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@ninguna.bsky.social
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I drink and I used to know things.

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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 9h
Aw, I thought for sure she was going to be the next WH press secretary.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 13h
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15h
I sang this to the tune of this World Party song.
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World Party - Put The Message In The Box
YouTube video by WorldPartyOfficial
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Edgar MIB Transformation
Alt: Alien bug pulling up the slack on his Edgar skin suit in Men in Black.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I knew of a middle-aged guy whose wife divorced him for spending their savings on scratch-off tix.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Many Bothans petite morted for this information.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV"
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey, 50 credits is 50 credits.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Manic pixie dream bird
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those dragons love tacos gringos.
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🐉🌮 Dragons Love Tacos - Animated Read Aloud for Kids!
YouTube video by MovingStories
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think for now this would suffice.
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Gerry Scotti Spegnere
Alt: A man in a hard hat unplugs an extension cord and the lights go out behind him.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jim Cramer: load up on shares of guillotine, pitchfork, and gunpowder manufacturers.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gonna be a hell of a Social Security COLA announcement. "Biden did this, no, I mean, Trump did it."
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every day a new atrocity.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I get the shatner cramps sometimes.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remember you.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's truly what it's like to make a Ramos Gin Fizz.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DC resident giving tourists directions.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Del Taco could do well in Finland.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Underground silos for 500 years. Only one will be allowed to survive.
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Juliette Nichols Reacts: Wow, That's Terrible
Alt: Juliette Nichols Reacts: Wow, That's Terrible
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is the video for The Super Bowl Shuffle on the TV, isn't it?
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thrill of putting your life at risk by just crossing a street, though.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FCC/Heritage asshole Brendan Carr.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brain damage
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every one in Iceland is an elf.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The part where the doctor gently judges you awake and whispers "you don't have cancer." That was awesome.
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Before they had gas chambers Nazis used to smother Jews with exhaust in the back of trucks.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting curb stomped by Thom Yorke. Cool.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is most definitely not the part that everyone remembers on that song.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mouth noises.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bauhaus, Ziggy Stardust. Just a little more oomph.
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Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wil Wheaton
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I confess. I was trying to distract myself from work. I am much older than 38.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do the sounds, just sounds, coming out of your mouth mean?
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's test that presumption.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have they got real Asians in facsimiles of their natural habitats? I can't wait for the Latin America world to open.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They know. They don't care.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Awkward Car Jam Session
Alt: Awkward Car Jam Session
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just read the first word here in the same way Peter Capaldi would say "bye" on the phone in The Thick of It.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do these people go on the weekend news shows and not just say "can you believe this shit?" to each other over and over again?
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Burrito
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I worked in a small town computer store circa 2003, we called this stuff "malware," and most of our customers paid us to get it off their machines. They just remade BonzaiBuddy while telling us it's good now.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Martha selling Foundayo to shrink your fundillo. Seriously, hire people who speak other languages.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
As long as he’s aiming his invective at concepts associated with Black people he’s perfectly fine, once he strayed from anti-Black racism the mainstream press began to notice his bigotry.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Jed the Fish coaching Washington?
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tina's sisters were in prison when she wrote this, for forgetting they had a bag of Bahama Mama in their luggage on the way back from a Compass Point All Stars recording session.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's when you start the Swedish Death Cleaning while you're still physically able to lift your shit.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Say one were to buy a Disney shirt while at Disney. Where the hell else would you wear it and not get made fun of?
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel dirty reading about this family's problems.
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Ugh 🌵 @ninguna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think we know exactly what Philly would do, empirically.
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