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NinjAugustMarion

@ninjamarion.bsky.social
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A ninja & cis white guy named Marion. Bi, far left, socialist, & I love Zelda, AEW, and Gigi Murin. Master and ruler of the world & master of the powerbomb. I'll never stop with the month / holiday-themed names!

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 19h
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the BEST part - by STEPHBARKLEY
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Soulebreaker @soulebreaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Red dye diesel only lowered the price by about 0.03 cents. This is for monetary gain, and to look like they are doing something to lower costs.
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TheRoadie. @roadie63.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So we are lowering the cost of diesel and Ukraine is paying for it with its blood. A whole new meaning to the term "Red Diesel".
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear money lenders: DON'T fucking contact me if you're not actually gonna offer me a loan, you dumb pricks! It just wastes both our time!
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So let's get this straight: Russia just murdered over 65 people in Ukraine in less than 48 hours. Crushed a building on top of sleeping families to celebrate Putin's birthday. And today, the U.S. announces that they are lifting sanctions on Russian diesel and planning to buy some,
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
Trump’s deal to buy Russian diesel from Putin just weeks before the midterms funnels money directly into Russia’s war machine. Trump is now facing calls for Congress to block the deal and impeach him. Meanwhile, energy analysts say it’s unlikely to even make a dent in fuel prices.
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Trump Announces Russian Diesel Deal Ahead of Midterms
Trump campaigned against foreign oil.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 280: A LOT of Mis- oh... guess I hhave some non-Misfits stuff for you all in here after all. Here's my favorite band, Ludo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWIn...
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"Lake Pontchartrain" (Ludo cover)
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a stupid, stupid bitch
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@ryannorth.ca oh yay they finally greenlit the sequel www.ktvq.com/news/authori...
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‘It’s Red Lodge’: Rescue draws crowd after moose gets stuck in town skate park
Authorities are working to free and relocate a moose that was trapped inside the skate park in downtown Red Lodge Wednesday afternoon. Latest details below:
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, for someone riddled with chihuahua-like anxiety, I give great phone.
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Paul Constant @paulconstant.com · 08/10/2026
A three hundred billion-dollar fortune and he still has to suck up to his boss.
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your gentle reminder that the selection at @bookshop.org is just as good as at Amazon, and that using them doesn’t enrich someone who’s never missed an opportunity to fall on his knees and kiss an authoritarian’s jackboots. Seriously, what’s the point of “fuck you” money if you’re this servile?
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 279: I know what I just said. And it is Halloween. But There's a couple birthdays this month that'll get a few special days. Today's is my grandma's birthday and the song I read as her ringtone for months after her stroke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4mu...
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Liz sings『Take Me Home, Country Roads』by John Denver
YouTube video by jibrilia
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 278: Seriously, a LOT of Misfits. Coulda called it Misfits Month! www.youtube.com/watch?v=npkr...
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THE MISFITS - DIE DIE MY DARLING (Cover)
YouTube video by Eddie Booze
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 06/10/2026
Other religions: [exist] The American Right: religious freedom was a mistake, actually...
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 06/10/2026
Based on my estimates, I'm going to be broke at the end of the month. And my savings will only last that long because I've started putting my groceries on a credit card (which was how they all got maxed out last year). Any help you can give will be greatly appreciated.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/10/2026
I mean this earnestly and politely: what did they think was going to happen???
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just said the same thing seconds before seeing this post. This would get laughed out of a writer's room as too on the nose.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just said the same thing seconds before seeing this post. This would get laughed out of a writer's room as too on the nose.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat, is it good when the shithead destroying your country tears down a tree as old as the country itself in one giant metaphor?
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda furious finding out in retrospect that one thread on the Persona 5: The Phantom X subreddit managed to spoil the third palace part 2 baddie, the P4 baddie, and the P5 baddie all at once months ago.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 277: A LOT of Misfits! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTbq...
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Astro Zombies
YouTube video by My Chemical Romance - Topic
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I honestly couldn't remember if King Of The Mountain was the dumber one. I still can't decide.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
I can’t emphasize this enough — “AI” wasn’t born corrupt and toxic. For ~75 years, it was mathematicians and scientists doing interesting, thoughtful work and trying to solve problems, making only the usual human mistakes. What “AI” did to machine learning is as tragic as what it did to artists.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still makes more sense than TNA's reverse battle royal or King of the Mountain. I don't even remember if those are two separate match types or the same one.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 Inches From Glory would be a decent band name. Completely unrelated, remember when that one guy tagged the orange one's ear?
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 276: 276. I've been doing this so long and we're nearing the end. Also, I told you this month would be a lot of Misfits. This song's dope but Michale Graves can go fuck himself. How you gonna think you're punk but then be republican? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA6s...
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Dig up her bones - Misfits cover
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ACAB does NOT include Hololive Justice in their new, color-coded police hats
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how they're supposed to be a secret as phantom thieves, but literally every friend Joker makes finds out he's the leader of the thieves. Every. Single. One. #Persona5Royal
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 275: A spoopy cover never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9i...
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Castlevania II WITH LYRICS - [FLOSSTOBER 2010] - Brentalfloss
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 274: Ngl. It's Halloween. There's gonna be a lot of Misfits. www.youtube.com/watch?v=igrv...
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Metallica - Last Caress - Lyrics
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 273: Today's reason for almost being late: Allergies. Over 50 sneezes today. Continuing spoopy month, we have Liz with the Time Warp! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmXB...
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ERB Karaoke ☆ The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp
YouTube video by WebbKnox
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit. It took a LONG time, but I'm finally officially an employer. I FINALLY have my sister approved to do home health help for me. I can fire her if I want! :O
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 272: 272. A few falters hare and there, but I've managed to keep this up a lot longer than the last attempt. Also, we've hit first of the month Mumei on the same day Halloween starts! www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78v...
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Boomei Sings "Ghostbusters" from Ghostbusters | Karaoke
YouTube video by HoloTofu Karaoke
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 271: Who doesn't love a good medley? And I really like Yungblud. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnsK...
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YUNGBLUD - Señorita, Back to Black, Goosebumps in the Live Lounge
YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Covers Project v2 Day 270: I swear, Persona's been a much bigger threat to doing this than my ADHD could ever hope to do. Have a song that utilizes something from the awful Red Hot Chili Peppers to make a catchy-ass beat www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FED...
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Crazy Town - Butterfly (Official Video)
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@emdashreed.bsky.social I just wanna say I liked "Trans Ferdinand". Very clever!
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Greater comfort". So as long as you don't want queer people to exist, we can give you all the comfort you need. If you just wanna exist as a fag, you're shit outta luck because someone else is uncomfy. Fuck this entire administration and this stone-faced fucking ghoul
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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, cool. Back to being able to be discriminated against because queer. Linda McMahon's a cunt that should have died instead of virtually any of the people her and her cunt husband allowed to kill themselves working for the WWE thehill.com/homenews/edu...
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Final Battle" is not just boisterous phrasing. There are millions of Evangelicals who support Trump b/c they see him as the harbinger of the apocalypse. They rejoiced when Trump moved the US Embassy to Jerusalem b/c it was part of their apocalypse cosplay. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/27/p...
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White House airs another government-funded ad, this time with Trump warning of ‘final battle’ | CNN Politics
The Trump administration is set to launch another overtly political campaign ad funded by taxpayer dollars, attacking the “fake news media” and “the sick political class that hates our country.”
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina's speech from the warrior wrestling show
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The internet must be deamericanized.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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