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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly

@nindb.net
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I play videogames (mostly Nintendo). I also draw stuff (mostly Nintendo). Proud dad to two Small Fries. Webmaster of nindb.net and former comic artist on Nintendo Force magazine. Not a former astronaut.

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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 1h
Not if it's broken because it has two small hands!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 1h
I'm positive Australia doesn't have swear words. They just have *emphasis* words they save up to make hats pop off foreigner heads in shock.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 2h
I definitely thought they'd "radio edit" the lyrics to Tubthumping, but nope! Chumbawumba pissing on my DS! Swears in first party Nintendo products are like hen's teeth.
A guerrilla screenshot of Jam With The Band on Nintendo DS. The lyric "Pissing the night away" is shown.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 3h
I'll wager this is the Duck Surprise of surprising endings.
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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h
"Mine shaft" is what Hitler calls his penis
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 3h
Jam With The Band on DS is a funny old thing. If you've ever imagined "I'm A Slave 4 U" in the Donkey Kong Country 3 soundfont, then this is the software for you!!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 3h
MeMe the alien originally had 3 eyes, so you might find one in the envelope. I'm chuffed to get last year's present to you finally!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 3h
Oh I don't remember things! Or listen to you particularly intently... Nor am I able to interpret half the things you say that I am listening to... um... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎈😬
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 4h
Noooo! Whu habbuh?!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 4h
Alas, doesn't look like it. Not yet anyway.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 5h
Looks like some were fixed in today's update.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 5h
What happened to the Gold Pocket?
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 9h
You don't need to get it filled up! There's an SD Card in it waiting for you 😁
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 16h
After a week off, we have an unusual Wednesday update on the Nintendo Music app! It's the new Star Fox (Switch 2)! Sweet. I've been in a real Star Fox mood lately.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
I could really go for a chicken drumstick made of peas for some reason...
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
SMBHQ Remastered, of course! But with care and love and probably never ever finished 😁
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
I'm so tempted... so so tempted...
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
Really not warming to any of the contestants on Great British Bake Off this year. I'm just here for Nigella.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
The TV button taunted through the entire life of the console. It never worked here 😭
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
(At one point, I tried, stupidly, clumsily and unsuccessfully, to optimise NinDB for Nintendo DS and Wii browsers...)
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
The Wii came out just after I moved into a tiny room in a shared house. You better believe I used it for all these things!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 29/09/2026
In this country, we call it P. P. Hammer and his Pneumatic Weapon.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
Probably, but that's an awful lot of stuff to figure out how to do to take some screenshots of Chibi-Robo Zip Lash!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
The realisation that I have everything I need to record music from anything with a headphone jack has led to my DSi and 3DS systems being revived and explored in great detail.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
Criminally underrated.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
In celebration over the sycamore gap tree sprouting, I wish to celebrate once more the best of all posts on the topic.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
You can disable a driver check during Windows startup to force it to work, but you need to do that every time. Load of old farts!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
My 3DS capture card doesn't work any more. Gutted. Apparently a Windows update screwed over the drivers and there's no permanent fix. 😖
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
But she's got a new hat!!!
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Sombrero Nuevo with Smithers and Lisa
ALT: Sombrero Nuevo with Smithers and Lisa
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 28/09/2026
I thought we had that shit contained! Someone must have let them out! But who? Who? Who? Who?!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah, same 🤣 Except we're all lactose intolerant, so cheese pairings are WASTED on us!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
Ooh, hello old friend! This was my first experience of computer too!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I'm suggesting this is a moral panic based on flimflam, perpetuated by people without anyone's best interests in mind. The best thing to do with obviously fabricated engagement bait is to deprive it of oxygen. How do we keep falling into this trap?
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
Strikes me that everyone involved needs to find something more important to worry about.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
But... who is spreading the lie that interviewers give a shit?
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I don't know... Top 3?
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I'm also having a DS revisit kind of weekend... What larks!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
Nooooo!!
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Grandpa Simpson Yells at Cloud
ALT: Grandpa Simpson Yells at Cloud
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
W... why not? Why would that matter in the least to a single person ever?!
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I daren't ask...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I don't think I'd class you as unhinged or angry and I've been in your vicinity for decades. Your brand is weirdly specific rants, for sure.
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
I'm sure that's why I own it, but I have made very little effort to actually find it 😅
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
She also thinks "Tingle, Ankle, Knuckle and Dave Jr." is the funniest thing ever. And I'm inclined to agree.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 27/09/2026
For the first time today, my eldest expressed an interest in The Legend of Zelda. And on my whistlestop tour through the series, Wind Waker was the one she wanted to see more of and play for herself.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 26/09/2026
There's no reference to what happened to all the people in New Donk City when it was drowned under a sea of deadly mush, so I have to assume they all died horribly and Pauline Dragon Balled them back to life with the Banandium Core.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 26/09/2026
(Electroplankton probably ought to be here...)
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 26/09/2026
I mostly grabbed "Touch! Generations" software and things that would have been Touch! Generations if the label stuck around to the end. Then I kicked out Nintendogs because it would have needed its own stack.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly @nindb.net · 26/09/2026
I'm not sure what you mean! I would never hoard such things! 😳
Stacks of DS non-game games.
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