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Ninjahipypirate

@ninjahipypirate.bsky.social
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Dad, Trekkie, Amateur WW2 Historian, Twitch Streamer, Fan of the Longhorns, Rangers, Mavericks, and the USWNT. Lover of emo and metal. Born to lock in. forced to clock in.

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22h
It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 22h
Have to leave in 30 for a soccer game. Texas needs to score - get a stop - score to put it away so I can leave in peace.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 23h
OU just cheered for a first down. Just wow
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 23h
Huge TD for Wingo. How wad he so wide open? OU has to be better than that.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 23h
JFC TEXAS. YOU LET THEM SCORE
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well that should about wrap up the game. Texas scores a TD, I dont known if OU gets into the endzone today
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U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @uswnt.ussoccer.com · 10/10/2026
After 710 days, Mal Swanson is back on the field in the red, white and blue! 🫶
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The OU defense is as advertised
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That is 1 for Simmons. He might get 6 today
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its time for one of my favorite sporting events of the year: Texas Vs Oklahoma from the Cotton Bowl!
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alyssa you have to put that in!!!
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ouch. Noting Dickey could do there, that was a hell of a strike! #USWNT
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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🎀creepy cat🎀 @cathryncreates.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kids deserve to have free lunch provided to them at school btw
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Im finally feeling comfortable at my new job. Getting an understanding of what I do every day and where to go with questions. I also get Monday off for a 3 day weekend? Hurray for random holidaysa
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 08/10/2026
The WoW: Forever Beta enters Week 4! ⚔️ Team up & take on the City of Dalaran ⏳ Experience everything from past weeks 🆙 Work your way up to level 30
A list of content available in Week 4 of the World of Warcraft: Forever Beta, emblazoned with the game’s logo on top and Dalaran visible in the background. The list reads “NEW DUNGEON: CITY OF DALARAN,” & “PAST CONTENT: DARKSPEAR ISLANDS, EXCAVATION SITE: WETLANDS, HALL OF THANES, RUINS OF LORDAERON, SKYBORNE STARTING ZONE,” & “CONTENT UP TO LVL 30”. Bold text at the bottom reads “LIVE NOW”.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
With all the James Bond movies moving back to Prime video, it's a good time to rewatch my favorite bond film: From Russia With Love. Also this gif is perfect for today
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Sean Connery: I Have Enough Problems
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artist: @explosm.bsky.social
four-panel webcomic meme featuring two simple cartoon figures standing next to a small Doberman pinscher.

Panel 1: The person in green asks the owner in blue, "Does your dog bite?"

Panel 2: The owner replies, "No, but it can hurt you in other ways."

Panel 3: A close-up of the dog shows it speaking in bold text: "Tomorrow's another day".

Panel 4: The person in green squints in anguish and clutches their chest, crying out, "Nooooooo..."
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Definitely Choose Costco!
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah. Work just got 25x better
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dallas Stars offense showed up tonight. That Miko goal was SPECTACULAR
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw this bill back in May and OH MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had my first "i dont want to work today" reaction to Monday. I think I officially feel employed again
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 05/10/2026
Finally… Ursula Andress kept her famous white bikini for decades after the film came out. She auctioned it in 2001 for $45,000. It was auctioned again in 2020 and, though no sale price was given, was expected to fetch $500,000. 52/52
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 05/10/2026
Expectations were low, but word of mouth spread quickly and, from its final $1.1m budget, Dr. No grossed a whopping $59.5m at the box office. Sequels were very quickly greenlit and the series would go on to be one of Hollywood’s most successful. 51/52
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 05/10/2026
DR. NO was released 64 years ago today. The first Hollywood entry in the iconic James Bond series, and still among the most popular 007 films, the story of how it was made will leave you shaken and stirred…. 1/52
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Dallas Cowboys didnt fold up and quit. Im pleasantly surprised.
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Gina Hinojosa @ginafortexas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can feel the Texas sun shining a little extra.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thought of the day
An advertisement at Target that says "Because your baby deserved the moon" with meme text above that says "WTF does a baby do with a moon"
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well Stars forgot the season opener was tonight. RIP
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Texas Stars @texasstars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK! 🚨🚨
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just clocked out for my second week of the new gig! This week was hard. Alot of tooling and access troubles. I felt like I didnt do much. But, it was team wide so it wasnt just me. I do like my fellow trainees. All are super nice! I did get my first paycheck, and it was fantastic. Ill take the W
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Woman Smiling and Nodding
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dallas Stars hockey is back tonight? What do yall think? We got a shot at the cup???
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Mascot Points on Ice Rink - Ugotit Ohyurrr
ALT: Mascot Points on Ice Rink - Ugotit Ohyurrr
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting Taco Bell for dinner! This is how you start the weeked off right!
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Man Posing Outside Taco Bell Restaurant
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was a staple of my childhood.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its one of my favorite albums birthday today! Happy Birthday "In Love and Death"! Been helping me scream it out since 2004 and the inspiration for my first tattoo! open.spotify.com/album/10Mw53...
Tattoo of a heart in a nose
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas squeaks by on the most bizarre last 3 minutes I can remember. #Hookem
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas finally handling their business. #hookem
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Arch playing bad? Yes. But this offensive line is absolutely getting whipped.
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MUCH better Simmons. Back to back sacks and NO ANTICS
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great. Now Texas gives up a punt return TD. Arch needs to get this offense moving. No more playing around.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is better in Spanish
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning throwing past the line of scrimmage twice. What is this team doing?
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Ninjahipypirate @ninjahipypirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Collin Simmons. WHAT WAS THAT? Absolute embarrassment.
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