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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's because they finally let Godzilla say fuck.

The trending section showing "Godzilla Minus Zero gets R rating"

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Flashback to that year P-Farm used its ad slogan to commemorate 9-11

The Pepperidge Farm Twitter account tweeting out "We remember #NeverForget911" on September 11th, 2012

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Comedy answer: Lose Yourself Real answer: If there had to be one, something of his that was on the more melodic, positive side. Like aside from the swearing, I can see her approving of the message here from Sing For The Moment

That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine (Haha)
Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishin' they'd die
'Til they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it 'cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on
Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs, and we can—

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Not gonna say what video this was in case I do use it for a future day, but:

I wanted to like their Smells Like Teen Spirit cover, but the dude handled the meat with his left hand, then switched the mic over to that hand, tossed it in the wok with his right hand, then handled everything with both meaty hands

...which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd say in my life

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What you're gonna give me if I don't stop with these P5X fishing jokes

The fishing screen from Persona 5: The Phantom X showing the protagonist having fished up a Good Sockeye

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

How you think those unsolicited dick pics will be received by random women on the internet

The fishing screen from Persona 5: The Phantom X showing the protagonist having fished up a Great Pale Chub

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When the grillmaster mostly knows what they're doing

The fishing screen from Persona 5: The Phantom X showing the protagonist having fished up a Good Char

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Me, your friend that speaks terrible Spanish, currently drinking his first pumpkin spice latte of the year

The fishing screen from Persona 5: The Phantom X showing the protagonist having fished up a Basic Amago

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The male love interest's fat comedic relief friend in a rom-com

Screen from Persona 5: The Phantom X showing the protagonist having fished up a Good Pale Chub

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Google knows what's up when it comes to Facebook's pervert glasses

A Google search for "features of pervert glasses" that are all results discussing Facebook's creepy pervert glasses

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hmm... considering P3R took me 200 hours and I'm 117 into P4G and only near the end of October, I'm not looking forward to needing to put in 300+ hours for P5R

HowLongToBeat.com's results for Persona 3 Reload, Persona 4 Golder, Persona 5 Royal, and Persona 5 Strikers.

The completionist time for Persona 5 Royal is 140 hours. For Persona 3 Reload, it's 99 1/2 hours. For Persona 4 Golden, it is 133 hours. Persona 5 Strikers is 71 hours, but nobody cares

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Absolutely gave these scrubs a fuckin' bath that round!

The end screen of a game of Tycoon from Persona 5: The Phantom X. The player in second place has 50 points, just over half of my three round sweep of 90 points

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh, hey. Dustin Rhodes responded to an Islamophobic post and says it was an accident & didn't mean it. He says nothing about the transphobic dogwhistle the poster was wearing for a shirt Don't let him sneak outta this when he returns to AEW. He's a bigoted piece of maga trans and is proud of it.

post from threads where a user says "time for maga to own this. no more blaming biden, obama, kamala, or clinton. you did this. you voted for this. own it" - and Dustin Rhodes responding "yep we did and it's great"

Picture of a bigoted maga woman in a shirt with the women's restroom sign on it with the words "Come and take it" underneath. She has a pistol strapped to her waist. Her tweet reads "Hey ISLAM, come and take it. I dare ya". Dustin Rhodes replies with the heart emoji and metal horns hand emoji.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Walmart's got some crazy new customer loyalty programs, I guess

Tumblr post from user 3000s:

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called “freevaginaphotos.com” and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Uhh... so the fun part of uBlock not working anymore is that my Facebook ads are kinda fucking weird. So umm... what's the endgame here, man? You get away with getting drunk at the office, but people think you're fucking munching away on deodorant sticks instead?

A DrSquatch Facebook ad for a fake deodorant stick flask, so you can hide your drinking and make people think you just eat antiperspirant.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Angle was proof that you could both be one of the best goddamn wrestlers on the planet AND do comedy stuff. In fact, I daresay some of his best stuff was BECAUSE of, not in spite of, his comedy work.

A tweet from Kurt Angle photoshopping a semi-translucent version of himself in SHIELD gear from the one night he was a replacement member into the picture of Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns doing the SHIELD pose from Summerslam as the third member.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Stop making this a "Bluesky puts words in people's mouth!" thing. No, bitch, you are the one going on about waffles here! The shit you responded to was about 4, and later 1.2, million dollars being a lot of money and you're in here saying "But half of that $4m pays their employees!"

Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences get misinterpreted.

You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?”

No bitch, that’s a whole new sentence wtf is you talkin bout

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"The only times you're allowed to end life across states lines are if they're fishing boats in the Atlantic or if Israel *really* wants you to," Blanche added.

