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Nirel

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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enough about the age cap on public office and more about a wage cap. Billionaires do not interact with and cannot relate to the general public, so why the hell should they represent us? #electionhottake
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#goals
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re going to have a post pop-off (get more than 2 likes) I HIGHLY recommend not doing that on threads.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m non-teaching staff but forget the house, I’ll settle for being able to afford rent and groceries in the same month without needing a second income.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t go out. I squandered my life savings away at an American ER this week. Don’t worry though, I was fully insured and I refused the ambulance the urgent care doc wanted to call so I should financially recover from this in 7-10 business years. #nexttimeilljustdie #healthcare #usathings
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m always so confused when small / indie sellers in the book space pull some absolute late-stage-capitalism bs then go “But I thought you liked shopping small 🥺” Like wow. U do not understand ur community AT ALL. #hopingtheallegationsarefakeabout #lastbookstorela #couldntleaveout #hotgirlsread
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shocking?
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Citizen or not, mistaken identity or not, why are federal agents beating up the people they’re detaining?
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly middle aged men who are into metal are insufferable. Like I get it Jimothy, my taste in music is shit. Now can you please stfu so the rest of us can enjoy singing along to Hot To Go?
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I ever conquer my time blindness I swear I will be unstoppable.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is it #millennial brain rot or does the 🙂 emoji on slack look vaguely threatening?
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just found out you can’t restore previous save files sooooo that’s some 💩 game design. Did I mention she spent all my bells, dug up my flowerbeds, chopped down my trees and removed all my rocks? 🪦#animalcrossing #rip
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“My island is so much more far along than yours,” MAAM I LIKED MY FRUIT ORCHARD!!! I was living the simple life 😭😭😭😭😭 #animalcrossing
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She chopped down my orchard cause it was “in the way” 😭😭😭😭 This is why parents shouldn’t play video games.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Had no idea that letting my mom play animal crossing on my switch meant letting her just chop down my trees, spend my bells, and otherwise “improve” my island 😡
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Best non-Noah parts of the #NoahKahanConcert last night: 1. Everyone playing #PoGo while waiting for the main event 2. The couple in my row sharing their mini fan with total strangers since the AC was NOT IT in the venue 3. Walking out into the perfect monsoon. Sometimes people are alright, y’know?
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Really need a note in my medical file that says “patient cannot conceptualize the passage of time and will not be able to tell you how long since symptoms began.” #adhd
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not really sure what manifesting is but I think it might be along the lines of #noahkahan playing Northern Attitude in the middle of his sold out show in Phoenix where #ChaseField just like… forgot to turn on the ac??? In the 100 degree heat? And then it dumping rain right as the concert let out.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There’s something so quintessentially 2026 about the my pillow guy election denying his own election loss in the most unhinged possible way.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think the peak point of algorithmic optimization was when they were so subtle you might not have even realized they were there or their effect on your feed. Of course that was problematic for other reasons…. *cough cough* #microtargetedpropaganda #2016election
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All these algorithms aggressively trying to predict what I like are making it impossible to find anything I like.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The worst part about Backlash by Susan Faludi is how much of it reads like it was written about things that happened yesterday not 30+ years ago. The best part about it is her humor. She is an incredibly witty writer and it’s very enjoyable to read.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And yes, the conversation did only get stranger from there.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In general 2FA is probably good, but in all honesty, by the time I got through the captcha, the password and was being asked to figure out how to get into my middle school email account, I had thought better of logging into Facebook and gave up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 23/07/2026
📖 Some folktales are preserved word for word. 🗣️ Others adapt to help communities make sense of the present. 🌍 In this Future Knowledge episode, scholars Helen Nde & Laura Gibbs explore African storytelling and how culture is preserved. 🎧 Listen ⤵️ futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/van... 🧵
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Truly incredible 😂 what a game!
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s easy to win when they disallow half the goals your opponents score on you. #VARgentina #WorldCup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BTS turned it up only for Justin Bieber to turn it down. Like way down. #WorldCup #SaveUsShakira
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I cannot explain why this sentence has me cracking up but it does. #2026isaFarce #measlesoutbreak Source: apple.news/AEzAxa_ruRRi...
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi every time someone takes the ball from him: #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#Switzerland gets a red card moments after leveling the game… the only thing surprising is that I am for some reason still watching the #WorldCup when THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
LET’S GO!!! #switzerland #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching Argentina vs. Switzerland and feeling dead inside. #ripnorway #fuckargentinatho
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dear #Norway, there is a stupid amount of people sitting outside in Phoenix, AZ right now rooting for you. It is 106 out. #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everytime the mofo #VAR gets involved some bs goes down. #WorldCup #Norway
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ASU: people need to be in office to be more productive. Also ASU: We’re getting rid of office trashcans so good luck finding one in your building every time you need to throw something away. #justsaying #itsascamtomakemebuyparking
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
wtf even was the end of that game? #WorldCup #Egypt
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR needs to leave the chat… #WorldCup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything he touches turns to 💩. #USABEL #WorldCup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium may not be able to deshitify everything President Midas touches, but they are out here scoring goals like they are going to avenge the rest of the world for it. #WorldCup #USABEL #USAforThemselves #BelgiumForTheWorld
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What really sucks, is rooting for the #USMNT up to this point was fun because it was the first thing in years that didn’t feel like it was ruined by Cheeto dusted fingerprints. Sucks to have another good thing ruined. #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium is playing with the vigor of a team who has an opportunity to stick it to The Orange One directly and I respect it. #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Every time someone falls over clutching their shin right beneath the spot their itsy bitsy shinguard I do feel a bit perplexed. Like if your career depends on not breaking a shin I think size might matter… #WorldCup #shinguards #isitjustme?
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Did the free trial of one of the Fox add on, realized there were 10xs the # of ads and 0 ppl yelling “gooooooallll!!!!” and figured it wasn’t worth the $50 I’d have to pay to add it to my subscription to that streaming service. Turns out ppl just wanna watch futbol. Not ads on ads on ads.
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You all played an amazing game #Croatia. I think you have a lot to be proud of. #WorldCup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LET’S GOOOOOO!!!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
REWIND THE TAPE! Imma need to see that goal again! #worldcup
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe he should assimilate his head out out of his ass.
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