says or is the company just trying to profit off fear?
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The same Qatar that keeps taking pictures of my sister!
Krusty the clown in back of car with two mobsters.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
C’mon, it’s not like these guys a legal experts or anything?
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, i Guess there are less interesting ways to be killed.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, he is still a Nazi though
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rigor Tortoise
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I read shit like that, it makes me wanna pelt the person who wrote it with an orange.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading Bret cry about the state of literature is like hearing Ben Shapiro gripe about movies, mainly two guys angry and bitter that they are incapable of being creative.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I honestly can’t image there ever being a stupider president.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me with my masters degree working in a factory for 40k a year.
Monopoly man
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You say you'd kill for your child but you can't imagine crossing a border to save them from an oppressive government regime."
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
PSA: No Kings is a coalition, not an org, and it does not do fundraising appeals for itself. Partner orgs raise money for costs we're incurring to put it on. But if you get a text from "NO KINGS" or a PAC you've never heard of before asking for $ that is a scam and you should block/shame away.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This old chestnut, billionaires who are not actually concerned about AI but are aware of horrible public sentiment. They are actually more worried about the government reigning them, so they turn to the tried and true “we are gonna regulate ourselves”.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shit, the math adds up.
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s seem appropriate that Kirk’s idea of heaven is hanging out with some of history’s greatest mass murderers.
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