“If states have said, ‘We are going to protect the unborn and we’re going to protect every life from the moment of conception,’ we’re putting practices and policies in place so that other states and other organizations can’t attack that,” he said. “They can’t do things like they’re doing with mailing in mail-order drugs.”

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oh? That's what bothers you? Not that one half of the system is nazis and 98% of the other half are happy to collaborate with those nazis?

anchin, a frequent critic of the progressive left, is concerned about the rise of democratic socialists who’ve been winning Democratic primaries across the country, suggesting it’s a product of a party “without a national figure.” But he said Republicans are still too beholden to their extremes as well and argued open primaries would address the broader issue.

“When they have closed primaries, what they were able to do is hijack the system,” Manchin said, bringing up the recent New York primary where candidates backed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist, did well. “They’ve been able to outperform in a closed system.”

Surveying the current Senate, Manchin lamented what he described as a lack of deal-makers in his mold. He said he was unsure which senators there now are telling their colleagues: “C’mon, guys, let’s go talk. Sit this down. Let’s work this out.”

“That bothers me,” Manchin said.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I... don't really have an explanation here for this...

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What the fuck even does this mean? What happens if you order a burger but choose don't make?! WHAT AM I PAYING FOR? I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO MAKE MY FOOD PLZ!

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Man, that is shady as fuck, DoorDash. Shady as fuck

DoorDash menu from Applebee's with donations to Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation as menu items. Each item is price higher than the donation amount. For example, $1.29 for a $1 donation, $6.09 for a $5 donation, or most egregiously, $24.09 for a $20 donation.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Yes, because republicans NEVER go to great lengths to lie about things. It's not like the 80-year old, McDonald's-swilling president keeps telling us doctors say he's the most fit person to ever exist. Conspiracies aren't really conspiracies when the people have proven they'll do anything for power

It was funny when it was a crisis of his own making, when only some GOP politicians (non-credible by definition) claimed to have spoken with him. But now you have to argue that the Navy doctors at the Office of the Attending Physician are in on it, and CNN, Politico, all missed the signs.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Based on today's stream. My brain wouldn't let me continue with my day until I made this.

The "That's not what I'm called" meme, featuring a picture of Zohran Mamdani saying "Hey guys" to two people. One of them is a surprised Gigi Murin exclaiming "Tyler Hoechlin from Teen Wolf!", to which Mamdani responds "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

More like Sen. Adam Schitt, amirite?

WASHINGTON (AP) — Stirring up painful memories of America’s racist past, President Donald Trump on Tuesday compared the Democratic-led impeachment inquiry to a lynching, a practice once widespread across the South in which angry mobs killed thousands of black people.

Trump’s closest Republican backers in Congress agreed with him, though others rejected his comparison.

“This is a lynching in every sense,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who is close to Trump.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What can you say about Lindsay Graham other than that he was a man with conviction? I mean, sure, that conviction was that republicans getting power was more important than literally anything else, but still. He was a giant piece of crap, and that's what mattered most.

Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
3 May 2016
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I wonder if there will ever be a point in the future in which the world at large finds it acceptable to have a toothbrush moustache ever again. I mean more than like or two lunat-... wait. Fucking WHO? Of-fucking-course he did!

Post–World War II

By the end of World War II, the toothbrush moustache had fallen out of fashion due to its strong association with Hitler,[1] but it was still worn by the notable individuals Oliver Hardy and (until about 1950) Fred Trump.[58][59] U.S. and Chile intelligence documented a number of Nazi émigrés with the style in

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ok, I'm not generally one to care much about celeb gossip, but ngl, this is cute af. He was just a little disappointed diehard Swiftie

The superstar couple first connected in 2023. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end had attended Swift’s show at his team’s home base, Arrowhead Stadium, on 8 July 2023 but the pair did not meet at the show. He spoke about his disappointment on his podcast New Heights, which he hosts with his brother, now-retired Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce.

“I was disappointed that she doesn’t talk before or after her shows because she has to save her voice for the 44 songs that she sings,” he said at the time. Kelce had made Swift a friendship bracelet, something her fans had been making and trading throughout her historic Eras Tour.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The only way you could turn me off of a game more with that sentence is to add "The card battle system is great. 67!"

Review of Ender Lilies that reads "It's like Hollow Knight meets Dark Souls with stands."

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Reddit post about 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim

Reddit post by Kwuazly:
This game was interesting until I realized how thin their necks were and I can’t un notice it.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Context: Found this Bath Time emoji in P5X's chat and now want to use it in the Tycoon card minigame whenever I do a play to infuriate the opponent

A screenshot of the available emojis in the chat function for Persona 5: The Phantom X. One of them is the main character, Wonder, taking a bath called Bath Time

NinjaMarion Esq
I wanna make it my thing to just send the bath time emoji in chat every time I make a killer play in Tycoon

JDP
Make an alternate account named "Perry Saturn" and only use you're welcome

NinjaMarion Esq
How pissed would someone get if they get slammed with a quad 5 to trigger a revolution followed immediately by a Wonder card, 8, and pair of 2's to win

And then get the bath time emote?

Like, that's gotta throw you off your game for the next round
Are they calling you a scrub? Are they telling you that you need to take a bath? Are they bathing, presumably in your tears? Telling you they're gonna take a bath with your dad? Are they inviting you to take a bath with them?

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Yes, exactly, you dumb cunt! IF there's a god, they most certainly did design us wrong! That's why the mortality rate by the age of 5 used to be a fucking coin flip! And your right-wing anti-science quackery wants to take us back to the days when childbirth or being born were both terminal!

On Facebook, comments about the shot include: “Don’t do it!” “Huge lie!” and “It’s a scare tactic.” One person wrote, “Never will I ever inject my baby with poisons from big pharma.”

Families have also pointed to a 2023 episode about vitamin K shots by conservative podcaster Candace Owens, who said, “What Big Pharma is saying is that we realize that babies were born wrong. They don’t have enough vitamin K, and so we’re going to give them what they always needed. God designed us wrong.”

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Ari Emanuel should have lived during the French Revolution

NinjaMarion
Wow. So like two days before the mass releases, we have TKO releasing their financials, revealing that Ari got a FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR RAISE(!), and now days after ditching one of their best tag teams ever, New Day, we have The Rock going to the biggest wankfest in Hollywood wearing a 3 million dollar watch. Christ, these guys are some of the most tone-deaf d-bags I've ever seen.

MoMoney1985
Isn't a fashion show or something? I would assume he was given it and told "wear this"

NinjaMarion
I didn't say owning. I said wearing.

It's an insanely tone-deaf look to show up to a goddamn gala in a 3 million dollar watch just days after your company tries (and in many cases, succeeds) to strongarm employees with a signed contract into taking a 50% pay cut. It should, however, actually be criminal to announce your $50 million raise the day before firing around 20 people and then also doing the 50% pay cut thing. In fact, that should just be an automatic guillotining and / or being fed on by the poor.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Lastly, my cat is cute. This is neither about videogames nor a particularly hot take, but he was just standing around stupidly being cute while I typed this all.

A very cute black and white tuxedo cat laying on his side sleeping on the corner of my bed

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

And no, I'm not asexual or just gay. I'm actually more female-attracted than male. Dicks are just hotter, at least when they don't look like you tried to put on a turtleneck sweater and got stuck before finding the hole. Or one of those infinite water tube toys

Magic Wigglers, which are those long tube toys with a with a tunnel through them that push towards the opposite end infinitely when you squeeze an end. There is a pink, blue, yellow, and a green one.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It's probably because she doesn't suck complete ass

@jamellebouie.net replying to a post with the response: I wonder if AOC's early clashes with the democratic establishment PLUS the unhinged reaction to her from republicans have given her some of the "both sides hate her so she must be independent" vibe that goes a long way with low propensity voters

The post is a reply to a post by @ChrisSosa on Twitter stating "An NBC News survey found Newsom was even less popular than trump, with trump underwater by 12 points and Newsom by 18. Conversely, AOC polled ahead of trump, Newsom, and the Democratic Party itself."

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ok, this is my favorite from the thread about Jericho's return #AEWDynamite

Reddit post from Massive_Depth2900
"Damn dude he's looking like he could storm the capitol all by himself *fire emoji*"

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

April Fools! I got you all so good!

A very cute, black and white tuxedo cat laying on the bathroom counter

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

But yeah, if he's happy, good for him. It's just such a stark transformation AND I think the idea that the public could have just not let him do that hilarious so I make the joke occasionally. It is almost horrifying just how chiseled his jawline got though. Like the damn Chad meme

A before and after picture of Kumail Nanjiani from 2009 and 2021. His jawline in the first picture is rounded and soft. His jawline in the second looks like it was carved from marble by a sculptor working off of an image of the Chad meme.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

What the fuck, Fate/stay night wiki?

Day 11
Notably, this day takes place over two days.

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NinjAugustMarion @ninjamarion.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Man, you ain't gotta explain yourself. I accept you for what you are, homie!

If you have not purchased “Frontier hunter”
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We recommend trying the free demo before purchasing (you can click the “Download” button above the “Add to Cart” button). The demo offers about 40–50 minutes of gameplay, allowing you to check whether the various elements are within your acceptable range. Lastly, we hope everyone finds a game they truly enjoy and avoids unnecessary financial loss.

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